Help theres this man in my basement who claims to have lived here since 1798??

[Dylan Stewart]

Help theres this man in my basement who claims to have lived here since 1798??

[Jacob Edwards]

Dick pick?

[Zachary Jenkins]

Call him a Christard and tell him that people can't live hundreds of years like in the Old Testament.

[Cameron Kelly]

Is your house seated next to a cemetery by any chance?

[Josiah Sullivan]

Tell him to rape you mercilessly.

[Jackson Cooper]

prepare your anus for some historic dick

[Jonathan Hernandez]

Imagine the compounded interest he would have by now. The Era of Good Feeling was a great time to invest in America.

[Brody Ross]

I would say it's not "your" basement, pray that he doesn't charge you rent.

[Cooper Wilson]

...

[Juan Campbell]

That's nothing, I once lived out of my car since 1532.

[Justin Ward]

zozzle

[Christopher Thompson]

Timestamp

[Blake Jackson]

>being this autistic

[Jose Powell]

Have you tried sucking his toes while he's sleeping?

[Aiden Barnes]

i used to do this to my sister

[Angel Clark]

Thanks.

[Benjamin Allen]

Np

[Joseph Murphy]

...

[Brayden Gutierrez]

...

[Xavier Lewis]

rest in peace frank

[Julian Murphy]

rest in peace frank

[Owen Morales]

rest in peace frank

[Bentley Peterson]

Whatever you do don't say "Candyman" three times

[Dylan Morris]

Rest in peace Frank

[Jason Wright]

rest in peace frank

[Sebastian Harris]

rest in peace frank

[Nolan James]

checked

[David Stewart]

Rest in peace frank

[Zachary Collins]

rest in peace frank

[Leo Taylor]

Rest in peace Frank

[Nolan Price]

Call the police dumbass

[Jayden Cruz]

Rest in peace Frank!

[Elijah Gray]

Rest in peace Frank