Shit that pisses you off at work thread?

Shit that pisses you off at work thread?
This just happened to me yesterday

>Summer job as a cashier at grocery store
>Rush hour, line is backed up as fuck
>Trying to just keep shit moving
>Next in line is this morbidly obese black guy
>"Hey how's it going man?"
>He gives no response, waddles forward and throws his shit on the conveyor belt
>I scan his shit, only two items
>"It's gonna be $19.99, man"
>No response again, not even looking in my direction
>Harambe reaches into his wallet painfully slowly and digs out a $20, then raises it up all without looking at me or saying anything
>Grab it out of his hand to put it in the register
>"Oh so you jus gon' snatch it out my hand like that?"
>"Sorry?" Fat ass is now looking at me for the first time
>"You gon jus snatch dat money out my hand like that? Nah, where yo superviser at"
>Try to explain to Harambe that I didn't mean anything by it and was just taking the fucking money he was handing me but he demands a manager
>Spends 5 minutes holding up the line bitching at me and my manager, demanding a refund and that I'm fire before finally waddling off
>Manager cool as hell about it

Anyone else have a story of something that pissed them off at work or that pisses them off about their job in general?

No one cares about your faggot minimum wage job. Kill yourself, betacuck nigger tit.

get fucked

This actually made me kek as much as the greentext

>last night
>work at small town restaurant
>close at 20:00
>19:57
>two fat girls walk in and order damn near everything on the menu
>get home at 21:20

You know, some people at least try t do better in live and start at a minimum wage job to start their live, or get up on their own feet ?
But hey people like you don't know the feeling to earn their own money, because i bet you stil live in your parents basement and don't do shit.
Man your parents must be dissapointed.

Restaurant owner here. I dont pull that shit.

We close at 11pm but we dont seat anyone after 10:15 and the kitchen closes at 10:40.

he got too much money and too less pussy

I bet his parents cry everyday because their son is such a failure

ill cry a bit for him too

OP here that's chill man, we close at 11 and I've gone home at 11:30 before because of all the fucking people that didn't check out until the store closed

Found the cashier.

He was angry the guy was bitching about it, not that he had the job you jebb end

I literally take care of retards for a living, and not even the fun kind. They are all crabby 40+ years old and shit themselves every 30 minutes. And despite all that the things that piss me off the most are my co-workers and the stupid things they do.

Samefag

when my job gives me literally nothing to do

i would kill myself before helping retards. It really is terrible to say, but i would fucking kill myself.

Like what?

I noticed black people never say hello. I don't serve them any more.

Greentext some stories?

This is OP, I wasn't really trying to bitch about the job in general like it's usually ok, I just thought we could vent about the parts of our jobs that we dislike

samefag

Money on the belt.

I let it go right down the crack.

Then I pull out the collection tray under the belt and hold it out for them to dig through all the crap to get the change out

The restaurant owner here.

My husband and I dont let niggers in the store. And my husband is half black.

I'm on my phone so I'm not going to greentext anything, too much work. But I work two overnight shifts back to back with the same two co-workers, one is 70 years old and just can't do anything right. The other is a 19 year old nigress that screams about racism all the fucking time. She can't even make a bed straight and tries to avoid her duties as much as possible.

Most people feel that way, I really can't blame anyone for thinking it.

Dude fuck people who put the money on the belt I'm gonna start doing this lmao

That's going a bit far, your husband must be a beta self hating human being.

I don't serve them, however they don't know what I'm doing, so even if they are good people I don't humiliate them.

OP again, yea idk maybe I'm just a racist but the shitty black people I deal with are usually much worse than even the shittiest of white people I deal with. The only people who have ever gotten super butt hurt or demanded to speak to a manager have been black in my personal experience

>be rail road can driver for Union Pacific
>drive hundreds of miles each day to try and find or "dog catch" trains
>never there almost
>sit in the same spot for 10+ hours most of the time praying that the train will show up
>have to go to very remote places in the middle of a God damn desert in Southern Arizona
>not allowed to sleep and can't get cell service to browse Sup Forums
>never know if I'm in the right place and the radio I use to communicate only has a 2 mile range
>mfw

I hate my job

Not poster, but same job, a "support worker".
The retards are just that, you expect it. Its your fellow "professionals" that piss me off.

