Laws that dont exist but should thread

Laws that dont exist but should thread
>you should have to be at least 3 to get on a plane
>if you want welfare you should have to pass a drug test. Also it only last 6 months then you have to find a job
>all govt offices shiuld have 2 term limits.

>Illegal to be a nigger
Solves about 60% of all problems in America right there.

>except for rape cases resulting in pregnancy, all women who request an abortion should be able to have one on the condition that they are also sterilized

I could agree to this...

Every girl who regrets a guy they fucked claim it as rape, your plan sucks. They should be on the pill if they're sexually active and if a pregnancy still happens then that's their issue.

Never heard that before; that's a tremendous idea

Girls found guilty of false rape accusations should be sterilized and jailed for 2x the mans original sentence.

We should stop democrats from infringing on the 2nd amendment Shall not be infringed should be enforced

>implying if they ever actually tried they wouldn't get a gun in their face

>muh guns
>duh demrrkats iz takin muh gunz
>I NEED this high powered assault rifle
>I NEED to carry it on my back in public, walk around with it in skoolz, in LIEburries, on duh streetz
>kuz muh guns

Women should be removed from the workplace in general.

Dumbass detected.
Its a right i dont have to need it to have it.

I mean politicians.

b8r

y statement stands for anyone trying to take guns from murricans

>ur dumb
>i dont NEED dem guns, i just want dem
>muh guns

Yeah, you're obviously a nigger, have fun

I mean I don't have to deal with a retard coming up to me taking the gun out of the holster. Hillary is what worries me. Shes doing that legislatively.

>the consumption of all drugs can no longer be punished by law, instead a person caught abusing narcotics is provided psychological/psychiatric services. the production and distribution however, remains illegal

That's a good one.

Sure but in order to actually get them they will have to take them by force.

I don't personally own guns, nor do I rape, pillage, and chimp out. Therefore, I am not a nigger.

jesus what a fag

Just legalize it and make it the same as alcohol. Not at work or while operating heavy machinery

Dont fall for his shitty b8

>2 consecutive posts of chimp out
>spouting retarded shit every where
Ok tyrone.

>butt i wanna smoke meth while driving

Illegal to shoot people unless they're attacking you in your home

Would solve all gun crimes in America because making it illegal means criminals stop doing it

Illegal to pass someone on the road to then drive super slow in turns/stop signs etc

Illegal for truck drivers to pass eachother, literally nothing worse on a 2 lane highway than to get stuck behind those assholes for half a minute because they're going the same speed, which is 20 under the speed limit

Illegal to provide condoms to children in any shape or form, you can't prevent sex by encouraging them to be safe, a generation of kids with herpes and syfilis and teen pregnancies would do wonders

Illegal to be over 300 pounds, if you are you should be given an obesity tax because you're not working and you're a disaster for health care

done it before, not as hard as you might think

Well get fucked m8. I dont wanna get hit by your dumbass.

What about conceal carry in a public place. what if a dude comes in with a rifle in my mall. can i whip out a 9mm and defend myslef and everyone around me.

Few things.
First, I can't tell if you're serious or baiting with the gun bit.
Second, over 300 pounds? Nigger do you know what muscle mass is? My boyfriend is a bodybuilder and works full time, weighs over 300 pounds, almost no fat on him. No, i'm not a chick, just a flaming faggot.
>took the bait

>Illegal to shoot people unless they're attacking you in your home
Nah if your doing a crime you deserve to get shot
>Would solve all gun crimes in America because making it illegal means criminals stop doing it
>Illegal to pass someone on the road to then drive super slow in turns/stop signs et
>Illegal for truck drivers to pass eachother, literally nothing worse on a 2 lane highway than to get stuck behind those assholes for half a minute because they're going the same speed, which is 20 under the speed limit
I have no patience the post. Get rekt nigger. Ill be sure to cut you off in my 18 wheeler
>Illegal to provide condoms to children in any shape or form, you can't prevent sex by encouraging them to be safe, a generation of kids with herpes and syfilis and teen pregnancies would do wonders
Youre fucking retarded as the christians who preach no sex
>Illegal to be over 300 pounds, if you are you should be given an obesity tax because you're not working and you're a disaster for health care
This i can agree with

it should be a body fat percentage for people above 300lbs so body builders dont have to pay

True

>you should have to be at least 3 to get on a plane
My father was in the military. When he was reassigned from the US to the UK, my sister was only 1. Wat do?

Just said that. But yeah, they may be giant faggots, but at least they work and make money to waste their time sweating.

Too bad. Inconvinetces me OP

If over seas take a boat
If not take a bus train car anywhere that wont make the kid fucking cry for the whole damn trip or where you can go into your own room and deal with it

Yeah? Is your 300 pound boyfriend without a job and is a strain on the nations healthcare?

Obviously I mean landwhales that can't move, gun bit is sarcastic baiting, meaning retards think banning guns will make crazy people stop shooting others

>Invoncinetces
Your spelling inconveniences me. It should be illegal for you to be on the internet.

This nigger is not OP
This is and i am

How about it's illegal to have a fucking child of any age cry or whine to the point where it inconveniences other people?

