Why do people pretend to like classical music? It doesn't actually make them look more sophisticated, it just shows how pretentious they are
Why do people pretend to like classical music? It doesn't actually make them look more sophisticated...
Owen Howard
Luke James
I don't like it but it makes me feel feelings of sadness, joy or contentment and I want to feel those feelings, so I'll keep listening.
Evan Powell
Because classical is objectively better than all other forms of music
Elijah Morales
Nah, nobody likes classical music. Everybody just pretends to like it! You got it, you solved the puzzle. You dislike it, so that means everybody automatically pretends to like it to seem smart! Wow, look at you! You're the first person to crack the code! How do you feel right now?
Gabriel Rodriguez
I like it, but I don't pretend to think it's anything better than pleasant background music for studying or reading.
Thomas Cook
I used to think that all people were secretly bisexual like me and it took me years to realize that I'm just a degenerate fag, OP needs to learn that he has shit taste in music.
Landon Allen
b8
Adrian Gonzalez
(You)
Aiden Bell
Pleb
Noah Cox
n-no one thinks like this right
Brody Campbell
What does you liking dicks have anything to do with the thread?
William Hill
You see, when you use the word pretentious so much. It kind of loses it's meaning, I don't think you actually understand that word - do you.
Nathan Garcia
That's really funny. I used to think I was bisexual for masturbating to futa dicks, but it turns out I was just really lonely.
Jose Wright
There are people who's journey into classical music begins and end with typing "classical study mix" into youtube.
Carson Johnson
>not masturbating to hairy men
C'mon son, do you even bi?
Oliver Russell
So, those are the people this thread is directed towards? Not the ""dedicated"" classical fans who do use Sup Forums
Alexander Cook
You uncultured swine, listen to this and tell me you don't actually feel anything from it.
Mason Stewart
>9 minutes and 53 seconds
TL;DL
Ian Bennett
/thread
Ayden Fisher
How true is it that most bisexuals dismiss that sexuality as they grow older. Is being bi just the limbo sexuality, until you make your mind up?
David Young
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Benjamin Murphy
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Jason Young
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Anthony Cruz
It sounds fine, but honestly, the problem with it, and other classical music, is that it just feels so old. I can't get too emotional in something that just feels so distant like this. My favourite artist is Elliott Smith, and I always tear up at this songs because they feel so direct and simple, and because I know his tragic story I can get into his music more. Classical music just aims at being "pretty" and that's it. I won't argue that it's probably more musically complex than Elliott Smith, but I don't care. I listen to music for emotional power and sometimes all I need from that are a few chords and some heartfelt lyrics.
Jayden Murphy
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Gavin Price
Poor b8
Gr8 b8
Take this as a lesson
Logan Green
user you need to stop
William Long
B8 and faggotry everywhere.
Luke Miller
>Classical music just aims at being "pretty" and that's it
Justin Gray
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A FAGGOT?
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Samuel Evans
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1. Hands- Hands always give away a trans, if the hands are petite it is best. I would fuck a trans with nice hands if they had adams apple and bulge
2. Eyes, they must look womanly
3. Body stomach- If it is a mans body stomach then I can't be turned on
4. Voice- If they sound like girl I can always fuck them
5. Smile- They must have a womans smile, if they have a ans smile I will be reminded they are a man when I eat their juices and they smile in orgasm
6. Adams Apple- Important, everyone look at this
7. Body shoulders- They must be thin and not strong and masculine
8. Hair- If they have long hair, or feminine bald, then I can fuck them
9. Shit- I like shit fetish so its good they have a feminine shit , too thick and hard shits will give it away too much
10. Tits- Not that important, many cute girls have small tits. I can fuck a trap with no tits and a dick if the above things are all convincing
9001. Pussy, not important, as the ass serves the same purpose for my dick
Liam Hall
You don't actually like music
Camden Peterson
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Jackson Cooper
jesus christ eric your gay is showing. quit stalking men on the internet
Henry Johnson
t. butthurt classical fag
Nathan Scott
S-sorry Mike-sensei!
Gabriel Peterson
t. cuthurt meme poster
Dylan Stewart
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!
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True Daddies are irreplaceable
Elijah Collins
>cummies
Cringed to death.
Easton Campbell
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Asher Peterson
your gay dad should've beat your ass
Bentley Phillips
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Nathaniel Ramirez
The missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't.
By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation.
The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the missile from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is.
Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.
In the event that the position that it is in is not the position that it wasn't, the system has acquired a variation, the variation being the difference between where the missile is, and where it wasn't.
If variation is considered to be a significant factor, it too may be corrected by the GEA. However, the missile must also know where it was.
The missile guidance computer scenario works as follows: because a variation has modified some of the information the missile has obtained, it is not sure just where it is. However, it is sure where it isn't, within reason, and it knows where it was.
It now subtracts where it should be from where it wasn't, or vice-versa, and by differentiating this from the algebraic sum of where it shouldn't be, and where it was, it is able to obtain the deviation and its variation, which is called error.
Eli Cox
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Noah Thomas
>Sometimes I just need a backstory and a few chords!
Tyler Davis
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Ayden Bennett
>Not liking classical music
Perhaps you just haven't listened to compositions YOU would like best?
Isaac Sanders
really OP? you can't even enjoy something like this?
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Elijah Gray
>gay dad
>beat
choose one
Landon Gonzalez
i love that whoever made this snuck camus into the pleb thing to trigger as many pseudo-intellectuals as possible.
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Ayden Ramirez
>inb4 dude acid lmao
I really didn't enjoy nor understand classical until I listened to it on a high dose of LSD. I know this is purely anecdotal but it conveys such complex emotions through the sounds, once I learned theory it made me enjoy it even more. It's honestly beautiful music, but I only listen to it on occasion.
Evan Baker
Congratulations - you need somebody else to tell you what music to like. You are officially a tool.