How should i an hero, Sup Forums?

how should i an hero, Sup Forums?

Eat McDonald's and smoke cigarettes for the rest of your life.

nah nah, something quick

shoot up a mosque or a BLM protest

do you think if i had a gun i'd be asking how i should an hero? lmao

Wash your toaster.

how surefire is that method? i'm actually considering it

then go any of the two places i suggested and troll them hard. >go in a mosque and shit everywhere or go to BLM dressed up as a KKK member

How do you expect to become an hero without weapons? lmao

checked and considered

Stick a knife in it so you can get a feel for how much it's gonna hurt.

What's ailing you anyway user, if you don't mind me asking?

it would be pretty agonizing tbh
but it's up there considering i don't know wtf to do

college stress, disinterested in life, comforted by death and whatever follows it

Oh, ok.
Very permanent solution seen as you only listed temporary problems but each to their own.
Are you live streaming it?

no
i don't even think i'll go through with it tbh

Ah, just throwing a few toys out of the pram for a bit of attention then?

well i wanna do it and i'm thinking of how i'm going to do it but i don't think the odds are in my favor

I hate faggots like this. I'm sorry your entire life isnt perfect by the age of 20 but maybe dont pretend your suicidal online?

How are the odds not in your favour?
You drinking tonight?

well by that i mean i'm not going to do it successfully
probably will be discovered or it just won't work

Pussy

Pic related.

Ner you're just not really suicidal.
Go stand at the top of a high building. I bet if nobody turned up within half an hour you'd still take the stairs down.

well i don't really know how to respond to that other than "no"

LIFE IS NOT WORTH LIVING user
WHATS THE BEST THING IN LIFE?
>eating good
>cocaine
>'love'

FUCK THAT SHIT KILL YOURSELF BRO

>Hack into the ctos backdoor
>profile potential crimimals
>Beat the living shit out them
>Become the most hated modern vidya of all time
>profit

i can't tell what you're trying to convey to me with that post

Find one with a lift (elevator) if you're that fucking lazy.

would 15 stories be sufficient

He couldn't have said it much clearer user.
is telling you hurry up and get on with it. A trap thread just 404'ed because your whiny thread is clogging the board up.

okay then why are you still replying to it rather than letting it 404

See

A bungalow would be sufficient if you land on your head.

I just want to conversate. Chicks with dicks isn't really my thing.

Join the army, travel to the Middle East, kill every Muslim in sight, then blow yourself up at a mosque.

that means you're mentally stable

This is exactly what i meant, kill yourself OP everything will be better

An hero with a cause.

I'm currently in the Army. Not how that works.
> Hoping emperor Trump gets elected.
>Not op

He should join the French Foreign Legion. They do nothing but kill Muslims these days.

I wouldn't go that far.
Hospitals will still treat me as an out-patient. Probably more to do with peoples lack of giving a shit than my good acting though.

Not him but this is not really true.

You should honestly Google how to help fight ISIS. I remember a thread where a dude came back from Turkey helping the fight. He said it was super easy and they paid for most of it.

You think they're going to take OP... kek

Prove if faggot.

Prove that wanting to talk isnt a sign of mental stability? How the fuck should I do that? I'm speaking from experience.

Hitler dubs
> Dress conservatively, mormon style
> Smuggle in Nazi flag at trump/hillary rally
> Discreetly wear it as a cape
> Run around and scream "make america great again! Gas the kikes"

Man you're fucking crazy

They'll probably take anyone that wont die during training at this point.

Yea, they'd love nothing more than to march the little faggot up and down a sand dune until he keels over. They could just wake him up early and they'd be back in time for morning drills.

kek wills it

I honestly think he'd have a better chance starting a coalition in Syria and slaughtering ISIS members. The Kockroaches have your back OP

Do this

Hey OP I heard you was a fucking accident.
The johnny split and because your mother is such a fat fucking whore she didn't realise she was pregnant until it was too late for an abortion.

It's never to late for an abortion brotha

Read the bible then have a good hard think about it and if it makes sense swan dive off of the empire state building

Hey OP do this.
If you manage to rip your intestines out before you croak you won't have to suffer the embarrassment of shitting yourself.

I think he should jump feet 1st. The fact that he is top heavy due to his lack of balls should sort the rotation out mid flight.

challenge ISIS on facebook and make fun of mohamed, your real profil ofc

Hold on while i figure out how to green

This had better be worth it, OP's washing his toaster tonight.

to death.

> become a musician
>really popular
>godly levels of people listen to your trash for years and intuduce there kids to it
> fuck around have a kid
>marry courtney love
>

Thanks for that.
I was enjoying this thread up until that post.
Now I just feel depressed.

overdose on a shotgun.