Today is the day, been talking to this bitch for needy 2 years and I finally want to ask her for nudes...

Today is the day, been talking to this bitch for needy 2 years and I finally want to ask her for nudes, dubs decide what I say

"Well I gotta go, talk to you tomorrow."

just google some massive cock and say "Do you like?"

Hi babe. I'm quite gay, thought you should know.

mine is already big enough

Ey gril, where them tiddies at?

send me nudes you stupid bitch

"Heyyyyyy wanna have sex and bear my child, sexy? ;=)"

I fancy a wank, fancy getting me started?

so do that.

Would you like to see my cock?

"I love you, but I'm gay. I don't know what to do, I'm crying and breaking down right now :((("

Go for it faggot.

Alright this is boring. Just send her a picture of your dick OP

reroll

awww little baby is giving up on dubs

dis

Roll

Bitch spread those legs and show me the goods

send her a dick pic

So, I heard you have holes, I have a stick. Let's make like batteries and + the -

Show me your tits

Lmao WINRAR

Rerolling for this shit

Pls help i just shoved a giant black dildo up my ass and now i can't take it out

well guess i got to deliver.

Roll 8)

rolling

Reroll

You have to be subtle or totally aggresive, there is no middle ground when asking for nudes. I usually go the subtle route.

Come on, plus that minus

reroll

Say "Send nudes or I'll never speak to you ever again."

that was a close one. Still rerolling.

Reroll

guys im nervous

Dat reroll tho

Delivar now

Heyy grill topkek xD

k

Op is a faggot, won't deliver

Fag

do it faggot

Rereroll

OP is a faggot

GET OFF THIS THREAD HISTORY IS IN THE MAKING

Show proof of delivery, OP

Rerollsssss

Fml

Just talk to her and bring it up in the conversation

looks like meats back on the menu boooooys

rekt

Hey bby wan sum cock?

Roll

NO!

Nooo op that's not how you do ittt

Round of applause

Don't worry, she's gonna like it. And if she doesn't, then post reaction and stop the dubs bullshit. What did you think was gonna happen, huh? I'm going to give you true advice.

OP was not a faggot.

OP here, do i choose dubs again or say what i want?

"Fml" wtf did you expect from Sup Forums? IT'S FUCKING Sup Forums

You're making me nervous

Choose best answer ITT

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Hey man. That's up to you

Well you gotta wait for a response first man

Maybe stop asking Sup Forums for advice.

just go with the conversation now i think

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not as smooth as I imagine your ten year old boipucci

Blame Sup Forums

ayy try to save it fag

Oh bro, you're totally in

reroll

send her big clean dick....and say "your turn".

JUST DO IT!

SAVE

Smooth like DEM TITTIES

Yeah. Real fuckin smooth faggot.

Show her this thread

Speaking of smooth let me see your baby hole

Smooth? I like smooth...

Was it? I do not see your tits yet, so it wasn't smooth enough.

roroll for that

roll

Reroll

Oh Danny boy you are in my brother.

Now say "not quite as smooth as those melons I bet"

Smooth like my dick? (send her a pic of your peen).

real fagot

roooolll

Ok now you say: "Not as smooth as my massive cock!" And send her the D.

Rollin

Waste

...

send her a dick pic

She's dropping her panties already

But will it work?

winrar

I've waited long enough, whore. I've been talking to you for 2 years for this.

"Now show me how smooth you can be"

OOOOOOH you totally fucked it mate XDD

Send dick pic