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Coming down off the nova somewhere near the boiled egg that is the Royal Albert Hall, we watch Paul's sun crossed with John's star and hold ice cream hands. Someone slipped on a cassette as the one you wanted left with someone else but somehow it was cool because as the music filled the shadows, you heard a sound that was a million miles away from fakery and a step away from your heart.

Just like it always did, this sound puts the swagger back into your step, the rush into your blood, but somehow, and I don't know how, they had become deeper, wider, soulful, better at their craft, inspired by so many things like a world that is tilting who knows where and the applause they always knew was theirs but waited so impatiently to receive. Words cut you from all angles, backed up by a monumental sound that rises high, high and high to crash against your rocks and then changes, majestically and magically to soothe the wounds inside.

As you are dragged inside on this trip abandon, you hear a council estate singing its heart out, you hear the clink of loose change that is never enough to buy what you need, boredom and poverty, hours spent with a burnt out guitar, dirty pubs and cracked up pavements, violence and Iove, all rolled into one, and now all this.

At the end you flip over and start again because now you are not isolated. They have gone to work so that you can go home. High above the day turns pink and you feel your feet lift above the ground as new roads open up in front of you. In this town the jury is always rigged but the people know. They always know the truth. Believe. Belief. Beyond. Their morning glory.

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>tfw Blur is objectively better in every way

lads the boys are getting back together because of us

LIVE FOREVER

OR DIE OASIS

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How did these not make it into a record?

#Oasis2017WorldTour

Lets get this fire started

People that constantly mention Blur in Oasis threads to try and prove something

the Oasis vs Blur thing was a one-off contrived PR stunt. No one can argue who the bigger and better band were.

Roll With It was objectively one of Oasis worst singles. Country House was Blur's finest hour. Says it all

they were both shit compared to pulp

and they were shit as well

the one thing blur had was coxon

hugely underrated guitarist

IS IT MOOOOI IMAGINAYSHHHHHYUN

>he equates bigger with better
>he thinks Blur's high point was TGE and not Blur
How come all Oasis threads are full of completely ignorant degenerates like you?

Always had time for Coxon, as a guitarist myself. Apparently the drummer was a nice dude as well

Albarn and James were typical middle class hipster cunts

If you suffer from low testosterone then sure

NARDWHAR! NARDWHAR!

yeah he's superb, shame his career never really went anywhere after blur.

the gallaghers really admired him too, no doubt they would have offered him the role if it needed filling.

Alright alright enough about Blur:
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>Apparently the drummer was a nice dude as well

forgot this classic

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Why can't more frontmen be more like Liam? So sick of these sexless swaggerless frontmen without attitudes

go and listen to tyler the creator then

Kanye, but he's a genuine tosser

>Albarn and James were not working class tards writing mediocre songs for working class tards
>implies it's bad

You're all gay

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What is with this sudden Oasis fan-base coming from?

Not that I mind, I have only fond memories of "Don't Look Back in Anger".

Is this thread supposed to be ironic?

no, people genuinely like oasis believe it or not.

Yeah everyone collectively decided to "ironically" discuss a good band for once

We've always been here and we're tired of the blinding meming/shitposting/trolling about "hurr wonderwall acoustic pop one hit wonder xD" and other bollocks from Sup Forums

It's a thread where 30 year old imageboard users try to persuade us Oasis isn't shit, because it reminds them of the times when they were not a total failure.

apologies, making a death grips thread as we speak

>"""us"""

I hope Liam and Noel Gallagher get raped to death.

shout it out loud is just generic noel ballad #458762
pass me down the wine is just a bad song (by liam who else)
and angelchild simply didn't find it's place in any album
and this was a joke song mocking at blur

joke's on you, I'd been a total failure all my life kiddo

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because you aren't a total failure

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No I'm not. I just turned 18 anyway so there's still hope for me. You're 40 years ago remiscing about a time from before I was born, stuck in your parent's basement on Sup Forums.

Well, it's not for us.

wtf is this pseudo-intellectual faggot nonsense

truly, only an oasis fan could come up with this sort of trash

favorite oasis performance?

for me it's gmex 97 or live by the sea 95

Maine Road, not even close

I have different favorites for the different eras of each of the 3 OG tours though

>ywn be guigsy getting paid stupid money to tour the world with your mates playing 4 root notes

same for bonehead really

they really did have some shit musicians until white and archer came along

bonehead had a bigger role in keeping the group together than you would think. the supersonic documentary gave me a lot of respect for him.

even archer and bell and white were better musicians, the original lineup had a distinct character about them. just lads.

oasis lost everything that made them unique when bonehead and guigsy left

Wibley 2002

yeah I get that, and if they weren't tight noel would have kicked them out long before as he did their first drummer

I just think it's funny, DM and WTSMG sold like 30 million records with half the band lacking any kind of proper talent

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Yeah, the first 3 albums and The Masterplan all sold a good 50 million copies, while the final four studio albums sold roughly 15 million.