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If you don't want to listen to the screaming kid take earplugs with you, listen to music or watch a movie

Or get a real job and just fly business or first class

Only in places where you cant avoid it. Like a fucking plane

Everyone who isn't poor has been a screaming baby on a plane

Sorry

He's a giant faggot and is that douche at the gym who wears track shorts and sneakers with no socks to work out. But he does pay the bills and is an active member of society.
Just try to clarify, mango. I do agree, the 300 pound landwhales should be taxed, if they are under 6'6".
The taller you get, the more weight you naturally have, the less fat it takes to reach a certain weight.
Plus it would be major motivation for them to lose weight. I was over 300 once, now i'm down to 180, because I was bribed 500 bucks to lose the weight. Not much, but it worked.

A yearly 24 hour, global, unrestricted purge.
One single change to said purge, any systems of protection are deemed as unlawful, and anyone found to have been employing them during said purge would be unquestionably rendering their lives as forfeit, and would be subject to a swift execution by their local governing body.
Would solve a shit ton of problems. Just think about it for awhile...

>in order to have children, the couple must pass an examination ensuring that they meet a minimum level of intelligence.

not sure how this one would work since intelligence is such a general term. i was thinking of preventing stupid people from reproducing as well as selecting for more intelligent people.

>upon discovering the child of a pregnant woman will have a disability (i.e. mental or physical), the woman should have the option to terminate the pregnancy or euthanize the child immediately after it is born

this one is to eradicate genetic disease

20 something year old still living at home edgelord faggot detected.

EdgyFaggot/10

Or my parents just weren't fucking dickheads and didn't take me on a plane until I was old enough to be well behaved?

This didnt go on a plane till i was 14

I like The Oatmeal's idea of a section of the plane, soundproofed, where people shove their noisy kids for the whole ride.

Yeah this whole decade of accepting people for who they are is complete bs

It just gets worse and worse, literally saw a woman at the store today with so much fat it looked like her hands and fingers had been bit by a snake or something, she was out of breath from the stroll to the car from the store ('followed' her)
>cheeky glance at grocery bags
>nothing but food toilet paper and drinks
Half of the food was frozen junk food

And society encourages this

nah, try again. I'm just keenly aware the majority of people's problems sprout from other living beings, and feel it would solve many an issue being able to be legally rid of them, or if your unable to do so, you yourself would die in the process, so therefore your problem(s) are fixed either way.

>Women should not have the right to vote.

You only get one life

If you kill someone or cause someone's death you forfeit that life and by law sentenced to death

>Likes the purge
>Thinks a real life purge is a good idea
Nigger, with those two factors, you are an Edgelord. It doesn't matter how hard you argue, you are an edgelord.

>You have to be 18 to post on Sup Forums

Get out of your basement more buddy

I bet you get all the dates hey buddy

Why is Sup Forums filled with such hateful little people?


>Laws that dont exist but should thread

The rich, (let's say the top 5% of global incomes), should pay a rich tax, (5%), that goes to the development/education of the poor so they'll stop having so many children and help limit population.

Elected euthanasia should be reintroduced

A drug program similar to Portugal should be introduced.

You should be free to own guns but you should have to do the same sort of training you would have to do to get a car license.

A global language should be created and then followed.

>Man driving car, completely sober and wide awake, getting tailgated by an asshole.
>Deer jumps out, man slams on breaks to avoid taking massive damage to car or possibly his own death
>Nigger behind him wasn't wearing seatbelt, slams into sober guy's car, ejects and dies on impact.

So, what do? Kill the guy?

good idea to increase the number of false accusation of rape.... "I'd rather put my last night hook up in jail or be sterilized ?"

But instead Chinese culture frowns upon genetic defects so they abandon the kids who are then adopted and brought to the US to infect our gene pool.

Yeah no they waited that long because they couldn't afford it

People move, sometimes great distances, don't be selfish brats

I've flown probably more than this entire thread combined and I'm not exaggerating, babies on the plane are annoying sure, but the mother is well aware of it and giving her shit for it doesn't make it easier for anyone, just mind your own fucking business and stop looking for reasons to snap at someone because you bottle up anger

yep it they were allowed to have guns in da world trade center 9/11 couldn't occur !

That's an accident and not intentional so pretty sure it won't count unless they prove that he wanted to kill the other guy

It should be illegal to tax land every fucking year, pay the tax or lose the land is bullshit.

Obviously there'd be exceptions

Self defense, accidents

I was thinking along the lines of

>drunk driver kills a person on a sidewalk
>death

>guys murders someone
>death

>woman divorces man she just married To fuck his life up economically
>death

If you get a life sentence for prison you should get an option for the death penality

But you shouldn't be allowed on a plane either then, because of your tendencies to cry like a baby at the smallest shit. Stop being such little bitch, mate.

Wait why? You don't like abortions? I don't like children. Abortions are fine. Humans are not. There are way the fuck too many of us. I think post-natal abortions should be common. >=/

I think all women should be sterilized at birth (reversibly) and then have to apply for a permit to have children. It would require passing drug/STD/mental stability tests. If granted, she is returned to fertility for a period of 3 months. If she fails to get pregnant in that time, too fucking bad. She is then required to be re-sterilized. Failure to do so makes her a wanted felon, punishable by death.

