ITT: the most fucked up things you've seen/heard/did

ITT: the most fucked up things you've seen/heard/did

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2. search 'ooyamada'

Hillary Clinton

did you see, hear, or do her?

Fucked my best friends wife and impregnated her. He has no idea. Now they are divorced and he pays alimony/child support for children that are not even his.

Rigged Democrat primary. Saw it.

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Are you a gaffer?

>Heel crush doggo
>Dull machete doggo
>Old man shitting and pissing on toddler
That's about it.

Motorcycle crash fatality.

op's mom

Almost same here, fucked my friend's mom, hasn't given birth yet. Dad thinks it's his. Actually a pretty good greentext if anyone cares

go for it

nope

meh.
I saw a homeless man get stabbed in an alley

Storytime

>be high school senior
>sleepover at junior friend's house
>his whole family is out of town but him and his mom
>9/10 milf, big tits, huge ass
>she sees us playing cards against humanity, decides to join
>I get the perfect cards to fuck with friend
let's call him drew
>play incest cards whenever he's judging
>never win but too many keks to care
>mfw, drew has to ask his mom to define "Oedipus complex"
>my sides are in orbit
>hours pass, mrs. drew goes upstairs to bed
>instant she's gone, break out the whisky
>be a liquor sponge surrounded by lightweights
>suddenly I'm alone in a sea of retardation, drew is out cold and other friends can't stop laughing at something
>about to hit the couch and pass out when bladder hits max capacity
>bathroom is upstairs, off I go
>walk in, unleash the firehose
>just as I'm finishing mrs. drew walks in
>instantly try to bend over as dick inflates
>pajamas fail, willy flops in the wind
>"Oh god user, I'm so sorry"
>apologies and awkward continues
>I jack off once she leaves, takes about 10 seconds
>many dreams that night
gonna continue

>be a liquor sponge surrounded by lightweights
know that feeling

sure you do, faggot.

I got stabbed in a psychiatric facility

whatdoesitmean.com
you will see truth and corrupt lies

Im 32 and i met this girl who told me she was 18 i have had her over at my house a few times well last time i had her over she wanted to watch a movie. While we were watching it i broke out some weed she said she never got high before so we smoked thats when she told me she was only 14 but she wanted to have sex. I was down but i told her we could only do anal she said she could try so i was so gentle at first till i was all the way in then i started to really give it to her she was crying at first but i didnt stop then i flipped her over and nutted in her mouth. This has happened 4 other times just as rough is this ok?

my browser crashed after I searched it wtf is it...

>Be me, mother wantsled me to scatter her ashes in her homeland.
> Travel there, warned by the government about a civil war
>our bus is ambushed by the regimes soldiers, believing we are smuggling weapons and money.
>Escape with another man, end up later meeting the leader of the insurgency, invites me to join
>Fuck man, I'm just here to scatter my mother's ashes
>we are attacked again, I decide to help
>end up killing more soldiers than I can count, injured numerous times
> we begin to retake the country
>assassinate one of the leaders of our group who threatened to break away
>end up overthrowing throwing the dictator.
>new leader is just as bad, starts enslaving children to defend opium crops
>Kill her


Damn, Far cry 4 had a short story.

next sleepover, 2 weeks later
>same song and dance until we start the cards
>drew's mom sits next to me
>t-shirt, no bra, nips obvious
>returnoftheboner.jpg
>spaghetti everywhere for the entire game
>later, she's in her room again, drinking begins
>same song and dance, take a piss
>mrs. drew is waiting, pulls me in the second I'm out
>"How are you, user?"
>she's just as shit faced as the rest of us
>tonsil hockey begins, I can taste it
>hands everywhere, she's wringing my dick like a towel
>abruptly stops, I'm already panting
>leads me to her room, i obviously follow
>round 2
>she's grinding me, no panties, just thin pajama fabric
>no time to strip, poke dick through pants holes
>slide right on in
>I'm grabbing her ass with both hands, face in funbags, pounding away
>Bed squeaking, Mrs. Drew moaning, probably making more noise than before
>climax lasts at least 15 seconds, best of my life
>managed another go before we both fell asleep/blacked out
>condoms never once crossed my mind
>thank god, she woke me up around 5 AM and sent me downstairs again
This was all 5 months ago, friend still has no fucking idea

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You lier

you and your sister

You mean be a faggot sponge surrounded by hard dicks.

This is kind of sexy. Pix of milf?