If you walked into a room and saw Taylor tied up, what would you do to her?

if you walked into a room and saw Taylor tied up, what would you do to her?

be graphic please

turn 360° and leave

i dont like roast beef

untie
that graphic enough you twisted fuck?

360° is a full circle you fucking retard

No Taylor

He 360'd and moonwalked

>being this new

ah, I remember my summer days

>taking the bait

ask her if she still has the nashville number

>he can't walk backwards

that mental image is too fucking funny lmfao

Tbh I'd probably take a pic of her tits then sell it on 4chun. I feel like one of you faggots probably has a decent amount of bitcoin

>360

ask her when shes getting the ass implants, then chuckle and leave the room.

prolly untie her

Gag her.
Walk out.
Lock the door.
Hang do not disturb sign.
Never return.

I'd stick this so far down her throat she'd lose her ability to make "good music"

kek. wow. fucking new fag. get off b

Untie her then make her a cup of tea/coffee

>Call police
>Untie her
>Give her clothes
>Keep an eye out for who left here there, taking out a gun and checking the corners like a hero in an action movie.
>Ask to help pay for her therapy to get through such a traumatic experience.
Graphic enough??

>Ask to help pay for her therapy
>Implying she can't afford therapy

Go away kanye

come on boys..

>Untie her
>ask her if she is ok
>give her something to cover herself
>help her up
>give her clothes
>bring her home, but only if she wants
>don't expect a kiss on the cheek
>maybe ask for her number just in case, but I wouldn't text her first so I don't seem creepy/needy
I know you're reading this and you didn't want to hear this kind of response
But I love you, Taylor Swift

I have a hairy bear tummy and a big smile

and a small dick too

>Help her up and carry her disoriented body to my place
>Let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch
>Deal with her freak when she wakes up
>Ask her if she's okay
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this" As I hand her a bowl of eggs
>Ask if she needs a ride home
>Tell her to take care

sorry

tfw OP is Hiddleston, this has actually happened and he really doesn't know what to do.

nah it´s ok fam i´d do the same

So bait

Damn, really old fag

IT'S CHIVALRY, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
YOU FOUND HER, IT'S YOUR JOB AS A MAN TO SEE HER PUT BACK BETTER THAN YOU FOUND HER.
THAT IS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A MAN.

Well, I'd walk up to her and slit the sides of her mouth open so she can't scream. Cut her open so her guts spill everywhere. Then I would light her and her guts on fire. Clean the blade and walk out.

>As I hand her a bowl of eggs
Fucking crying with laughter

untie her, give her bowl of eggs, turn 5689 and walk out the window

03/92 son.

I was eggspecting something else

you guys failed me. i hope you're happy >:(

Found the virgin

ahahahahahaaha nigger go kill yourself holy shit my sides

I'm guessing shes nude.

>my dick is already hard
>run my fingers up her thighs
> slide erection in her mouth
> she sucks dat peener
> near blast off
>slip inside her womb fertility receptical and ejaculate while holding her so tight and lovingly
>probably talk to her after that
>untie her
> make her give me her phone
>das my bitch now boi
Peace

have some more
(You)
(you!)
(You)
(you!)
(You)
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(You)

Cut the ropes and tell her to run before the maniac gets back and then hopefully never see her again disliking a persons music is no reason to leave them for dead

Call me edgy if you want idg a fuck

Newfag.

Untie her and ask for money

What? What the fuck did you say to me, you little worm? I'll have you know my name is Bobby, and I've done all of the sexes, TO A GIRL. You are nothing to me. I putted my penis in her vagina and PEED, RIGHT THERE, AND SHE CUMMED!

>Racist
>Dosnt know what a circle is
>Average 4channer

Basically.

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BAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIITTTTT
LORD DAMSUN

first,if she has any clothes I'd get rid of them,except for the panties,then I'd suck her titties till they bleed,then ill proceed to play with her panties,ill pull them up as small wedgies,when she is dripping wet ll eat her pussy,then ill turn her upside down and eat her ass,sticking my tongue deep in her asshole,then ill hit her end tell her what a terrible performer she is,that the only use for her is as a cumdumpster.....

/thread

are you black?

Obviously what any gentleman would do.

Take her home and make her an ice cold bowl of eggs.

I'd kill another person in my house, drug her, kick her out and plant the murder weapon in her hands, and call the police and claim that she killed someone.

lick her neck and put my finger in her butt

>roast beef
/r9k/ pls go

get v& faggot

Do a 360 and walk out after forcing her to eat a bowl of eggs.

untie her tell her to get the fuck out

s-sorry user

[spoiler] only here for loli [/spoiler]

touch her boob, untie her and then turn 1080 and walk away.

Cuddle her and stick my dick in her mouth

hot

Put on a playlist of love songs for an hour in an attempt for ironic torture, then untie her and make her leave

Untie her and hope she'd give me some money or be my friend and take me on cool trips since I saved her.

Ok so I get the 360 degrees meme, and I get the "but then you're facing the same direction" meme, but is there another level of meme to it? Are people who respond to the bait just baiting on a lower level?

I would raise her butt in the air, put my hole to her's and inject her with my concentrated evil. I'd drop her ass to the floor cum on her face punch her in the nose and take some pics home with me

no nigger,why?

ive just always wanted to experience it

i'd ask her why she has had so many boyfriends

ahh my sweet summer child

suck her cock

I'd buttfuck her until she jizzed everywhere

That sounds fucking stupid.

But I'd probably do the same

Bust a nut in her butt and tell her a riddle

put my mouth on her vaginal opening and beg her to pee

>I approach Taylor Swift while she's bound in a chair and laugh at her misfortune

>I pull out my phone and start taking pictures of her still laughing

>I go out to a pawn shop and find a second hand tattoo gun and purchase it

>Return to her bound in a chair and plug in the tattoo gun in a nearby outlet

>Ink up the tattoo gun and on the left side of her cheek I write "Talentless Hack"

>On her right cheek I would write. "Songs about my exes make me famous"

>Pour out a couple of bottles of liquor and leave them scattered everywhere.

>Trash the room a bit and make it seem like there was a crazy party.

>Leave the room and have myself a chuckle.

Wow why hate on T. Swift?

She'd like it

Got any photoshopped pictures of her pissing?

You have no idea how deep it goes

Break her ribs with a Louisville Slugger.
>Then she could suck her own dick.

I probably wouldn't do anything on advice from counsel.

Taylor's super litigious, always suing people or threatening to sue people. I'd be afraid of doing something wrong -- like accidentally hurting her, or raping her -- and then getting cucked

Tell me son, how many layers of irony are you on right now

lick her asshole

feels good man

That's why you mask your own identity. GG 2 ez, no re.

Underrated

hahahaahahahaaa

>He 360'd and moonwalked
>moonwalked

If it was MJ he would leave because Tay Tay is too old for him

Wizard detected

ask her if she actually browses Sup Forums

>mfw
You need to see a therapist.

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Is i oldfeg yet

Untie her and tell her to get the fuck out of my house

Same
I'd tongue it so hard

Untie, call the police, feed her eggs.