Hey Sup Forumsros, let's say I need to make $2000 dollars in around 3 months...

Hey Sup Forumsros, let's say I need to make $2000 dollars in around 3 months. I already have a fucking job for anyone that wants to suggest that, but about 90% goes to bills and essentials. Illegal or not I do need the money. don't bother suggesting dumb shit, for example robbery. Not going to serve jail time.

Get a BETTER job, you lazy faggot

Sell that pretty asshole honey

suck dick for money

Trying to. Not exactly easy while I'm in school.

Become a part time male whore
I've seen plenty of dudes going out with older woman who're in need of a +1 during exclusive parties or dinners. Also pays well if you let them do things to you afterwards

> implying you're attractive
> implying you're not a beta

Take on temp work. Or have a garage sale. Or get a dealers license and get into the car business. Or fuckin Idk, budget better or get a better job or take out a loan or start a fucking savings acount. Invest in penny stock and make quick money.

take a loan

I have good social skills and I'm probably a 7/10,where the fuck would these women be?

Short of selling drugs or not spending a dime you earn, that's impossible OP. Of course even if you had product to sell without a customer base there's no chance you'd make that in a few months.

If you aren't a coward, robbery is an extremely simple quick fix. Aside from that, a few muggings or purse snatchings would work quite well. Cars are an icky choice, but if you're desperate and know a buyer then it's worth a shot.

I'd personally recommend hitting a shitty little 7/11 or grocery a few towns away. A simple stick up is far easier than you'd imagine.

Fuck me man... I have never done or looked into it at all, could you tell me how the to go about doing it?

This is a no-no.

You will fuck some of the nastiest, scum ridden whores alive as a male prostitute. If they have tits and still can't get someone to willingly fuck them, there's a reason for that.

What are the odds of finding some cougar to be my sugar mama? I'm 19 so I'm sure someone's into me

>ng a shitty little 7/11 or grocery a few tow

ofcourse, you'll start out shitty but recon there's lots of websites that promote these elite hookers / play dates. They cost from 400 - 700$ an hour.
What's keeping OP from becomming an elite male whore ?

If you're exceedingly handsome and can afford a nice outfit (pants and a button up), then you can act as an escort for really desperate chicks. No sex, just let them get that confidence boost or social stigma taken away for a night for some cash.

Bump, more/less in the same situation as OP and and I'm curious what my options are.

Nice 69. But
Where the fuck are they?

This

I'd imagine you scope a few places out first.
The area needs to have a good spot not too far away for you to stash your getaway vehicle. Some place the cameras won't see, and will minimize suspicion and witnesses. Look for a store with a woman working the counter. No other employees or customers.

You walk in normally, say hello. Catch her off guard and tell her this is a robbery, and to give you all the money in the register while keeping one hand in your pocket, as if you have a weapon. Don't actually carry a weapon.

Once you have the bag of money, WALK out, briskly. In case some wannabe hero sees you run out and notices your face, or decides to play hero and chase you down. Walking out calmly reduces attention. Once your away from the store and any prying eyes that's when you sprint to your car. And drive home. Get on a highway as soon as you can.

Side note I have about $200 that I can use to help me here. That's about it though.

Are there any stores that have notoriously shitty security? I'm living in Missouri right now

>but recon there's lots of websites that promote these elite hookers / play dates
Do you know any you could tell me?

First of all, and most importantly: Choose a decent target.

If you're going for easy, you want something out of the way with very little foot traffic. Always make sure it's a minimum of 10 miles away as well, you don't shit where you eat.

Case the place for a month at least. Learn when they open, when they close, how on the spot the employees are and most importantly what the security is like. Most places have a simple closed circuit which is easy to take care of. The real issue is that most clerks are armed nowadays. Even if you think they aren't, assume they are.

Next up is your escape. Plan a route out beforehand. Walk it time and time again until you know every inch of it. Alleys, side streets and low visibility areas such as parking structures are good for switching clothes or entering vehicles. Parking structures however typically have cameras so blocking them or disconnecting them the day of are crucial.

