Why didn't they just put a bunch of rockets upside down on Earth to move the planet out of the way of the asteroid?

Why didn't they just put a bunch of rockets upside down on Earth to move the planet out of the way of the asteroid?

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I DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EYES

Why did that chick have a cd on her face??

Why didn't they just teach astronauts to drill rather than try to teach drillers to be astronauts?

Why didn't they blow up the moon?

.... why would they?

because there is nothing difficult about being an astronaut. at least in this scenario

Did Tea Leoni's mom kill herself?

How is this anymore retarded than OP'S?

Why didn't they push the moon to take the impact?

Why didn't they attach the drill to the tip of the rocket and shoot it at the asteroid?

Why didn't they pray for God to stop the asteroid?

>Asteroid is said to be the size of Texas.
>Drilling a hole for like 5 minutes will put the bomb right in the middle so it's blown in half

Why didn't they ignore the asteroid so that it would understand that acting out would get it no attention and go away?

It's made of iron, right? Why didn't they just make a giant magnet in space and make the polar opposite side face the asteroid to push it away?

Weren't they drilling for hours?

>Asteroid is said to be the size of Texas
Why didn't they shoot Texas at the asteroid?

#notallasteroids

>5 min

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OP's would take the planet out of the line of the comet. What would blowing up the moon achieve?

>blow up moon into millions of pieces
>pieces orbit Earth
>asteroid passes through those moon chunks
>moon chunks slow it down enough so that the asteroid simply bounces off Earth and doesn't explode

Why didn't they just use ben afflecks giant face to stop the asteroid?

He's probably gone but I don't get this joke.

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>world is saved
>french still btfo

A happy ending for all involved desu

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Why didn't they let it hit