Ask me any question and I will answer

Ask me any question and I will answer

What's your favorite color?

Is she interested?

Blue. What's yours?

Who?

Are you:
Gay or
Gay.
You cannot answer with any other option then those provided, doing so will breach your own rules and thus null the thread.

Red. I appreciate you answering my question. Have a good day.

Neither, but you are.

What is the most illegal thing you've ever done.
Most illegal thing you would like to do

Laura, i really like her.

Im a genious?

Are you in love with her?

No.

Broke someones heart.

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Why do people with ASD have Purkinje Cell deficits?

Who do you want to win the election OP?

Because they do not undetstsnd how the human mind works.

What election?

Will I be able to fix my computer / internet with minimal time and money?

what is your house address
>stfu you promised

Yes.

OK dude lmao

Not telling you.

Will we (my girlfriend and myself) have a threesome or will she get to fuck another girl by the end of the year?

How does their lack of understanding lead to neuropathology?

No?

I suppose understanding any but the most simple thoughts is impossible.

How should I murder my family?

I don't know. Do you watch Jersey Shore?

I've seen it.

Why?

>Trips checked

You seem uncertain.
My girlfriend is really curious.
She has also told me that she would like to watch me fuck another girl.
Me, well I would like to watch her with another girl but despite her approval I think that I am less than comfortable with another girl despite which I don't think I woudl have a problem eating pussy.

or do you mean most likely later than that?

I am often troubled by doubt.

Do you really think that?

That it will happen or that it is a good thing?
I honestly would rather hook up with some chick and I was out of that particular loop. - especially since she has a serious girl-boner for an ex-friend of mine (female) who I fooled around with and also had a similar girl boner for my gf.

When the going gets weird the weird turn pro.

You know it.
The aforementioned ex friend fucked my roommate behind her boyfriend's back (WHILE fooling around with me as well (not at the same time) and has more issues than national Geographic.
- which is why we aren't friends now.
There are people who are living ballast.
If you hang around them too long they will drag you down.

Why can't I figure life out?
I'm married. Have a daughter. Educated. Good job/career.
But i always feel like I'm missing something crucial. Im an introvert with no friends. I think a lot about a lot all the time and my mind kinda "stalls" on the whole "purpose of self" thing

The purpose of life is to give life purpose.

Blue/black or white/gold?

I feel like this will be me when im older unless I make work friends

Blue and black.

Shut up Siri

If you had the option to go into space on a one man ship knowing you would never return and never see another intelligent life form in person before you died of old age, would you?

can we gas the kikes now?

No.

Where?

Why did my parents give me the name Dag?

How can I fix my crossed eyes?

Are you happy OP?