Next is concealing your identity. A mask is an obvious necessity. Sku masks, balaclavas, hockey masks with a hoodie or even some cheap piece of shit at a costume store is fine as long as it fully covers your face and hair. Next is clothing. Your exterior layer should be a coat of some sort. Track jackets that are easily zippable are good for this. Below that wear maybe 3-4 T-Shirts to add some bulk to throw off your description. Once out and away from prying eyes, strip off a few layers and toss them into a trash can or something, although putting them in a backpack is preferable as it leaves less evidence. Wearing a pair of shoes a size or two bigger is also a good idea as it will further throw off the description.

Next is your weapon. If you don't own a gun, pick up a shitty pistol, preferably something with no serial number but legal is fine. Another must have is mace or pepper spray. Immobilizes somebody quick as all fuck and costs very little, as well as being non-lethal.

Cont.

I don't know. i feel like it's a toss up. Smaller non-chain stores probably have shittier cameras, but I'd imagine are more likely to carry a gun, and to defend themselves in some way.

Chain stores will probably have more money but may also be busier. Which means more chances for someone to come in during the robbery. It may be easier to rob, as some peon working for some corporate store won't want to risk getting shot over someplace they probably hate working at.

With all this said, I'm just talking out of my ass. I've never robbed a place and don't see myself robbing anyone. It's all just hypothetical.

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Btw: take this shit to /biz/. Sup Forums cannot help you on this matter

I know lots of them from my country,
But i'm a eurofag

replying to this:

>With all this said, I'm just talking out of my ass. I've never robbed a place and don't see myself robbing anyone. It's all just hypothetical.
You're killing me man
How much do either of the 2 options have
(I'm assuming the options are chain store and shadier shitty store)

DO NOT ACTUALLY KILL ANYONE; I cannot stress this enough. Having a body count motivates police to hunt your ass down. If someone gives you static or wants to play cowboy, mace the fucker and do it yourself. The gun is for intimidation and self-defense as a last resort.

Next is handling the witnesses. It's best to ziptie their hands and feet as well as the door when you leave. Don't want anyone coming in as soon as you leave and finding your scene. Most places like Home Depot sell the larger ties for door handles. Don't forget to take the wallets of anyone in the store as you're likely to get damn near as much from them as you will the register.

As you exit, DON'T RUN. It's the definition of suspicious. Calmly walk to your ditch spot, strip, then continue to your getaway vehicle.

I hope this was self explanatory as well, but gloves are a must. I'd recommend high strength latex surgical gloves that are easily available in most stores. A bandana or head covering is recommended as well because you don't want to leave a stray hair which could be used for DNA testing.

A few additional tips that might help also are:

Changing your voice if you say anything.

Most CCs lead to a device behind the counter, typically a shitty recording device that either has a VCR or a DVD drive. Grab the tape if you don't trust your mask to fully hide you.

Whatever you do, do not spend more than 5 minutes inside. You want to be quick and efficient. All in all this process should take maybe 2 and a half on average, but there's no accounting for everything.

Get a better job fucking retard

Is this b8 or are you just retarded

I'm 20 and I can make that in a month with overtime. I didn't go to college.

Other hypothetical robber user here.

Chain Stores
Pros: More cash, in both registers and wallets and cashiers will most liely not be armed due to corporate policy.

Cons: More employees and customers, typically better security, more foot traffic, and typically at least one hero.

Shitty Stores
Pros: Worse security and fewer customers and employees.

Cons: Marginally less cash, cashiers more likely(but not certain) to be armed and might be more committed to defend store.

Kyler is that you?

Okay, how about you subtract 35 hours of your waking hours each week, can you still do it? (rough guess of how much time I spend in class/making sure I keep high grades)

Nope, sorry to disappoint Sup Forumsro.

My bad man. Don't start things so quickly. Work, make money, and then get schooling.

All good man, if you were kyler i was going to ream you a new ass.

In Missouri his clientele would mostly be garbage. If he was in the EU i'd imagine he could find some half decent freaks but idk.

Bit stressed m8, apologies for being a cunt.