Trips decides what I do to this stupid fucking cat that always come to our house even though he isn't mine fuck you...

Trips decides what I do to this stupid fucking cat that always come to our house even though he isn't mine fuck you little bastard cunt

Trips decides how I get rid of him

light him on fire

leave him alone and feed him

eat it

Fill squirt gun with ammonia, and spray its face

Give it milk. It will make the owners have to deal with the diarrhea.

Adopt him

Timestamp is shooped

leave him alone

Blast it with piss.

Roll

Keep him

Chase it away while naked and have an erection

Space Program

Love and feed him. Or maybe not love him. Tolerate.

spray him with the hoose

Give him some chicken or sandwich meat and some milk, then pet him on the head and the underside of his neck then send him on his way.

Reroll

Spray him with a little bit of water every time he comes near the house.
Get rid of all outside standing water.

Boom. Problem solved.

roll

Open door
Let him in
This is now your cat

>how to get a cat to never leave you alone
>step 1
>done

Soak cat food in alcohol and get the little nigga drunk

Piss on it

SPACE PROGRAM pls

Fucking shitty photoshop timestamp faggot. You are all retards for replying thinking it's real

Kill it

Poor a giant pot of boiling water on it.

Guarantee it will never return for one reason or another.

Leave him be

Shit. You're right.

Reroll

Get him to show you how to use photoshop

Feed it your dick

My God, you're right user

DROP IT IN TOILET

adopt the little shit

Learn to reverse image search, morons

>Piece of paper is lower res than rest of image
>Ink is clear as day on low res paper

This is a fake thread, Sup Forums

You retards all fucking fell for it lmao, it was so obviously a shop, but you retards can't tell. Especially this faggot here >2016
>Still getting trolled by le obvious prankster

It feels so good to trick this many retards with such a obvs fake. You are the type of faggots that always fell for the "Whats on your shirt gag"

Lmao

>Fall hard for bait
>Cover up ignorance by calling out ignorance of others

How does it feel to be a loser, user?

Gonna have to go with shoving cat's head up your ass. Good luck with that.

Calling me a faggot for calling out your faggotry? Seems pretty faggoty, faggot

Insert in your mouth and pull trigger

>You called it out
>YOU ACTUALLY CALLED IT OUT

If I had a camera right now I would take a photo and it would be so funny it would be become a meme like holy shit I'm laughing at you the most, you saw it as simple bait when in fact it was a bait with many layers. Holy shit My face is so funny and happy right now and I'm really cute too

Haha fuck dude I love memes!

I seriously hope you die not because I hate you or to be edgy but you seriously can't recover you fucking faggot

I legitimately think I lost brain cells reading that.
How do you fucking even that bad.

Well you don't have to hope, we're humans you gaywank. We're all going to die eventually

Ur right

Roll

But I mean like sometime this week

Is your butthole sore?