Ask a Muslim anything

Ask a Muslim anything.
FAQ:
Q: Did the Profit Mohammed marry a 6 year old girl?
A: Yes
Q: Did he have sex with her
A: Yes, they fucked when she was 9. Many sources say this including top Islamic scholars themselves
Q: Do muslims fuck goats?
A: No, atleast I don't. However I don't think you HAVE to be muslim to fuck goats, neither is it a tendency for middle eastern muslim men to fuck goats.
Q: Is ISIS islam?
A: In many ways yes, however their idea of jihad is all wrong, and the fact they murder fellow muslims is enough prevent them from entering paradise anyway (by the qurans laws)
Q: Why are you muslim?
A: I personally, was born into it. If I was born into a family of non muslims, I would be a non muslim, if I was born into a family of jews, i'd be a jew, and no, I wont leave my religion as this is one of the biggest sins in Islam
Q: Allahu akbar?
A: Yes user, allahu akbar indeed.
Q: Are muslims bad?
A: Some are, some aren't. I guess its down to the person, but if muslims were to follow the quran EXACTLY as its put, then yes, they would be, in a non muslims eyes, bad people.
Q: Are muslims murdurers?
A: Some are, some aren't. However against popular belief, muslims are actually ordered by Islamic Hadith, to let non muslims live peacfully even on muslim occupied land. So lets say, hypothetically, if a Jihad were to happen and muslims were to somehow win, and the would was now an entire Islamic state, Muslims would not be permitted by Islam to kill all non muslims, if they did that it would actually be AGAINST islam.
Q: Opinion on sharia law?
A: Meh, I don't live in saudi but if I did i'd be pretty bummed about a few things. Like, women having to cover from head to toe like that isnt my thing, and if I had a wife theres no way i'd force her to do it. But on the flip side, I agree that thiefs should get their hands chopped of, I dont know about you user but I fucking hate thiefs.

Do you drink alcohol? Smoke weed? Chew khat? And what are you're opinions concerning narcotics overall?

This.

Islamic rule: Anything that altered the brains normal state (so basically anything that gets you high), is not allowed. I don't do any of those things, but if I was on a yacht with dan bilzarian, a few rappers and some fine women, I spark a blunt up for sure.

Holy shit how did they destroy that Abrams?

Guy in pic is probably dead by now.

They allahu akbared the fuck out of it fam

:( fucking Mud slimes

European?

How to pick up Muslim hoes?

Britbong muslim
No idea, I'm not even into arab chicks...

I feel like you have more insight than you're putting out.
Some are gorgeous man. Look at Mia.

How many surrahs do you know?

I assume you're talking about the pornstar. Yeah shes hot, but most don't look like her kek.
Most

Is fapping haram?

Yes

Do you do it though?

I could say all this shit too and im not muslim. Bait

They didn't. That's not an American tank, that's one of the one's we gave Iraq. Our air strikes neutralized it.

Muslims can't do that, they only have balloons

Yes
What? That made no sense you fucking cunt

No! But fucking little boys is!

No, as that would be considered homosexual, and that is haram.

Why are Muslims trying to force shariah law to other countries?

In Finland where I live we have mandatory military service for every male citizen (6 months is the minimum time in service). I was part of the mechanized battalion. We had quite a few Muslims among us, mostly Somalian and a few turks and so on. All I can say is that they were super chill dudes, no problems at all (not that I personally expected that). Only problem was with the food and pork. We had these combat practices and sometimes our kitchen fucked up with the meals and didn't give meal opinion without pork.
Pic is from one of our winter practices

I believe a majority of muslims are like you OP. I just wish the western media would stop giving isis the global stage at all. Giving them so much coverage only legitimizes and adds to their following. They should be largely ignored, or treated as a footnote.

So any medicine would not be allowed? A cup of coffee alters your brain's normal state as well.

>I agree that thiefs should get their hands chopped of
The problem never is chopping a thief's hand off.

Its chopping someone's hand for being accused of thievery but he didn't do it, just no one believes him or worse likes him and have the hands taken for keks under the same law.

Try giving someones hands back when you find out he didn't do it. Same for death-penalty.

Shut up you sunni heretic

I heard it was law to cut your hands off if you fap to traps too?

Another guy here, what if we turn all caught thieves into slaves and sell them to chinks, indians and americans?

It doesnt matter how nice you muslims are. The only reason you were invited to Europe by the zionists was so that you would become a threat that will generate support for war against Islam that will end with the genocide of all muslims and the creation of greater Israel. Europe will become the graveyard of Islam and all muslims.

Because they're retards. But you have nothing to worry about because them muslims trying to do that are in no position of power, if it was the leader of saudi or something trying to pull that shit, then it would be worth mentioning.
If there was nothing else to eat, then they should have just eaten it. Especially considering they are in the army
Agreed
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Coffee and medical drugs are allowed, I guess I should have said that. The quran specifically states that alcohol is not allowed though, im not so sure about weed tbh.

what if its you?

Someone doesn't like you, you didn't do it but the law is there and the judges believe them and not you.
goodbye hand or off to china with you, slave

Tobacco, hashish, caffeine, aspirin?