>come into work
>find food everywhere
>open peanut butter, client on floor in shock struggling to breath for who knows how long
>find "on duty" coworker 60 year old fat ass hambeast asleep in washroom, door locked, has ignored the calls for help from the clients with the capacity to know something is wrong
>gets fired
>sues employer for "age related discrimination"
>gets hired back
>now sleeps all whenever right on couch, and they schedule an additional person to actually work

Haha shut up kiddo

How can you be op if op works as a cashier?

Im talking about people I check out at the register fam

YOU JUST SAID YOU WERE A RESTUARANT OWNER.

That wasn't me dude that was a different guy

I was joining into the restaurant owner and the other guy's conversation

So why reply and quote me? Stop confusing everything.

Are you this difficult at work?

baby thats why you work for amtrak its government and I do jack shit and get paid 25 bucks an hour to throw switches

>another day at another house
>pedophiles hause
>new employee is smelly, fat, stupid and female
>takes them out on unapproved road trip to the park, so she can run into a nearby coffee shop for some refreshments
>unleashes half a dozen tard pedophiles into a child filled playground
>I only find out she took out the pedos when I realize I havent seen any for 2 hours
>mfw when I have to call my supervisor to report half a dozen missing child predators
>I get blamed, she claims it was her first day
>mfw

People that take the time to complete behind your back on an Internet survey.

>I give them all 100% customer service.
>some hitch complained that my shirt wasn't fully tucked in one day.
>maybe because I bust my ass reaching for shit in a timely manner and have to service the next mouth breather
>then she writes in the comments "I don't mind but some people might"

Bitch, don't flatter your self. You mind well enough to waste 20 minuets of your pathetic life to fill that shot out for free.
fuck you.

If I knew who it was I would lop the hedges off her lawn.

God damn...i hate auto erect

>2 years ago, at what is current job
>Corrections Officer
>I'm black (relevant)
>The South
>Guess
>Get a guy who DUI'd, drove his car off into a flooded ditch, no injuries, non-violent at intake and coherent, decide to go ahead and Book 'im
>Little guy, White, just got an Rx of Alprazclam (spelling) 60 count that day, down to 22 when I counted them.
>Soaking wet and chilled to the bone
>Claimed he was just out for milk for his boy (at 23:00 ish, but whatever, could be legit), the boy is 2, has a birthday tomorrow.
>Feel bad for the fella (I was new at the time)
>Reassure him that I'm gonna do what I can for him
>Get him food, warm clothes with extras, nice mat and a the best binkie for night night and his 8 hr required dry out time before he can be bonded
>let him make multiple calls to loved ones, he gets voicemails, he is only entitled to one
>When his pilled out lady friend calls from Bum Fuck No Servistan I let him talk as ling as he needs
>Book him fast as fuck so we can get him out the clothes and into the warm ones,
>I'm nothing but curteous and helpful, I'm thinking it's all good
>Me: "Alright man, just sign these papers here and we'll put her to bed."
>Him: "Mmhm. 'Ey, whurs my money?"
>Me:"Oh, it's right here sir, I counted it out in front of you remember, I got it sealed in an envelope, but here on the sheet (booking forms) it shows all you came in with, it's accounted for
>It was $25 goddamed dollars
>Him: The fuck it is, I had $300 dollars in my fucking jacket pocket, where the fuck is that?
cont.

