>be me >socially awkward sperg >despite this I'm actually not that bad looking: strong jawline, muscular build, non-manlet >One day random 9/10 QT 3.14 ask me to be her lab partner >say "s-sure" >nervous as fuck while setting up our lab >shaking and dropping things >trying not to spill the spaghetti >She can probably sense the autism >don't really talk to her at all >finish lab >next Monday >she sits at my desk >lab partners again >she asks me how my weekend was >conversation actually goes somewhere >Make her laugh a few times >Random silence for like 4 seconds >just stare into each others eyes >she blushes and looks down >crazy butterflies in stomach >professor cock blocks me by interrupting >Don't talk for rest of class because we had to do a lab write up. >Leave without saying anything to her after class >next day >sitting on bench reading book >she comes up to me and sits down >continue our conversation from the day before >We continue to talk for the next few weeks >meticulously try to force her to approach me not the other way around. >we park in the same lot so we usually talk while walking there, she walks noticeably close to me. Our shoulders are pretty much rubbing while we walk >talk to the other chicks in the class in front of her >Literally being social for the first time in my life to impress this chick. >pretty sure she picked up on it
she actually looks genuinely happy to see me when we talk but I don't know if she is just generally a nice person or if she just tolerates me because we are lab partners. I have my suspicions because I'm kind of a average looking dude and she is flawless.
Should I just ask her out to coffee and get the truth or just keep our relationship school-related? Also any general advice on this situation would be much appreciated.
Obviously I really want to fuck this chick.
Justin Green
>be me >doctor >6th century or some shit >at my doctor stand counting leeches >former lover approaches >left me for the farmers boy >feels bad.parchment >I'm wearing Creepy Doctor mask >she has no idea it's me >lol.oiloncanvas > put on deep doctor voice >"COME CHILD. WHAT ILNESS IS UPON YE ?" > "I believe I have contracted disease of the cunt from the farmers boy" she says >ye, right >more like the whole jousting team >Goatish wench.painting >take a look at her cunt region > pretend to know which hole the cunt is >they don't teach you this stuff at doctor school >"ah, I see what the problem is" >still no idea why there are two cunt holes >give her leeches and send her home >leeches solve everything >after she leaves go tell Baron about evil witch with two cunt holes >she's burnt at stake >so is farmers boy >teach them for breaking this doctors heart >mfw....
Joseph Anderson
Same from last thread she came back after those first experiences go for it
Camden Howard
be OP;
2/10
Kinda downy looking.
Fat
no sense of style or fashion
QT3.14 5/10 comes up to me.
talks to me.
I talk back.
QT knows I'm as good as shes gonna get, shes so fat.
Should I ask her out guise?
>this thread.
Landon Reed
Oiloncanvas hahaha
Dominic Robinson
Don't keep it school related. Asking her out to coffee is an okay idea, before or after classes. However, it depends on what you've talked about so far. If all you've had is pointless small talk try to talk some more before going out someplace. And I wouldn't be so up front about asking the truth unless she does more things to reinforce your suspicions.
David Thomas
Thanks for advice mang.
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Colton Myers
OP, just ask if she wants to come over to your place after school to study for some random shiit test or what not.
you get her alone, you can talk to her by yourself, and have a chill vibe about it.
I'm guessing you have to much spaghetti in your pockets to even do this, but it'll work.
Nathaniel White
that's what I'm gonna do for the final I'm just wondering if I should ask to go for coffee first
Nicholas Perry
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Jace Harris
lol @ u
Xavier Ward
yeah, you could, but often there's this added pressure of being on a date. it will be more tense and produce more spaghetti.
hanging out and doing homework is a much better environment to relax and get to know eachother.
if it goes well you could do it more often, and just hang watch movies etc. then go in for the kill.
Charles Sullivan
>try to talk some more before going out someplace
Like what?
Nicholas James
You're in the pocket on this one.
You know the old show business axiom "Leave em wanting more"?
This girl gets approached by guys all the time, but she went after you because you didn't go after her. You got the hook in her and let her swim before reeling in. Fucking. Masterful.
The important part is don't do what you're doing and put her on a pedestal. She's not flawless, super-hot chicks are a dime a dozen. Don't ask her out to coffee, that's a cliche. She gets asked to coffee twelve times a day on her way to Shit-Kicking 101 or whatever you study. Plan something out of the way, adventurous, something other guys don't think about, but, above all, something that you want to do, because she won't respect you if you tiptoe around her feelings and desires.