Majority of muslims in Afghanistan and other middle eastern countries smoke weed.
(I was there)

Money

Thats just my opinion, usually those accused are accused with proof of the crime they committed
Are you shia? Fuck off and go cut yourself some more you fucking emo faggots.
Not law, but its moral.
That won't happen, however I'm not going to argue why because im nit the biggest on geo politics, but what you said wouldn't surprise me about the jews, it wont happen though.

Recanted, was answered later in thread.

At least I'm gonna do something useful with those hands, then. I'd sell my ass just to see today's corrupted leaders blow into cow's ass.

Are you sure they are not too young to be considered "men" or if they were of the slave class would it still be wrong?

>usually those accused are accused with proof of the crime they committed
>usually

Also, what about fake evidence? Maybe they find out eventually, but if your hands are already gone they stay gone.

>they fucked when she was 9. Many sources say this including top Islamic scholars themselves
You're no muslim. A true muslim believes in the Quran, not scholars. Calling the prophet a pedophile because some fake american scholars say so might result in you going to hell. This is a warning from one human being to another. Stop this faggotry.

No not 555-come on now.jpg. You said anything that alters your brain. Coffee literally does that.
So it's just an arbitrarily placed restriction then? Pick and choose

Someone accused me of scratching their car without proof and nothing happened because why.... BECAUSE THEY HAD NO PROOF!!!
All allowed, just not sure on hashish
I know, Yemenis chew khat like no tomorrow

Is there visible hate between shiai and sunni Muslims?

you aren't saying you really believe in gods and afterlife and stuff?

>I agree that thiefs should get their hands chopped of
Such practices have no place in a civilised society.

not op, but the literal reading was "anything that intoxicates/ alters perception"
so coffee should be fine, since it doesnt leave you tripping

No true Scotsman

if you fucking hate theifs, why do you follow a religion that just stole shit from christianity and judaism

No its wrong, end of story.
Kek
Alcohol is not allowed, as stated in the Quran. Medical mind altering drugs are allowed, as stated in the quran. However other substances like coffee and weed are debated, so yes, pick and choose as far as that goes.

Coffee does intoxicate you and alters your perception. The change of perception is in your alertness and intoxication has a broad meaning.

Well Jim from down the road was getting his mail at the time and he says he saw you. Goodbye hands.

>britbong
>muslims
Pick one kahn

>Someone accused me of scratching their car without proof and nothing happened because why.... BECAUSE THEY HAD NO PROOF!!!
see, they tried. next time maybe the set it up better. Maybe accuse you of rape or even child abuse, judges are on edge about those and will rather sentence you then being accused of letting you go for just some minor differences with the evidence.

man you high on Islam. kill urself

You know, until now I never got the double meaning of an Abraham tank making its way through the Middle-East.

Yes, especially in Iraq
I don't care. Fuck thiefs.
Well, since we believe that the one god, allah, put all profits and religions on earth, its not stealing. Also, if you have even read the quran, most of it is just guidelines on the way to live your life, one guide line that is emphasized is "be patient", to be patient is also in the bible. Which is also practiced by Buddhist monks, why would that be considered stealing?

Underrated

How do you personally feel about jews?

One is a religion, another is a nationality. I can have both you moronic cunt.
Actually no, jim was sick at the time. BAM, NOW WHAT BIACHHHHHHH?!?

Abrams does not equal Abrahamic.

I work with many Muslims. They're very nice people who share the believe of ISIS is projecting the religion as a murderous one. I've met very nice one and I have respect for many aspects of the religion. That being said, fucking little girls is okay? Like Aisha was 9 and.. I know alot of met marry women 5 times younger.. like ages 11+

So, what if someone is desperate and has to steal to get by but makes the rest of his living with his hands? This person is not doing it out of spite, but out of desperation. If you cut off his hand, you're taking away his only source of income which leads to an even poorer life where the person has to steal even more to get by.

American here but I think the whole cutting off hands thing makes some sense. If you hear they're chopping hands for stealing, I guarantee most people would quit stealing.

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I know, but depending on what translation your using, 'Abraham' is the name of dude was told by Yahweh told to lead his people to the Promised Land.

It's kind of weird to see a battle tank named after him be used in quasi-religious conflicts in the 21st century.

Maiming habitual thieves is a very good idea:

1) it makes it harder for them to ply their "trade"
2) it marks them for others to be wary.

I wouldn't fuck a kid tbh
They're half the problem tbh, fuck them.
Yup

Most Muslims don't fuck little girls. There's always radicals in every religion or group. If you look into the Holy Bible you would find a lot of things that aren't acceptable in this day and age but there's always a few extremists that follow it to the letter. Does that make Christianity as a whole bad? No, you just have to know how to pick the good parts out of it and discard the rest.

All these books were made hundreds of years ago.

I never understood the animosity between shitskins and jews..
You must be Palestinian

>discards the word of god because its "hundreds of years old"

i agree, its disgusting to think of today, but different cultures and times, i guess. it was common practice globally in the past.
today, alot of those marriages going on are more so due to cultural influence

Thing is the Jews are the spoiled brats of the world. They were gifted land and every time some one fucks with them they call their big brother the US. They would be nothing without us. The amount of aid we give isreal is ridiculous. No one likes a spoiled brat.

