It's 2016

>it's 2016

You have 10 seconds to tell me why you aren't enjoying superior anal masturbation.

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but i do enjoy it. i can cum from only anal

too much prep work

Good job, you made me proud of your experiences

- The King Of Porn

literally just put on a rubber glove and after you shit lube up your fingers and take out any left overs and youll be good for at least an hour or two. enemas are only for long periods

What has the current year anything to do with this?
Or do you imply that everyone (including newborn children) should enjoy this, because it's 2016?

Bc I'm not gay.

not gay to like anal boi. That being said im bi anyways but as long as you arent craving dick you're not gay

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feels good man

I dunno dude, this one time I was fingering my ass hole, shit just get pouring out the more I fingered myself. The toilet was full by the time I started getting my precumom all over the tip of the toilet lid.

It looks faggoty

its called shit regularly dumbass. i have never really had any issues doing it that way.

Literally just fucked myself silly in the bathroom against the wall with one of these.

yeah my diet isn't awesome, so getting everything clean is kind of a pain

just do an enema its not that hard

Because my finger is enough, silly.

Exactly.I find it funny and very enjoyable.

Considering buying a dildo. Any tips?

Am guy.

have any experience? a butt plug might be better to start with before going all out

I'm tied up at the moment

Get a bad dragon squirting dildo and a 12pac of cumlube. Thank me later

Uhhh did the gay sex once or twice, wasn't very fun at all. I've tried beer bottles and stuff I just need something slightly slimmer to practice with.

Whut? They squirt?

Some do. Idk, some people like feeling of jizz without the jizz I guess. Start out with ur fingers before getting a dildo. and when you do, don't get a huge one. Work ur way to the gay, my friend.

I love the idea of gay sex, but I'm too scared doing it will make me permagay. Dildos is a great middle ground

dont buy a bad dragon dildo those ar for extrem anal you shoud start out by getting set of small mediem and large butplugs also good lube uses the small one for a cuple of hours aweek for 2-3 weeks then do same thing with medum that way your asshole will stay looking nomal and not som sorta mars crater

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Loved the Bad Dragons; fucking hilarious!

I'm going for a buttplug, and some water-based lube to start out with. I even got a free blindfold with my purchase, but I'll just be using that to sleep better.

Thanks for the help, anons!

Cause das gay

I do. I love it. I hope I don't have to wear diapers when I'm old.

seriously I watched this last night and it might be the horniest I've ever been since I was a teenager. I'm certainly not *straight*.

Still only really want to fuck girls, but then I watch this shit and fuck dildos.

My last girlfriend was bisexual/androgynous, and pegged me. That was my favorite relationship. She was kind of dumb and I get bored very easily.

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But I do

I used to own this. It smells really bad, like chemicals, but by golly if it wasn't the best toy I ever bought.

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Every sissy/bi guy in the world should watch this video and follow the instructions. I seriously came so unbelievably hard from this. I wish there were more videos like it. It's like a dual sissy hypno/fap roulette. It was amazing.

I have a dildo just like that, but I don't like anal for some reason. Feels like I need to shit. Had gay sex before too, same feeling.

Sucking cock is fun tho.