It already seems like you kinda know the deal, so just follow your gut, man. Follow through, and this'll be nothin' but net.
Mason Nelson
Just get to know her a bit better. Have some meaningful conversations. Discuss something you or she really cares about. If you ask her go out somewhere and you've barely talked she'll probably not expect much else from you when you're there and might decline.
Don't feel like it's a date and just be casual about it, and she will be more relaxed and casual too. That's why I recommend doing it before class.
Nicholas Flores
>Plan something out of the way, adventurous, something other guys don't think about.
This seems like it'd be kinda overly aggressive depending on what you mean by this. I don't know her that well so I wanted to keep it quick and casual and if it goes well ask her for her number and text her next week or so for something better.
She is in really good shape and seems like one of those chicks that is super into her health so I was thinking about asking her to go to a juice bar instead of coffee.
> You got the hook in her and let her swim before reeling in. Fucking. Masterful. ehh I'm not entirely sure about this, she's not constantly approaching me.
>The important part is don't do what you're doing and put her on a pedestal. She's not flawless.
I don't really, it's one of the reason's I'm not awkward when we talk. I'm just acknowledging the fact that she is objectively hot as fuck
Colton Long
This is solid advice. Never put a girl you barely know on a pedestal. She's probably not dumb and would able to see it in your body language or in subtle hints in your word choices. It can come off as super awkward at best or super creepy at worst since the context of the time you've spent with her has been limited to school related stuff so far.
If I was gonna add anything it would be: you have to make it clear, through your tone of voice, that her answer doesn't matter either way. Don't say "it's cool if you don't want to" or some bullshit. Leave that as implied. It's hard to do, but it requires a kind of confidence that's attractive pretty much by itself. Explicitly saying you don't care is basically the same as "I'm trying to be low pressure but I'm way more invested in this than you are".
Logan Collins
bump
Justin Perry
yeah i know what you mean. I've been trying to think of the right combination of words to make it seem like I am indifferent to whether she comes along or not.
Alexander Jenkins
Post pic of yourself for us to decide if she really thinks ur hot
Luis Robinson
>post pic of my self on Japanese pedophile cartoon website
Carter Jackson
Just censor your eyes i dunno
Thomas Fisher
>post pic of myself so someone can print it out, cum on it then post it
Daniel Martin
I'm sure as hell not gonna do that since i'm a girl... You wanna know if she thinks you're hot or no??
Jack King
You niggers always overthink things then ask a website full of virgins for advice.
Just fucking talk to her and roll with it.
Angel Walker
I'd rather find out if she thinks I'm hot from her actions, not somebody on Sup Forums. Thanks for the offer though.
Hunter Morales
Coffee just to talk and kill time. Can see where it goes from there. It'll be more personal as well.
Dylan Perez
Even virgins have objectively better opinions than my biased ones.
>Just talk to her and role with it
That's what I do, I wanna do more than talking tho.
Isaiah Davis
Sure ask her out. If she doesn't want you can begin a friendship. Don't see your date as an date to fuck or whatever, just to learn which person she is. If you like her you can meet up for drinking sth and then you can look if you both can sleep together because the way is long and its late and you are drunk for example. Most drunk people who like you and want fuck will offer you. When you both lay in bed get body contact, look how she responds to that. Then you can touch her a bit and look how she responds to that. If she is not putting your hand away she likes it (don't wait too long or she will be asleep). Continue, most drunk women agree to fuck.
Gabriel Phillips
OK then stop asking fucking Sup Forums for help and just ask her out! Judging from what you've said so far she might be into you so just go for it
Jonathan Lopez
The next step is for you guys to start texting ... That will really let you know what's up
Leo Smith
honestly OP, this is probably the most solid advice you're going to get.
Brayden King
Just go little steps OP, you can't loose anything. Don't overthink ...
Evan Sullivan
Tell her you think she's interesting and that you want to take her out on a date
Don't ask for it, but don't demand for it, just drop that the interest is there see where the condo takes you
Thomas Long
Don't have her number
Had perfect chance to get it the other day but it completely slipped my mind.
Zachary Moore
well ur on a timer. if u wanna make a move do it. if u dont ull turn into a friend. glhf
Brandon Lewis
Fucking Kek, no one acknowledging how mad this guy got? Fucking Top Kek