Oh shit guys, how do I clean it up?

Oh shit guys, how do I clean it up?

hahahaha!

Lick it up.

I'm not kidding.

story

then i'll help

pee in it

I started wiping it up with paper towel, I have one last picture before I started.

Yum. Do you have a dog?

That's canned ravioli sauce you faggot.

>Be me
>Sleeping
>Not sleeping
>Nearly shitting my shorts
>Dash to bathroom
>Pull down shorts
>Shit, seat is up
>Oh no
>HDJDIEKHIFJOEOWUWJWJMCMV
>That takes us to present day

Tongue

this. use piss to get the paper towells moist. it will help with the wiping

roll

I am not doing that.
I have started wiping with DRY paper towels.

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This isn't a fucking dubs thread.

KILL YOURSELF then and dont post here ever again

does anyone have an immunity cat on them?

roll

Just scoop it back into your fanny pack.

haa i was to lazy to read the chant

do you have parvo?

checked

Immunity cat is always with us.

Is it your place?

Yes

DID YOU SPILL THE CHOCOLATE MILK AGAIN, OP?

Yes but I have room-mates.

can a merchant shut it down?

garlic bread

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It's past the middle of the night over here faggio

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It's 1:06 pm where I, OP lives.

checked

Holy shit, my quads and they are ABOUT FUCKING DIHAREEA ON THE FLORR

Then I say fuck it. Buy matching paint and paint over it, or place a picture over your shit. Or better yet, blame it on someone else. What are they going to do? Try and get a DNA test on your shit?

Lookin good!

It's just me and some other guy that use tgis bathroom.

oh my

what state washington? oregon?

Blame it on the other guy, then

He works graveyard.

More north.

>looking good
>looks worse
kek

bleach you disgusting fuck are you retarded?

Oi, compare these two.

canada?

I have to remove the liquids first.

Yes, but more south.

thumb nail of the thread doesnt look bad because of how easy it would be to clean up, but faggot OP over here is too autistic to know how to clean so he made it worse

That's why I FUCKING ASKED. I'M NOT A FUCKING MAID.

BAM that's the good shot.