Saw this yesterday

Saw this yesterday

Whats Sup Forums's opinion of it?

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looks good but no story

Great Story, looks mediocre.

The baby scene is incredibly unsettling

Looks great and has a great story.

Great animals.

Either show the witches or don't show the witches. Teasing them repeatedly breaks tension without payoff.

It would have worked better as an in the box paranoia film where they ended up killing each other with no real evidence of witches.

Excellent film unto itself which can't be said of most "horror."

But they did show the witches...several times.

...

But you see the witches in the first 15 minutes of the film, you bait-peddling retard.

Pleb detector, the movie.

Why anyone would want to side with the plebeian majority is beyond me 5025

Horror is a pleb detector genre, the good ones always get horrible audience scores. Just saw it, it was amazing.

Why is it called the V V itch?

youre a shill

you make these threads every fucking day with the most generic prerendered text and every fucking redditor on here falls for it

i fucking hate what Sup Forums has turned into that its full of retards who can't spot the shill

This poster is so cool it makes me want to watch it immediately.

this is litteraly the first thread ive posted on Sup Forums

>10 civil war/bvs threads a day
>we are shilling The Witch
we can't even discuss good movies instead of capeshit here because we are "shills"? Yeah I fucking hate what Sup Forums has turned into.

>the witch
>a good movie

holy plebbit

get

fucking faggot

It was a bit too slow for my tastes at some points, but otherwise I thought it was good.

MOTY so far

shill

Why are her eyes so far apart?

Black Philip! Black Philip! A crown grows out his head!

becuz she is cute!

why dogtags though?

Because she likes doggy style

ayy lmao
bitch is fucking ugly and looks like an alien. Anyone who is sexually attracted to her obviously has a mental illness

kys tho?

>Whats Sup Forums's opinion of it?
don't you have an opinion for yourself? or are you trying to decide whatever you saw yesterday was good or bad and you need the approval of a bunch of literally good for nothing lowlife NEET motherfuckers in order for you to finally like/hate it

you first mentally ill fag

so she can see through the girth of my deek, nerd haha

>tfw there was no literal witch
>the witch was Thomasin's other persona
>she suffers from multiple personality disorder in a time when men and woman feared everything, and the devil was literally around the corner
>the entire farm was riddled with ergot fungus, which causes hallucinations in people who eat it
>evidenced by the rotten corn, and bread they ate on the farm
>tfw the people only died after Thomasin's perceptions were removed, when her witch persona took over
>she killed the baby, left her brother to die, killed the twins, killed her father, and lashed out at her mother
>tfw she sodomized a goat
>tfw there was no witch's coven in the end, it was just her going out into the wilderness and having her insanity take over

no but like.. kys tho?/

So you have somewhere to place the pennis.

I didn't see it but Jay liked it a lot so that means it's good.

but what if you kys first tho?

no but like, what if tho.. what if you kys tho??

I hear what you're saying user, but, but what if, what if you kys tho?

was he looking down her shirt?

haven't seen the movie

no no no its like.. you hear me.. but r u lisening? so like.. u kys tho? u no?

lost

If you are going to make your own movie up. Make it original at least.

Muh "it was all a le dream" meme.

Less filling

Not as good as Sup Forums made it out to be. But i keep falling for it.

Yes. Twice in fact.

Because W wasn't in the English alphabet back then

Black Phillip did nothing wrong

I wish it had like 30 minutes of additional footage. Particularly in the area before Caleb returns. I wish there had been a scene where William and possibly Thomasin go into the woods to look for him.

-dictated but not read

>-dictated but not read
I wish people like you would kill themselves

boring AF tbqh

>MY BALLS, MY STOMACH!

because the people who made this movie are literal autists

That's rude, my man. Here, have a Thomasin to cool your hothead.

>posting ayy lmaos to try to cool my hothead off
kys

Was Caleb saved or was he mocking?

Was William saved after placing complete faith and trust in the Lord?

Twins, mother, and Thommy were damned eternally

The father's voice made me orgasm like 100 times.

> dat noisy, thick saliva swallowing

Well I can see that you don't want to be cheered up.

I think Caleb was the only one of the bunch who was. William just gave up at the end I think.

He might of been saved, I do certainly hope William was.

I think he was mocking, his epiphany felt like he was having sex with christ

>tfw you meet a retard on a chinese cartoon board

wrong thread breh

Later on in the movie when the father confronts her. I believe they say if he is damned or not.

NO ONE REPLY TO HIM

guess I'll have to watch it again

I wish they would rangeban faggots like you.

reply to who?

The cunny spammer

What did I tell you?

This is what christians actually believe in : the movie.
8/10

What did you tell me?

reply

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this guy probably browses /x/ and believes in skinwalkers

For a second I thought they were actually gonna show that. Movie had me on edge most of the time, which is better than most horror films.

Crimson Peak honorable mention.

>tfw you meet someone who can't think for themselves and eats whatever is in front of them

We don't know. As William said himself, only God knows who is saved and who is not.

I thought it was really good, especially because of the period piece angle

Black Philip was pretty bangin

Shit

Fuck you pleb

boooooooooooooorrrrriiiiinnnngggggggggg

>same old pasta