>be meat cutter
>only journeyman grade cutter in my market
>I usually work the morning shift to get ahead on my cutting before customers come in
>that day my closing person calls me and tells me their grandmother had a stroke
>has to work the full 12 hour shift since the new kid doesn't know how to close
>I finish up my cutting and an hour before we close we start cleaning and sanitizing everything
>trying to show new dopey kid the ropes
>we put bleach on the cutting table and soap on the saw, we soak our knives in soap as well
>gets knock on door
>tells new kid to take care of it
>" I want this cut "
>new kid looks over at me
>" Sorry ma'am but we're closed for the night
>" You can cut this for me. "
>she puts the shank into the newbies hands
>" Ma'am I'm sorry but our cutting is done for the- "
>" Cut it or I report this to your manager. "
>" Ma'am I'm within company guidelines, I am not legally aloud to cut this for you, we have cleaning product on all of our knives and the saw. As well as the table "
>she takes the ham from the newbie and throws at me directly
>it didn't make it far
>we continue cleaning and the store manager comes to the back
>" Cut this ham for my sister or you're getting a
fat writeup. "
>" You realize what you're saying? Correct? "
>He says yes
>I rinse the saw and the bone-in blade per his instruction
>I cut it and give it back to her
>" You'll never be anything but a grocery store worker "
>tfw I make 22 an hour
>clean everything and get off
>call main office
>tell them what happened
>they call him and he admits he did it like a dumbass
>they fire him for forcing me to ignore health regulations and cutting schedules.
>she is also banned from our store for harassing an employee ( she did curse me afterall )

This happened like 5 days ago.

That's annoying as fuck, I have to think it was an old white bitch that wrote that, elderly white women are some nitpicking cunts

Ex-restaurant manager here.
Then you close @ 10:15.

Worked a few places that still had a wait at closing hours.
You can damn well believe we severed them all.

Closing time =/= time out.

>pet peeve of mine

Not personally a cashier, but last night I went to a Wendy's drive thru with my wife for the first time in maybe two years. Car before us was an obese black woman. The guy at the window used some flesh-colored tongs to grab her nuggets from the bin, and she insisted he used his fingers. When he explained that they were tongs, she started going on about how he could give her money back because she didn't appreciate his attitude. Held up the whole line to bitch at the guy for several minutes. The guy was so friendly on the intercom that my wife and I even mentioned it to each other as we pulled forward. Fattie said she would contact his manager, we saw his nametag said he was a manager. Like fuck, why make such a big deal about such little shit? Just wanna start drama and feel entitled I guess.

In work at a store that sells pet fish. The thing I most disk-like about customers is when they ask me stupid shit like "can I put this fish in the same tank as this other fish?" Why are you asking me that bitch butt I work here for a seasonal gig. Most of the time I am a full time stay at home dad who makes over a million dollars a year in investing. Yea, kids. It's not that hard to gain quickly from the financial market if you just have a little intellect.

hahahaha sweet fucking justice well done user

> Welding stuff in the factory
> welding is complete
> take off welding mask
> turn around to search for safety googles and safety helmet
> big boss of the factory is here , looking at me
> "why aren't you wearing your safety helmet and googles " ?
> mfw

Just read a book or something.

>Over a million dollars a year
Why the fuck do you work at a pet store part time if you make so much money then? You just really like fish?

>another day another house
>higher functioning house, clients are "assisted living"
>get some middle age cunt with purple hair from a low functioning house for my coworker
>she is used to being unchallenged at every beck and whim
>gets in fight with client because he wouldn't change to a show she wanted
>ordering client to room, client wants to know why, she refuses to say
>threatens to take away all privileges, client calls her a bitch and tells her to do it
>she tries to manhandle him to room, I laugh at the spectacle of a 200 pound chubby trying to manhandle a man twice her size
>I ask politely for client to go to room, he does and apologizes to me
>she gives me death stare
>she decides to get even by skipping dinner and not feeding clients
>i alert her to the fact its her turn to cook, she ignores me
>I document. Tell client she locked up to call ministry and tell them they havent fed you
>supervisor shows up, asks clients what
is going. All report bitch was a bitch and wouldnt listen to me
>never see purple hair again

>>earns million a year
>>works at a pet shop selling fish.

Cool story bro

Well Im actually just an unemployed college student who made all of that up. But you fell for it. You were lightly trolled by me friend. How does it feel as I carress your temple.

