At the bar and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass

at the bar and this guy slaps your girlfriend's ass

what do you do

Run him over.

suck his dick

Crash a train into him

Crash my car into him

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fuckers beat me to it

probs just plow his ass

Accept that I was really potato salad all along.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

Let him ravish her

Take a pic of it, then post it on Sup Forums.

Crash the store, WITH NO SURVIVORS

1080 and walk away

Is that a shaved Ewok?

>bar
>store
Go to bed summer.

made me kek

I crashed it into the bar because bars can't fly you fucking retard
>was getting fukt part of your plan?

A bar is just a booze store

Challenge him to a game of tractor chicken, Footloose style.

Have we started the fire?

You jackass. It's Patton Oswalt. Haven't you ever watched King of Queens? Fucking pleb.