Oh, shit, Sup Forums! I'm lost in the fucking woods. Anyone got an idea of what I should do?
Oh, shit, Sup Forums! I'm lost in the fucking woods. Anyone got an idea of what I should do?
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Pretty decent wifi in those woods.
>lost
>has internet
Ok
Post video or more pics, i wana see spooks
Dig a hole, lay down in it and wait for help.
Do a 360 and walk away
>what is 3g
you bring a notepad and pen when you walk in the woods too?
sorry connection shitty
use phone gps to find closest civilized area. google map to gun shop. kill self.
try and cut down a tree
wow, you must be way the fuck out in the middle of fucking nowhere. what with a couple of old tires just fucking lying around. fuck off with this weak b8 m8
Start punching trees and make a pickaxe
Drink your pee
This is some /x/ faggotry
A short-distance radio communications standard. Next question!
Stick your dick in a tree.
Roller
>Survival mode activated
start a forest fire and become one with the earth as your ashes get scattered amongst the trees
This!
Chop down a power lines and kill the workers who come to fix
Build a house out of twigs and branches and adopt a new identity
domesticate the first animal you see (pokemon not included)
roll
Don't forget to post a pic of it.
WINRAR
go uphill and away from water
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winrar
Find a bear and join him in a tandem shit
Think of The Blair Witch Project as much as you can.
turn your gps on retard
Dubseption
>connection shitty
>uploads 3.5MB photo
find GPS coordinates on Google maps.
post coordinates.
Trust Sup Forums to guide you to safety.
We have to go deeper
Kill a moose and sleep in it's hollowed out carcass so you don't freeze.
I second this
Check them.
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Los ññññ
Primitive Technology is that you?
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>download GPS app
>use it to find a bridge
>fucking kill yourself
>What's Data
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Kek
I'm
Impossible except if moonwalk
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Eat your own cum
It will keep you for another night
Get on Pokemon go and gtfo. Might get some good catches as well
Ow
Wow, you posted that one and saw someone else came up with a similar idea? That's hilarious! Great minds sure do think alike, huh?
Time stamp faggot
Kys
Sure thing
Shake a tree then look on your map for the shaking tree and that's where you are. Also if you throw a pinecone it will land pointing North, that one comes in handy sometimes. Trust me, I'm a pro.
you are facing northeast. turn around and walk back into the basement.
>lost
>has wifi
>there are fucking tires lying around
try harder next time you faggot
Gross why is your dick so hairy. Shave that shit off
This. Rolling
oh you pooooor thing. I guess the best thing you can do is lay down and die. don't worry.... you will be missed.
newfag
MODS MODS MODS CP
He Actually did it the Absolute Madman
Google maps fucktard
he could have data