He gets his bait at a discount.

cont (Sorry I didn't pre type)
>Me: Whoa man, wait a second, you SAW me count it out for you, (Our Cameras did as well), and when I patted you down there was no money besides what you had in your wallet, Sir. I wouldn't lie to you.
>Him: Yeah well somethin the fuck happened to my goddamn money, that shit was for my son's birthday, you fucking understand that (he's getting geared up) So I want my goddamn money
>Me:Look Sir, I had nothing to do with that, all I can account for is what you came in with, I understand you're stressed but I can't do anything beyond what I have, it's possible it's in your car if you had it, so there isn't a need to get upset, so if you would please, just aign the papers and we'll let you get warm and go to bed
>Him: Look, now I ain't signing the goddam papers until I get my money
>Me: Alright man. We'll just put you up and try agian in the morning. Right this way
This was the beginning of the worst part, from here it's a blur

>makes millions of dollars from home
>works a shitty job he hates

>one is 70 years old and just can't do anything right. The other is a 19 year old nigress that screams about racism all the fucking time.

Thought you were talking about the people you were hired to work with and not your coworkers for a second.

HA

YOU MADE MY DAY. FUCK YOU!

I'm working in the precast factory. One of the top lads out there. Whenever I'm going to ask for a payrise this cuntish manager says shit like 'if you want more you need to show more' fucking hell I'm sweating ass everyday to get the job done and I know that I deserve more. But tell me lads how. How the fuck I can get more...

Funny you say that, my checking experience was almost the complete opposite.

I would always get tons of fat white rednecks, and I mean like they need the electric carts to pull their fatasses around a store so they don't die kind of fat. I just assumed they didn't talk a lot because that's extra calories they're using and they've got a fourth chin that isn't gonna grow itself.

I actually enjoyed the niggerer black customers, they'd usually chat me up and at least break the monotony of ringing up items. Maybe it's just my area but I love how ready most of the black folks are around here are to make new pals.

He obviously wants you to fuck his wife. Capture a rare Pepe and release it near where she works. Wait a few weeks and she will be ready. Make sure he finds out about"the deed"

This is definitely true, I've had some really chill black people come through my register, like they have actual personalities and joke around with me rather than just standing there waiting for me to bag up their shit.

I don't even...

It's a distraction so you don't see what they're stealing.

>learn the hood
>live in the hood

what you did there is all im seeing

Lmao I had this one black lady a few days ago buy a big ass purse, and our policy is to look inside of purses and backpacks and shit, so I do and there were two smaller purses stuffed inside

For many, many of the stories on here, I'm seeing a common theme.

Fat people suck.

Try being direct by saying "what exactly would I need to improve on in order to get a raise". If they can't give you an exact outline of what their expectations are of you and what would allow for a pay raise, then bring it up with HR if you have one or start looking for a better job.

>severed

were your specials served with an axe?

>Be me owner of a logistics company in california.
>Have a huge order from apple to put new info pamphlet in laptop boxes.
>So what has to happen is, we cut open the closed computer box by cutting what they call the medallion (sticker that hold tab closed) open the box and slide new info in remove old info.
>Apple rep there, brings box of cotton white gloves everyone must wear them no stains or smudges on boxes.
Ok have to hire 25 people immediately job will take 1 month.
>Have to get off my leather chair and make sure my managers don't hire complete retards.
>Hire a bunch of older Mexicans, 6 whites and 2 blacks.
>Mexicans are hard working don't stop for shit.
>One white guy constantly goes to the bathroom, have security check on him, he was doing a bunch of meth in the bathroom so let him go.
>1 hour into work 1 nigger tries to walk out with computer, he tried to toss it under the truck loading doors and he was gonna grab it later. Wait for him to finish work and he drives to the back where he grabs the laptop, have two cops waiting for him at the security exit.
>Other black nigger went to hide between boxes and tried to sleep all day.
>Camera caught him go in between the warehouse racks, stack a bunch of tv boxes (basically made a fort) and went to sleep.
>Had security knock boxes down and escorts him out.

A couple times.