Fucking resent against Jews.
At least they got their shit together. The rest of the Middle-East should learn from them instead of bitches about how icky they are.

Religion itself alters the brain's normal state, it somehow makes people stupid and obedient

Maybe discard wasn't the best way to put it. I'm trying to say that what was written hundreds of years ago doesn't necessarily apply to today. We've grown since then and therefore, our holy texts should be applied appropriately.

You know, you got a point on the spoiled brat thing, its very previlant in american jews. I can understand that stance. I just wish everyone could get along.
>inb4 hippy treehumping faggot

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Thing is they don't have their shit together. The US, Britain, and a handful of other nations made their nice cozy place for them. Look at where they were before 1940.

his 'relationship' with aisha:

>'engaged' at 6 years old
>'consummed' at 9
>he had sex with her from age 6 to age 9, including 'playing' with her sexually and rubbing his dick between her thighs

aisha wasn't the only child he had sex with, but the only pre-pubescent child he ever married

mohammed was a thug, his group were a bunch of 'gangstas' and he got 20 % of any booty his followers 'received' from looting, murdering and raping their way across arabia and into persia before an aggrieved woman (whom he had enslaved after murdering her entire family and killing her tribe) poisoned his ass and several of his top thugs.

islam is medieval, pre-scientific, reactionary, deceitful, treacherous and unforgiving, nursing grudges for centuries and with a predatory view of the rest of the world

the koran and the hadith order its followers to lie, deceive, rape and murder infidels and to subjugate them by whatever means

jihad is an obligation

donating to any muslim charity (whatever its stated aim) means that at least a small portion will automatically find its way to jihadist efforts and terrorism

muslims do not extend charity to non-muslims, only to fellow muslims. this is laid out in the koran and the hadith, is the example of history and in modern times

muslims try to extract 'taxes' from infidels, which go to support muslims. infidels who cannot or do not pay this tax are subject to confiscation of property, rape, murder and other nastiness

muslims are perfectly willing to accept affirmative action, welfare and other charity from non-muslims, but are not supposed to feel 'gratitude' for this, as per koranic islam and in their beliefs, these things are simply 'owed' to them

the handful of 'peaceful' and 'tolerant' verses in the koran have actually been cancelled or 'abrogated' by mohammed's later pronouncements. quoting these invalid 'peaceful' verses is a trick and the lie that muslim apologists and moderate imams tell the gullible.

They were everywhere before then.

Yes, the West gave them a strip of land. My point is, look at what they did with it. Finally a prosperous land in the Middle East with a hugely higher standard of living and freedom than their neighbors.

So you know better than God?

Islam is incompatible with Western culture and the advancement of civilization in general. Every state that has fallen to the 7th century death cult is a wreck and just as backwards and useless as Judaism. It should be relegated to the shitbox it crawled out of or removed along with Israel. Europe for White Europeans.

You sound Lebanese or Egyptian

Concurred.

>jim was sick at the time
oh, so now you are also lying? I know he wasn't.

How come they all proclaim to be "peaceful" but when 2 of em slit a priests throat they're silent, whereas if the situation was reversed and a muslim cleric was killed by 2 christians, there would be riots in most of europe by these same "peaceful, moderate" muslims?

That type of living standard takes money though. I'm not sure if I understand your point but Im assuming you think that they achieved what they have on their own. Which for a fact they have not. If all those nations that help Isreal were to help another country I guarantee they would be closer to being like Isreal. Take for instance the United Arab Emirates. They have a quality of living in Dubai that many would consider better then the US. Yet, they were only able to achieve this because of the ludicrous amount of money they have.

No, and I never claimed to. I'm just assuming that if there was to be a God I would assume that it would be one that seeks absolute good. Change is a good thing especially when in improves the quality of life for the majority of people.

Surely you don't suppose that the Middle-Eastern are shitty just because they lack money, right?

Saudi-Arabia has shitloads of it and they are in effect the Islamic State as far as their morals and laws are concerned.

Israel functions because of the intelligence and cohesiveness of the Jewish people. Yes, they'd never have made it this far without the West supporting them, but you can't exclude their embrace of science and liberal values.

The Jews are a progessive people, something that's seriously lacking in the conservative and inward-turned Islamic world.

Jewish, Christian, and Muslim holy texts all tell of a god who is violent and vengeful. The greater good for such a god won't align with yours. Again, you're pretending to know more than God.

OP is best example why muslims will burn in hell, TOO.

FEAR ALLAH BROTHER

Your words make 0 sense.

For readers: Many muslims living in western society are "westernized". The true islam is what every human soul truly desires. It's the food for the soul which so many people are striving for. Yes, thats where depression comes from.

Read on your own, make your own image, inform yourself about islam. You will quickly realize that most of the information you get are wrong.

But the most terrifying thing you'll learn is that the day of judgment is undeniable. And it will happen. Save yourself and let's enter all together Paradise inshallah.