I wanna hear some stoner stories. I'll start

I wanna hear some stoner stories. I'll start

>be me,15, sophomore
>first time smoking in my own house
>only other time was at a friend's
>no pipe, had to use an apple
>mom is at grocery store
>perfect moment, get weed, get apple
>realize i have no lighter
>search everywhere for one
>best i can find is matches
>think nothing of it because I'm not experienced
>light 6,000,000 matches in my room next to the window
>sulfur smell is everywhere, but don't notice because high
>hour later, mom is home
>still stoned
>walks into room
>"user, wtf is that smell?"
>ohshitohshitohshit.jpg
>Don't know what to say
>seconds go by, feels like hours
>"Uh...I farted a lot"
>Mom is silent for a moment
>"Ok then, get some air freshener"
>leaves
>doesnt interact with me for rest of day
>mfw

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>dude
>weed
>lmao

Nice

Took xanax In high school and went home with shit in my pants

>Be me
>Be in 7th grade
>Drug dealer comes to school
>Become friends with dealer
>Start off by selling cigars and shit to me
>One day he ask if I had ever smoked pot before
>Don'tTouchTheDevil'sLettuce.zip
>"No user I have never smoked pot"
>He ask if I want to try some
>Say sure
>Pay him twenty dollars for a gram
>Be late at night and parents are asleep
>Use Bible pages as I have nothing else to use
>Light it up
>mfw I bought oregano

$20 is too much for a ram of weed let alone oregano. Regardless I hope you've had better experience since then with real weed

20 a g is standard pricing

I didn't know at the time.

I live in colorado so maybe that has something to do with a lowered price of 10 per g

yes it does

>be femanon
>be 16
>smoked a few weeks ago
>got fucking BAKED
>with friends
>all high
>watched dude using microwave on top of tall ass fridge
>I narrowed my eyes fucking confused and said
>how do u even know where the buttons are

>be faggot


tits or gtfo you stupid useless whore

Replying to myself
This is not my first time but it is kinda funny
>Be me
>Freshman
>Been smoking actual weed for awhile
>Stoner friend comes over to chill
>Brings weed
>Heythatsprettygood
>Get the smart idea to smoke in my parents bathroom
>Far away from the main door so we're good
>Brother comes while we are smoking and ask us if we are retarded
I browse Sup Forums so he's not wrong
>" Op you realize mom and dad are going to come to this room right?"
>Ohshit.jpeg
>Start spraying deodorant everywhere
>I take a shower to try to get rid of some of the smell
>Mfw parents never find out

I got lots..

>be 15 or 16, sophmore
>score a 1/4 OZ of wheelchair skunk buds at lunchtime
>smoke out, get ripped
>go to science lab class after lunch
>entire class quickly reeks of burnt herb and freshly cut weed field
>mfw Mrs Goble asks 'what's that smell?' whole class snickering
>mfw Mrs Goble goes to all the gas valves for the Bunsen burners to make sure there is not a gas leak

She was actually a cool teacher. I took some tokes off a one-hitter in her class later that year

>be me
>be 14
>smoked pot a few times out of makeshift bongs
>spend night at stoner friends house
>get baked and decide to get real bongs in the morning because this shit sucked
>bike to town next day
>go to local headshop
>browse while owner is busy
>owner is like 70
>when owner is free we ask to look at "water pipes"
>he says we can call them bongs here,cool
>we look at bongs while owner is super friendly and cracks jokes
>he admits to smoking pot and being a hippy
>we buy bongs and grinders (in a country where 14 year olds can't buy that shit and pot is illegal-Canada)
>as we're about to leave owner asks our age
>friend panics and replies with 15 (he was 15)
>fuk it we already got our shit
>owner says "too bad boys, could have gave you this"
>owner pulls out joint
>he says "oh well, we'll keep it under our hat"
>got paraphernalia and pot from a local headshop at ages 14-15 where that shit is illegal

3.5g for 20 here

It's 10 for a g in Ontario

yeah, pretty good dub too, where you live? smoke sometime?

Tits or gtfo

bud*

Wish I could be that lucky, I probably have to wait until my brother turns 18 before I can upgrade from this shitty water bottle bong i have

not trying to be a creep but where do you live? local headshops might sell to you

>be me, 15, freshman
>HS has two plain clothes 'security officers': giant white guy, aka Baby Huey and OJ Simpson-looking black guy aka Dark Narc
>go to park at lunch to score some real opium dusted Thai-stick (this was a long time ago) from this shirtless, shoeless and completely burntout hippie-Jesus looking guy named Strokey, who carried his stash in a cigar box
>me and my buddy are examining the goods when OJ drops out of a nearby tree; buddy shouts 'the fucking Dark Narc!'
>hippie-Jesus springs to life and starts running - fast
>mfw burned out stoner outruns OJ Simpson

Me and my buddy decide it's best to cut the rest of the day.

It's funny caus at least I'm getting laid ass nugget

I'm the same guy that posted here So colorado. Most headshops are cautious about rule breaking because they want to keep legal weed, and plus even though its legal in the state, the city I live in actually prohibited sales of it, so there's that too

Give me a dick pic and maybe I will fag

damn.. i can get any parphernalia i want, problem is weed, my dealer moved...

>Smoke all the bowls
>Log online
>Order season 2 'Are You Afraid Of the Dark?'
>Next week notice curious credit card charge; somewhere in town I've never been in a state I do not live.
>Credit card company says definitely fraud, sir.
>New cards on way.
>Cancel all cards and subscriptions/bills.
>Wait for new cards.
>Strange package arrives in mail.
>What inside?
>Season 2 'Are You Afraid Of the Dark?'
>MFW I realize I cancelled all accounts over dis shiet.

Headshops are a ripoff, at least around here. $40 for a plastic bong? $50 for glass? (and you gotta get glass cause fuck plastic

Go the hardware store and make your own. Order parts from Amazon. Find a bum, get him to purchase for you (works well for booze too).

i got an amazing quality glass bong with a perked downstem and decent size bowl for $40

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I've seen some on shit like craigslist and letgo and whatever but im not sure if anyone there would be willing to sell to a minor

You need a card or leave your name to buy weed in Colorado? Because that's the government scam in California. Me and my circle of friends have a particular friend who does give a fuck, so he got a weed card and we all just get him to buy for us. Or we buy privately like we always had before.

>does not give a fuck

>1-lags, 2-smøgs, 3-grams pind