Had to fire those waiters tho.

the only tging they understand is when you find another job and tell them to give you the raise or u quit. but u have to mean it

>Him: Dude, I ain't goin no goddam where, I know you got my money
>Me: Man, you have to chill out, I don't have it, you'll understand that in the morning when you're better, but I'm not gonna let you just get irate and make trouble out here, please chill out.
>Him: You putting me in a pod (he's done this before)
>Me : I can't right now, We have to let you chill out here tonight, if you don't bond out though, we'll put you back in there.
He's cuffed, I put my hand around the crook of his elbow and guide him to the tank, and he says
>Man I know you got that muhfukin money, and now you putting me in a ISO, fucking lying ass nigger
>I've heard it before, no big
>Him: Yo black ass got my money
Me: Nope.
We're at the door, I call the number
>Him:Maaan you can't put me with other people?
>Me: Nope.
>He walks in, I uncuff him, and he swings at me, just barely catches my chin, the little dude had a decent shot to him.
>I am beyond pissed. I rush him, pick him up slam him right on the floor, hard too, probably too hard but I got lucky he didn't break anything or hit his head
>Hes still fighting
>Spray him with Sabre Red
> Let him burn in the cell
> Assortment of "That nigger stole my money" and "Imma get you you niggeeeeer" all night. Music to my ears, really. I don't press charges, let bygones be bygones. Just another night in a county jail.

I was at target neanderthal saw this crackhead couple go in put two black handbags in there cart worth probably 60 bux each, then go to the return station and say they lost the receipt

>be me working at ice cream store
>be working with two other dudes who were still new
>V was alright but O sucked.
>since they were still new had them working the ice cream while i closed
>lots of people still in the store, wondering if they're handling it alright
>O comes to where im moping and asks
>"this guy said he wants 5 'single scoops' of whaetver"
>'single scoop' is your typical sing scoop of ice cream in cup or cone
>tell him to give the man what he wants, 5 individual scoops of ice cream.
>moments pass by
>V comes back and says that he's made me a single cone with 5 scoops of ice cream
>wtf
>tell V to intervene and put them in cups
>instead they decided to put all 5 scoops in one big cup.
>guy yells "fuck" really looud
>drop mop start washing hands
>guy is at full rage yelling a bunch of shit at both O and V
>now me
>most tables are full and there's still a line around him, all staring at him
>tell him to calm down
>reveals that he's a lawyer
>tell him that I didn't care what he was, I just want to give him his shit so he can leave
>he dodges towards the backdoor, yelling about knowing that he can find the numbers of everyone
>I block it before he does
>is a manlet
>tell him thats theres no way I'm going to let him back there cause the other guy has been sent off and i'm serving him now
>he stares at me
>tell him that he's actually embarrassing himself in front of his community (everyone knows everyone its creepy, not my town)
>he tears up
>says he just wants his ice cream
>i give him his 5, individual scoops of ice cream
>he's like yiiiis
>sell him 4
>tell him to get out and not come back
>he agreed
>told O that he's a fucking idiot and this might cost us our jobs.
>eventually it kinda did.

> social worker
> work with a Sup Forumstard
> he's 35+, no job, fat, ugly, smells like asshole, whines about literally everything, thinks he deserves all the welfare bucks, I reference him as "the man child" when talking to others about my job

yes Dustin I'm talking about you you fat stinky fuck

When any customer thinks they're special enough for a special order.

So it's time for HR apparently because he never said what exactly he wants me to improve and/or do better. Cheers mate

> boss says we have a new contract with a cinema
> gotta make some stainless steel cups to put above the light and reverb shit
> sure thing man, just buy the stainless steel it'll be done
> fast forward 1 month
> boss panicks because he didn't bought the steel
> "notmyproblemnigga.jpg"
> comes back later in the afternoon with twenty steel food bowls bought at aldi
> " just glue it above the lights guys "
> fucking gypsy

This really doesn't work, I've had employees do this and sure they get a raise, but I'm looking to replace them ASAP...

Damn dude. That is really fucking annoying. Although pepper spraying an annoying fuck is quite satisfying, I've done it myself.

niggers in general then?

Lmao did the finished job look decent or was it totally obvious?

im not talking about the mcdonald where u manage the night shift, im talking about the guy whos a skilled worker in a factory where training a replacement would take 6 - 12 months. i appreciate your patricipation though, chet.

>Work as a paramedic in pomona ca. If you don't know this place, walking in the wrong neighborhood will get you shot.
>Get a call to pick up a 13 year old that was stabbed by a know gang members that hangs out at shitty park.
>Dropping kid off sort very know him and his older brother.
>Older brother rides in ambulamps, can hear him tell younger brother that he know who did it and he's gonna get him back.
>Brother leaves in friends car as soon as we arrived at hospital.
>20 min later get a call to go check at same park for shooting victim.
>Show up and the gang member plus gf were both shot behind the head.
>Story goes that the older brother went back dressed in dark clothing snuck up behind them and shot them both point blank.

