Tfw i go to mcdonalds and the wagecuck recognizes me

>tfw i go to mcdonalds and the wagecuck recognizes me
>says "that will be 12.94 of wagecuck's tax/tear dollars"
>so i give the poor cuck his own shekels back to him and say "tick tock cuckie"
>he starts to cry in front of everyone
>i drive off laughing
Life's good ;D

dumb frogposter

wrong board faggot

That would be cool, you know if you weren't 12 and on a summer break regurgitating words and ideas you've read on a big boy forum.

>he turns around and starts laughing with his coworkers
>"Damn, who gave that autist a drivers license?"

Did you order a big mac with shit that never happened?

>>>/kys/

>mfw working at mcdonalds
>some autist in the driveway, fat and with acne
>he murmurs: "o-one big mac please"
>give it to him
>he gets a panic attack from anxiety and forgets the change
>he spergs out, murmurs something and drives away
>turn to colleague and laugh about it

>Went to McDonalds
>Order Big Mac
>They didn't make it to my specifications
>Complain
>Wagecuck yells back
>Manager comes out
>Apologizes for his little slave's behavior
>Gives me coupons for free meals
>Eating my Big Mac
>Hear the manager yelling at his little slave
>Overhear that he'll be fired if he hears anymore complaints about him
I think I might go there tomorrow and throw out another complaint. It makes me so happy knowing a wagecuck getting fired.

Who else /KeepingWagiesOnTheirToes/ here?

whats a wagecuck. dont we all work and make money somehow?

Don't entertain the basement dwelling NEET. Logic isn't their strong suit, plus spending mommies money is really easy.

This

you make orders in the driveway now?

even with you living off that wage earner's scraps, he makes more money in a week than you do in the month of sucking off the governments tit

isn't this the entire board of /r9k/

>TFW fast food chain workers and such earns more than a livable wage in my country

Step it up, Americans, raise the minimum wage so they don't have to work 2 jobs just to survive!

he has to pay rent/gov bills/bills and other shit, he'll have a bit more money but not by much

Look at this wagie ragie, oh my

>go to McDonald's
>order a quarter pounder meal
>Wait for a few minutes until food is ready
>Get to seat and start to take out my stuff
>Turns out they forgot my fries
>Go up to the counter and ask for my fries
>The person looks at me and says "oh I'm very sorry, here you go"
>Hands me fresh fries and I go sit back down.
>I really showed them

Pretty much. They have two threads laughing at wagecucks as they call em, but than have 20 feels/suicide/im so sad threads. It is a pretty funny place

>went to mcdonalds
>looked hot
>ordered something
>cute guy working at drive thru takes order
>got it on the house
Life is good.

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Jokes on you, Own and operate my own business, work whatever hours I want, no answering to anybody, own a nice condo and car, no loans or debt, always comfy, never have to ask anybody for anything. You're delusional my friend, and will die a person that everyone has just always felt sorry for. Have fun!