Kirby has absorbed you!
What power does he get?
Kirby has absorbed you!
What power does he get?
ride a bike with one hand
Severe Depression and Anxiety
EDGE EDGE EDGE
Aids
he gets mildly hydrated
The power of DEUS VULT!
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The "Copy" copy ability
Weeaboo powers
The power of turning into a fat slob loser with no job no money no gf and a waste of skin living in his moms basement for all eternity
weed highness
Terminal disease
Crippling depression, but also mad gains.
Perpetual virginity
genital herpes
Sucking dick
Hangover with IBS
Being tall af
edgy faggot kys
crippling depression
>weed highness
how old are u?
Blood Clots in his lungs
Tits as big as his head
being arab
So, explosions
Diabetes
A fuck load of acid
+2 to tech, -1 to vision and hp.
Newfags who dont get the reference telling people to kill them selves and yelling the word edgy.
Obvious violation of global rule 0, if you ask me.
Approximate knowledge of many things
He can now beat off for over an hour and cum three times back to back
Interdimentinal quantum edgy dynamic angst and joy of a conseous self aware amalgam.
The power of epic shits that for some reason tonight smell of powdered doughnuts
Impressive.
How can he absorb things that don't exist?
Chronic diarrhea, and ulcers
Hiperdick gun
being a mmx6 god
Anger
Cancer
>-1 vision
Right in the feels fam
You mean how high are you
cancer
A big dick
-5 is my actual prescription :(
+3 strength -8 stamina -1 vision +2 athletics -2 acrobatics +1000 magica as i am a wizard
The inhale turn your big floppy vag inside out?
Erectile dysfunction and the insatiable desire for Taco Bell
-6.5, anything over around 30 cm just gets blurry as heck
-4.75 representing
Hallucinations.
...
Sadness
Severe depression, diabetes, damaged lung tissue, and nerve damage.
attract the sluttiest women in town and have them fall in love with you
Edginess
Yeah
Gender dysphoria
He
>becomes a black, clinically depressive weeaboo who has trouble with eye-contact, public speaking, meeting people, is an overall recluse.
Are you fucking stupid?
Scat fetish
...
No empathy
>I've checked out
Virginity
How did I end up in Isis?.
The power to not give a shit about anything ever.
I'm + 5 :P positive is actually weak eyes, negative means they are to strong...
oh oh thats nice
A monster cock girls drool over.
Ride bike with no hands, nigga
HIV Positive
Oh shit I'm dumb, thats what I meant lol
Autistic rage
hehhehehheheh NICE user GOOD user
>walks into castle to see king
>"How do you do, my weed highness?"
He becomes a duck with a goiter
Big dick
Fat ass
Memetic Magic
The abilit to read this
Extra disperse measure ordered...
Disperse any organized attempt of thought or discussion ... Operation success
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Updated
Lol at how janitors can't even recognize dispersment threads.
It's not hard to see the active effort of paid people shit-posting to keep Sup Forums from actually realizing whatever weird potential it has and get organized.
All religion/race/political/loli/fluffy/you've-busted-by/die-in-your-m/waifu/ sleep/cigarette75/omgMyfriendStory threads are categorically examples of the pasta used to dilute what little insight Sup Forums is capable
Basically I'm saying how isn't there a content filter list at least at the userlevel of content we can auto filter out, with the ability to share lists and really keep the obfuscatory forces from obfuscating hokum
You're playing yourself if you don't realize this shit
Thank mr skeltal
The powe of do anything all day
A healthy poo cycle and a dream journal.
Do you garden more often than reap? Or reap more often than garden?
Constant danger of emotionally damaging the ones who care about him. And fear of them leaving him because of it
She becomes a master chef on cristal meth
Exposed.
Never mind on that poo cycle I have diarrhea
+A 125mm autoloading gun
+Plenty of armor and ERA packages
+Ability to digest Chechens
+Cute eyes
-outdated power
-takes 25% more damage from Fire and Explosive weapons.
Gender dysphoria