Sure, some take longer, for example, our CFO pulled the same shit, took me 4 months to replace him before I let him go, but he could have stayed on for years.

This is also a good advice because I know whenever someone wanted to quit they offered that person more money instantly. But I need to find some backup obviously.
This company don't want to lose experienced ppl so they will defo give a raise straight after leaving notice.

well it was above a really shining lamp so unless you wanted to burn your eyes you wouldn't have seen shit. felt a little dead inside when i finished gluing the thing tho

Yeah, I don't like doing it if I don't have to, but when I have to it's pretty great, and I like it better than going hands on, less room for them to sue me. What did you spray someone for, If I may ask?

I've dropped them right there. And anyone who got pissed and gave 2 weeks notice.
>You're gone now.

Yeah it sucked to scramble and get them replaced until I could hire someone new but fuck if I'm gonna be held hostage by some grunt.

Besides - you never could guarantee they'd work their notice out anyways or fuck up shit until they left, costing you $$$.

A CFO hired on as an "at will" employee? What the fuck country do you live in?

Yeah, you offer more to keep the person until you can get a replacement, only threaten to quit if you don't get payrise if you're willing for them to let you go, even if it's in 4 or 5 months time

oh boy i got so many. i fucking hate this decade so much its not even funny

>cashier at store
>like 75% of my customers come up to the register and say 'oh i wonder if theres any coupons', then pull out their phones and start google searching for coupons right there
>doesnt matter if theyve been standing in like for 10 minutes, they still wait till right when they get to the register to do it
>most of them have 3g or our store is a dead zone for cellphones, so they sit there for 5-10 minutes trying to load till i either kick them out of the line or have to dig through the trash to find some coupons to get them the fuck out of my store
>despite being a violation of store policy, i now keep the weeks coupons on my register to quick scan.
>my life is 100x easier
>still want to kill every one of these self entitled motherfuckers that literally dont give a flying fuck about the people waiting in line behind them


speaking of self entitlement

>live in area filled with armenian and phillipino immigrants
>2 cheapest races on the fucking planet
>the philipinos will make me price check every single item, and then try to use a million coupons for everything. they even sign up with 20 fake emails just to get more coupons sent to them
>the armenians are such shwindling jew fucks that they try to trick me into ringing them up 30 times so they can buy 1 item at a time and use their coupon over and over on every single item
>when i tell the armos i cant do that, they cause a scene almost every time throwing a temper tantrum because theyre not getting their way
>wishes turkey had finished the job eradicating their entire race

I serve tables at a restaurant and deliver food for my summer job op. I live this story almost everyday

thats why you cant be bluffing. if you srent worth on the market what youre demanding from your shitass cheapskate management who do not understand that the most important investment is the manpower, then you have no business trying to bluff for it. if you are, go get it somewhere else. the days of working athe same place for 40 years are long gone.

>Be me
>Come in at 2 alone to prep
>Other cooks come in at 4
>Close at 12
>Server seats 14 top walk in at 11:50
>Other cooks walk out
>I stay and cook for whole party alone
>Took a while but I fucking did it
>Finally lock doors at 2:15ish
>No tip
>Owner to me : "You're going to be over on your hours, take a day off."
>Take bottle of whiskey and didn't come in the next day
>Get called at 4:03 the next day
>"WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?! NOTHING IS PREPPED!
>Mfw I got fired for being a good employee

Kek closing time is fun ain't it

The filename is right but that is most definitely not the picture I posted. Wow.

>cashier at metro
>pride myself in packing the bags neatly
>older lady places week's worth of groceries on belt
>start ringing them up and bagging them
>old lady mutters "jesus... you're treating it like it's food..."
>be insanely confused
>"..sorry?"
>"most people usually toss it in there, it's nice to see someone taking care of it for once"

...I know it's little but c'mon, can people honestly not even compliment anymore without turning the sass to fucking 11?