ITT: We poorly describe a game (Pre-2010) and other anons try to guess what it is

ITT: We poorly describe a game (Pre-2010) and other anons try to guess what it is
>get big white truck
>drive in water
>ohfuck.m4a
>drown

>click
>300
>300
>100
>miss
>miss
>you failed.

> becum tard
> Kill people
> we come from the night

>put on metal suit
>kill yourself
>sip

>you make people and then you die

Hitler Simulator 2002

you're actually not that far off

>future, but the past, or the present?
>total gameplay change
>You now have an edgy side

Quake 4

Jak and daxter 2

"Isn't that song from Metallica?"

sims

yep!

metal gear solid 3???

witnessed

oh shit quads, nice :D

>Get told to do one thing
>You do that thing you're told
>You failed
>You're to young to figure out you're supposed to do than what you're told to

DOOM

metal gear?

Good job!!!

>skateboard
>moon gravity
>fly away in your jetpack all while punk rock plays in the background

>get kidnapped by bear
>become lawyer
>bear turns into qt

...

Thats GOTTA be tony hawk pro-skater 2

All you had to do

Motorcycles
Weapons
Piece of shit oncoming traffic
2D

Sonic unleashed

Bioshock?

grand theft auto

Negative

>retardo dogs
>retardo bats
>retardo people
>desert
>loot
>lavadogfinalboss.png

WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN

Stop right there criminal scum!
For the emperor!

Oblivion / Skyrim

Oblivion matey

Pokemon go

>kill people for hats
>pay for hats
>trade for hats
>HATS
>also some gameplay

>We poorly describe a game (Pre-2010) and other anons try to guess what it is

Csgo

You're on the right track

Team Fortress 2.

>3rd person shooter
>Shit ton of weapons
>Grindy as fuck

There ya go!

Dead Space?

>science
>Aliens
>escape

borderlands.

Got my Master of Puppets shirt on right now, laughed so hard.

Fallout 4

Alien Isolation?

>3rd person shooter

>I'm old
>Have 42yo
>My final duty

Half life

>At the mall
>Lots of other people there
>Most of them are pretty mean
>In fact you should probably stay away from them
>There's an old black guy on the roof
>God help you if you're still there after closing

>pre-2010

OK, I need the answer to this

You did it

>2008

I haven't actually played it.

The first dead rising, those mean mean people.

Dead Rising. Got it from at the mall.

>Mall
>helicopter crash
>Infection
>No good ending

>Fallout 4
wut

>4

you got it!

Dead rising?

I may not be a robot, but you're a fucking moron.

Fallout 4 came out in 2015 faggot

Hmm
Maybe it was too easy

Metal Gear Solid V The Phantom Pain ?

>master of the dead
>summon spirits from the underworld
>fuck with random people using the spirits
>find a fairy in the toilet


>you wont get this one

>Faggots
>Jump off high places and spin and shit
>Try and get cool kills

>get sandwhich's named after yourself
>walk like a retard
>can't hop over a 2ft fence

>parody
>side scrolling
>shoot

>"Tenno heika banzai!"
>Constant stream of grenades
>Only finish campaign to unlock a different gametype

>Can have some new shoes...?

Lethal Enforcers

>tenno heika banzai
Overwatch

CoD World at War

Modern Warfare 2. You forgot the akimbo 1887s

No. Hanzo says "Ryuu ga waga teki wo kurau" which means "Dragon, consume my enemies." As another user pointed out, this is from World at War and means "May the Emperor live for ten thousand years"

left 4 dead

Shit up faggot

>real fucking ballistics
> real fucking tanks
>long reloads
> but that makes it harder for you to hit amything

Dead Rising

dangan ronpa. dangan ronpa 2 could also work for it, seeing as the same thing happens.
:D

>rootinest tootinest cowboy in the wild wild west
>can't swim

Red Dead, easy as fuck

Indeed

>fuck it's polluted
>my weapon is too big
>I can't remember shit
>lion is about to fuck that girl
>let's ride that bird

Ratchet and clank

Osu! Best game.

Jet set radio!

>you just lost it

yep!

>Just working on the farm
>Wtf this guy is naked
>He's so fucking fast
>Why are there cars
>They have machineguns

Borderlands 2

Borderlands was a first person shooter

Warframe

Final Fantasy VII

>preist
>wololo
>win