Kirby has absorbed you!

Kirby has absorbed you!

What power does he get?

ride a bike with one hand

Severe Depression and Anxiety

EDGE EDGE EDGE

Aids

he gets mildly hydrated

The power of DEUS VULT!

...

The "Copy" copy ability

Weeaboo powers

The power of turning into a fat slob loser with no job no money no gf and a waste of skin living in his moms basement for all eternity

weed highness

Terminal disease

Crippling depression, but also mad gains.

Perpetual virginity

genital herpes

Sucking dick

Hangover with IBS

Being tall af

edgy faggot kys

crippling depression

>weed highness
how old are u?

Blood Clots in his lungs

Tits as big as his head

being arab

So, explosions

Diabetes

A fuck load of acid

+2 to tech, -1 to vision and hp.

Newfags who dont get the reference telling people to kill them selves and yelling the word edgy.

Obvious violation of global rule 0, if you ask me.

Approximate knowledge of many things

He can now beat off for over an hour and cum three times back to back

Interdimentinal quantum edgy dynamic angst and joy of a conseous self aware amalgam.

The power of epic shits that for some reason tonight smell of powdered doughnuts

Impressive.

How can he absorb things that don't exist?

Chronic diarrhea, and ulcers

Hiperdick gun

being a mmx6 god

Anger

Cancer

>-1 vision
Right in the feels fam

You mean how high are you

cancer

A big dick

-5 is my actual prescription :(

+3 strength -8 stamina -1 vision +2 athletics -2 acrobatics +1000 magica as i am a wizard

The inhale turn your big floppy vag inside out?

Erectile dysfunction and the insatiable desire for Taco Bell

-6.5, anything over around 30 cm just gets blurry as heck

-4.75 representing

Hallucinations.

...

Sadness

Severe depression, diabetes, damaged lung tissue, and nerve damage.

attract the sluttiest women in town and have them fall in love with you

Edginess

Yeah

Gender dysphoria

He
>becomes a black, clinically depressive weeaboo who has trouble with eye-contact, public speaking, meeting people, is an overall recluse.

Are you fucking stupid?

Scat fetish

...

No empathy
>I've checked out

Virginity

How did I end up in Isis?.

The power to not give a shit about anything ever.

I'm + 5 :P positive is actually weak eyes, negative means they are to strong...

oh oh thats nice

A monster cock girls drool over.

Ride bike with no hands, nigga

HIV Positive

Oh shit I'm dumb, thats what I meant lol

Autistic rage

hehhehehheheh NICE user GOOD user

>walks into castle to see king
>"How do you do, my weed highness?"

He becomes a duck with a goiter

Big dick
Fat ass

Memetic Magic

The abilit to read this

Extra disperse measure ordered...


Disperse any organized attempt of thought or discussion ... Operation success


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Updated

Lol at how janitors can't even recognize dispersment threads.

It's not hard to see the active effort of paid people shit-posting to keep Sup Forums from actually realizing whatever weird potential it has and get organized.

All religion/race/political/loli/fluffy/you've-busted-by/die-in-your-m/waifu/ sleep/cigarette75/omgMyfriendStory threads are categorically examples of the pasta used to dilute what little insight Sup Forums is capable

Basically I'm saying how isn't there a content filter list at least at the userlevel of content we can auto filter out, with the ability to share lists and really keep the obfuscatory forces from obfuscating hokum

You're playing yourself if you don't realize this shit

Thank mr skeltal

The powe of do anything all day

A healthy poo cycle and a dream journal.

Do you garden more often than reap? Or reap more often than garden?

Constant danger of emotionally damaging the ones who care about him. And fear of them leaving him because of it

She becomes a master chef on cristal meth

Exposed.

Never mind on that poo cycle I have diarrhea

+A 125mm autoloading gun
+Plenty of armor and ERA packages
+Ability to digest Chechens
+Cute eyes
-outdated power
-takes 25% more damage from Fire and Explosive weapons.

Gender dysphoria