Shroom Farmer Tycoon

Shroom Farmer Tycoon.

>You are now a shroom farmer in NL dubs decides what do?
>Singles are you daily profit.
>Trips unlocks new area of map.
>Quads is a natural disaster.

Declare war on Northwest neighborhood to fight over the land.

Today you yield no profit.

Growth TM

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wall off the property

Burn the entire place down

Take pay from an assassin to allow for the dumping of bodies in your plot. No questions asked, no official knowledge.. the rotting bodies then supplying nutrients for your mushrooms.

satanic trips are pretty fuckkin evil.

You don't have the funds for this transaction but your good friend Donald Trump gives you a loan because he has a wall fetish.

Cancel all debts, or simply gain more income if inapplicable.

You gain more land and mega mushroom grows on burial site.

Okay now build that wall and start selling your shrooms to the local population

That red line was supposed to be the wall, but I'll see if I can improve it.

Start selectively breed mushrooms to make an even more dank strain.

Construction on the wall is slow.

Guess I'll stop now due to lack of interest.

Construction on the wall is complete and I also built a guard tower because fuck you all and your lack of interest. Although I understand. Fail thread is fail.

you attempt to blackmail the assassin, telling him you will report him to the police unless he gives you 10% of every job. you have set up a dead-mans switch in case he kills you

Blackmail is successful, although assassin swears to Allah he will take revenge.

pay another assassin to kill the assassin, now you are rich

Good friend Trump is now patrolling the streets hunting mud-slime assassins. Although his services are not cheap.
You didn't get dubs but you can have mine.

Trump fails because he is autistic and mud-slime suicide bombs your mega mushroom.