>half the band lacking any kind of proper talent
What do you mean proper talent?

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Are this and Where Did It All Go Wrong the only good tracks on this album

Go Let it Out and Fucking in the Bushes are tunes
WDIAGW is good, but that fucking autotune man.. come on Noel

>Go let it Out
>Roll It Over
>Who Feels Love

they had just enough talent to play chords and simplistic basslines in time. never mind mccarroll who could just about play a 4/4 beat. i'm not hating but that's the truth

compared to the likes of gem archer and alan white who are highly skilled professional musicians

daily reminder that oasis broke up because fuckass wanted to advertise his pants to their fans

>they had just enough talent to play chords and simplistic basslines in time
How is that not talented?
>compared to the likes of gem archer
Too busy for Oasis. Really ruined the vibe

God, fuck Pretty Green. I actually know a fucboi at college here in America who wears Pretty Green as well as Supreme, though he has no idea who Oasis are and only listens to soundcloud rap.

didn't say they weren't talented, but they were very limited. bonehead even said columbia was his favourite song to play because he only had to play 3 chords

it's no surprise gem took on all the lead and solo duties when he joined, he's a far better guitarist than even noel

>didn't say they weren't talented
Well you said "proper" talent, suggesting that a specific level is required. What is it and how do you measure it?

you think talent is a binary thing?

proper, real, highly. take your pick, you know what I meant.

what's his solo album going to be like?

there's one clip of him playing a new song, too bad some idiot decided to bang the table through half of it

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seems alright but im not expecting much

bigger than the beatles

Probably shit

Ian Brown is a better songwriter and lyricist than him, yet he made a handful of memorable tracks in two decades.

>mfw there's an unironical thread about high-school anthems band

There are threads about kpop and grimes too, la

Em, some G major variant, some D major variant, some A major variant, your a fucking nigger faggit Kike if you un-ronically liek Oasis

>you think talent is a binary thing?
Well you go on to clarify
>proper, real, highly
So yes.

Explain it.

O = Obnoxious
A = Assholes
S = "Sing"
I = Idiotic
S = Shit

we love Oasis on mu

who had "proper" talent, jimi hendrix or sid vicious?

both played instruments live in bands.

fuck you faggot niggers
oasis are boyband trash
music for little girls

95% of music is just some major/minor scale variant dude.

>2 years

>who had "proper" talent, jimi hendrix or sid vicious?
If you would explain "proper" talent, I would.

Fucked up your haiku a little, lad

fine you win

I redact my "proper" statement to "limited"

>we

Obviously by "we" we aren't including about the autistic NEETs

No its about 30% actually

what scales are they all using then? I only hear the major most of the time

Of popular music?

yes you huge plebs

Oasis are LITERALLY austititic manchild muzak

Guess you've never been in a Death Grips or KPOP or Kanye West thread?

madferit la

>implying Oasis isn't shit because there's other kinds of shit

What's shit about them?

if you even have to ask...

You made a claim. If you can't prove it, it's not true

You like Oasis. You're a faggot.

>simple, unimaginative music
>roughly the same shit for over 15 years
>devolving instead of evolving
>high-school tier lyrics not helping boring music
>gallaghers are utter scum as people

They do songs which everyone sings in their teens at some point. Praising them as actually good musicians is idiocy.

cheeky banter there lad

oasis is fucking biblical

Quote me where I said I liked Oasis
>simple, unimaginative music
How is this measured?
>roughly the same shit for over 15 years
Their albums generally sound very different, especially from one era to the next
>A band should evolve as I say it should!
Really?
>gallaghers are utter scum as people
Oh do you know them personally?

You're the one in high school if you're under the impression that many musicians widely praised as "actually good" don't tick every single one of those boxes.

>oasis is fucking biblical
Oasis is indeed very much like the Christian religion. A fantastically worthless thing that some annoying oldfags try to sell as great.

daily reminder that Columbia is the best Oasis song

Seriously… Fucking Oasis..? Let me guess, they ran out of money and reformed to make some easy bucks with shitty Beatles ripoffs.

>I don't like it, so it's worthless