Oh, shit, Sup Forums! I'm lost in the fucking woods. Anyone got an idea of what I should do?

Oh, shit, Sup Forums! I'm lost in the fucking woods. Anyone got an idea of what I should do?

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Pretty decent wifi in those woods.

>lost
>has internet
Ok

Post video or more pics, i wana see spooks

Dig a hole, lay down in it and wait for help.

Do a 360 and walk away

>what is 3g

you bring a notepad and pen when you walk in the woods too?

sorry connection shitty

use phone gps to find closest civilized area. google map to gun shop. kill self.

try and cut down a tree

wow, you must be way the fuck out in the middle of fucking nowhere. what with a couple of old tires just fucking lying around. fuck off with this weak b8 m8

Start punching trees and make a pickaxe

Drink your pee

This is some /x/ faggotry

A short-distance radio communications standard. Next question!

Stick your dick in a tree.

Roller

>Survival mode activated

start a forest fire and become one with the earth as your ashes get scattered amongst the trees

This!

Chop down a power lines and kill the workers who come to fix

Build a house out of twigs and branches and adopt a new identity

domesticate the first animal you see (pokemon not included)

roll

Don't forget to post a pic of it.

WINRAR

go uphill and away from water

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winrar

Find a bear and join him in a tandem shit

Think of The Blair Witch Project as much as you can.

turn your gps on retard

Dubseption

>connection shitty
>uploads 3.5MB photo

find GPS coordinates on Google maps.
post coordinates.
Trust Sup Forums to guide you to safety.

We have to go deeper

Kill a moose and sleep in it's hollowed out carcass so you don't freeze.

I second this

Check them.

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Los ññññ

Primitive Technology is that you?

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>download GPS app
>use it to find a bridge
>fucking kill yourself

>What's Data

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Kek

I'm

Impossible except if moonwalk

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Eat your own cum
It will keep you for another night

Get on Pokemon go and gtfo. Might get some good catches as well

Ow

Wow, you posted that one and saw someone else came up with a similar idea? That's hilarious! Great minds sure do think alike, huh?

youtube.com/watch?v=Kr0tTbTbmVA

Time stamp faggot

Kys

Sure thing

Shake a tree then look on your map for the shaking tree and that's where you are. Also if you throw a pinecone it will land pointing North, that one comes in handy sometimes. Trust me, I'm a pro.

you are facing northeast. turn around and walk back into the basement.

>lost
>has wifi
>there are fucking tires lying around
try harder next time you faggot

Gross why is your dick so hairy. Shave that shit off

This. Rolling

oh you pooooor thing. I guess the best thing you can do is lay down and die. don't worry.... you will be missed.

newfag

MODS MODS MODS CP

He Actually did it the Absolute Madman

Google maps fucktard

he could have data