She winds up on the new electric bleachers set up for cleaning up society. All felony sluts and niggers offending more than one time get publicly executed on execution bleachers, live pay-per-view television.

No more 9 time offending niggers. No unwanted piece of shit kids running around breaking shit and robbing people. Crime gone practically overnight.

I'll see you as your next President.

>Everyone should be made unable to reproduce until they pass a simple written test and earn a breeding license.
If this was enforced globally nearly every problem would be reduced or eliminated in a single generation.

The last one shouldn't be. I actually have a buddy who that happened to. He thought he was in love, she married him just for the money, then divorced for even more money and JUST to try and fuck his life up, AFTER having his kid, because apparently something happened in high school or some BS.
He worked three times harder to better his life JUST to spite her.
He's now pulling about 300k a year. Again, JUST to fucking spite her.
Though he was also smart and got her to sign shit without reading it, legally forcing her to be completely unable to raise the amount of money she could grab from him past 1k a month.

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mk, your point?
If believing that we'd be better off eliminating the root of an issue rather then tip-toeing around things being concerned about this or that that ought to be irrelevant if you really wanted it fixed is considered derogatory or negative by any means I'm more than happy to be seen as such :)

Give the criminal what he did

>assault
Assault criminal, put him in jail

>rape
Tie criminal up and have a machine rape him(since no one should work as a rapist

>murder
Kill him

>kidnapping/anything related to kids (rape prostiton etc)
Break his kneecaps and throw him in a dungeon with rapists to rape him

>posses child pornography
Take picture of him naked in various poses with various objects inserted and post it everywhere

>defending himself after being called an edgelord
>Getting edgier and edgier and faggier

It was a joke but it should be illegal to do ruin a persons life like that

>using the same put downs, trying to boost his insignificant ego and impress other anons instead of putting together even a half cocked rebuttal as to why to original post's suggestion would be a bad idea @_@

Ok Abraham, whatever you say.

an eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.

I already said that, you fucking non-page-refreshing summerfaggot. And my plan was better anyway. >=(

>using the term "put downs"

Are you motherfucking nine years old? The word is "insults," you dumb fucking nigger.

This plan would only inspire more women to falsely accuse their parters of rape if they accidentally get pregnant. I think you're forgetting that pregnancy doesn't only happen because of recklessness or rape, you can take precautions and they can fail.

>operating heavy machinery

Death with dignity act should be world wide, and be without such stringent stipulations.
IE there can be some like 6mo wait time or whatever, but I believe anyone regardless of horrible incurable body destroying illness or just some random "healthy" joe smo should be able to make use of it.
Obviously, with this new set-up you'd be expected to pay for it yourself in many cases.
I mean shit, if nothing else just think about what's being saved of quick body disposal, as opposed to some of the crap left behind when some exit.

there should also be a reform in the legalities involved in rape accusations such that the woman would bear the burden of proof

>implying people with high iqs are automatically suited to raise a child magically without the proper experience, research, and personality.
Your plan is balls.

>Tie criminal up and have a machine rape him(since no one should work as a rapist
>throw him in a dungeon with rapists to rape him

Nigga, its one or the other.

>all persons whos child is obease are to be charged with child abuse

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>making it illegal means criminals stop doing it

you have got to be the most retarded fucking individual on the face of the earth. the most basic definition of a criminal would be a individual that commits a crime (breaks the fucking law)

Drug addict detected

then that would mean women can freely make rape accusations and get their m8 v&

please see

Nobody said anything about high IQ, dipshit. Although, it probably should have been included in the list of requirements. The collective genetic quality of humanity has been steadily declining. That kind of requirement would at least help that. :)

I like how you think anywhere near 50% of parents today are fit to raise brats. Fuck that shit. I'd say closer to 90+% are raising piece of shit retard niggerfaggot detriments to society like yourself.

You can only seek a career in politics to serve the people, if a person wants to make money they should seek a job in business or finance. Politicians caught engaging in corrupt activities or doing things at the expense of the people of their country will be locked in prison for life with no chance of parole or face the death penalty with no appealing process. Their trial is their appeal and the verdict is final.

Considering you're talking about intelligence and there's no other way to measure it than iq.....yes that's what you mean.
Don't be upset just because my plan is better than yours user, it just means my parents are better than yours.

If an organization cannot simply tell you how much you owe them in a simple format, they permanently forfeit the right to that money.

If an organization's auto-pay does not work, they permanently forfeit the right to that money.

I'm looking at you, hospitals and mortgage companies. Just tell me how much I owe you and let me pay you, Jesus Fucking Christ

>back to your basement

Sup Forums's had an Internet love machine before you got here.

If you'd been here long enough you'd have known that.

You must be talking about someone else's plan. Mine never MENTIONED intelligence. It said mental stability. Huuuuuuge difference. Go ahead and work on your own intelligence and reading comprehension and get back to me. :)