islam means:
No skanks
No SJWs
No feminism
No trannies
No gays
No broken families
No more degeneracy
No more unnatural monogamy (YES to multiple wives)
No more marrying old bitches
why do you fight the thing that will save you?
say yes to wholesome families and respectable women again
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I would convert if not for the fact that your sex life is bullshit. No anal? No bondage? Nothing kinky or perverted? That's sad. I cannot live life like that.
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Are you saying that religions are for retarded bigots?
What a shocker.
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please stop your islamophobia
we are all humans, please be respectful
there are so many muslims in the world, what 0.0000000001 of them do is not reflective of the rest
I've just ordered five more ar-15's
No Bacon
No music for 40 days
No eating before 3 am during Ramadan
You have to celebrate Ramadan
You have to go to pray
You have to donate to the mosque
You will be ostracized if you dont pretend to believe in a religion written by retarded sand bandits.
You can't poop and read books
You will be ostracized if you are left handed
muslim women for the most part are more overweight than mexicans.
Sup Forums is blocked in most muslim countries and you would never legally have been allowed to post this
>we are all humans
Then act humanely
I can live with all of this except for:
>You have to go to pray
>You have to donate to the mosque
Also, the terrible sex as mentioned earlier.
religion of peace
>No skanks
because you kill them
>No SJWs
because you kill them
>No feminism
because you kill them
>No trannies
because you kill them
>No gays
because you kill them
>No broken families
because you kill them (honour killing)
>No more degeneracy
because you kill people you deem degenerate
>No more unnatural monogamy (YES to multiple wives)
so a dude getting multiple wives is chill but a woman fucking multiple man is a skank? why not kill manwhores?
>No more marrying old bitches
what?
I know this thread is bait, I'm not responding seriously cause I don't know shit about islam, but still, if there's one thing I know for sure, it's that I want to be alone, not a part of any race, culture, religion or whatever
>No skanks
>No SJWs
>No feminism
>No trannies
>No gays
>No broken families
>No more degeneracy
>No more unnatural monogamy (YES to multiple wives)
>No more marrying old bitches
sounds boring, mate. Add no bacon to that, and it's a big no thanks.
>manwhores
manwhores dont exist, stupid.
Look in the wild. Every primate male, from baboons to gorillas to chimpanzees has a harem of females. We are biologically --supposed-- to fuck a ton of women
>No more marrying old bitches
age of consent will be way lower.
Yep enjoy the (you)'s
Buddhism is obviously the master religion.
Have you ever heard of any terror attacks in the name of Buddhism? Or any Buddhist terror groups?
Islam sounds quite alt right, actually.
Ohhhh so youre a pedo i see
Boring? This is the best part about Islam, if you ask me.
Buddhism isn't a religion, though. It makes no comment on the creation of the universe or the afterlife.
Are you stupid? Islam promotes rape, Child pornography, dancing boys, child suicide fighters, and other human atrocities. Religion is for irrational morons.
Mudslimes gnaw at the heels of christians like rats while christians remain tollerant. One day we got tired of your shit and cut the bloody heart out of islam like DEUS VAULT till we got bored.
No bacon
No booze
No pussy (unless married)
>fuck it I'm out
Seen this thread last night.
As I've said before, I'd be fine with Islam taking over the world if it meant white countries stay white.
Hitler himself even said Islam is the religion of warriors.
Imagine a pure white Islamic society.
whatever rocks your boat, friend.
>implying Israel is bad
You are a retard controled by the social media.
>fight oppression
>oppression
They have a right to defend themselves you know.
>Implying Israel isn't bad
>because you kill them
This is not a bad thing. Everything on this lists deserve to die afterall.
oppressive societies will create the perfect prohibitionist climate to brew all the things you listed. Her ein the western world is all out in the open and it's good because you can spot and tell who is who, pretty much; however, in countries sunder islamic laws everyone is doing the same thing we do but away from the moral police.
>islam means:
>skanks i've dated some
>SJW jihadwatch.org
>feminism does exist, where you living? in a fucking cave?
>trannies independent.co.uk
>gays theguardian.com
>No broken families wmlawandpractice.com
I have known many muslims as i find muslim girls a nice fuck, i have also seen lots of gay muslims post on craigs list where i find the muslim girls i fuck.
This is what we have come to expect from a lying islamic prick, false lies.
Now go blow urself up fucker cus i just burned you
LOOSER!
OP is a dumb nigger. Oogie boogie mohammed jihad
>no unmarried pussy
>implying you get pussy
kid, please.
Yeah, I'm so glad they stirr up the shit all the way through the Middle East. We don't have enough terrorist organizations as it is apparently. Go to sleep, Shlomo.
I was 12 once too. Good times.
Because I don't throw acid in people's faces just because I disagree with them. Although with Islam it's about time we start fighting fire with nuclear missiles.
>Imagine a pure white Islamic society
who's prophet is an Arab.
.. oh Stormfarts, don't ever change, you wonderful twats.
No, its the JIDF tryin to stir up shit.
>They have a right to defend themselves you know.
of cause, like ISIS.
right?
Come on. This maymay already died.
Have no cons being a Jew, asides from having a religion(if you are atheist).
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Rip Englijshz
You love life more than god, that's your problem you piece of retarded shit.
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Christians and Christianity will shame you for that stuff, Islam will kill you for that and less.I don't particularly like stepping in blood on my way to the store
Please explain why I cannot love both God and my woman? And why I cannot stick my junk in her butt?
>No Bacon
Bacon cause colon cancer and heart disease
>No music for 40 days
Taking break from music makes it more enjoyable when you go back to it.
>No eating before 3 am during Ramadan
>You have to celebrate Ramada
Fasting is very healthy
>You have to go to pray
I agree that's bullshit, but some people find comfort in it
>You have to donate to the mosque
Charity is morally good an it's mandatory in Islam
>You will be ostracized if you dont pretend to believe in a religion written by retarded sand bandits.
>You can't poop and read books
>You will be ostracized if you are left handed
Okay those suck.
>muslim women for the most part are more overweight than mexicans.
That's debatable, arab women can be hot too, they're basically Latinas and some are even white.
>Sup Forums is blocked in most muslim countries and you would never legally have been allowed to post this
That would save you a lot of time, you'd be more productive
It's actually about 10% which equates to about 120,000,000 of them. So..
Christianity's "prophet" is an "arab" too.
Are you autistic?
That was literally the point.
No it wasn't.
>No bacon
>No booze
>No puss
I just realized this is already my life cause vegan+perma vigin loser who doesn't og to parties
