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greentext plz.
preferebly involved fucking girls on drugs or wincest

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Hey my college

Moar her cunt is delicious

Alright OP I'm going to pre-type a story of mine that your gif actually reminded of, keep thread alive

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>be me
>hear sister and her friend laughing too much
>go in
>they're on drugs
>smh fam
>cannot have conversation since they are too drugged up
>go back later when sister is alone
>she is lying doing nothing on her bed being mellow
>try to wind her up about drugs but she mostly ignores me
>lean across grab her arm to talk to her
>she turns round slow and her face is next to my face
>she is high as fuck
>breath tastes like drugs
>she is smiling
>looking at my eyes
>decide to kiss her
>do it
>she starts laughing
>'what are you doing user?'
>get offended
>kiss her neck and touch boobs
>she is still laughing
>realise she is fucked up
>pull her lower half clothes off
>still doesn't seem to realise what's going on
>start fucking her
>she has closed eyes, seems to be going with it
>moaning sometimes, arms round my neck
>but hardly moving or doing anything
>come
>get out of there quick as fuck before she knows what's happening
>check back at night she's still half naked but asleep and seems fine

She never talked about it again but doesn't do drugs anymore at least at home

Right, so here's my story.

>be normal 17 year old circa 2012
>live in small town, not many nigg@s go to college
>get into scholarship program called Governor's honors
>get to spend a month at a university studying a subject of your choice
>the smartest kids in the state go here, its basically liberal nerd camp
>fast fwd 3 weeks into 4 week program
>asians here LOVE tall white guys
>they REALLY love tall white guys
>mfw two are insanely attracted to me
>we mess around but the program ends and we all split ways, or so I thought
>they invite me to their lakehouse for a weekend
>MY
>FUCKING
>FACE
>WHEN
>go there
>no parents, beautiful lake, and 7 giggily asian chicks, and then me
>they find chinese liquor
>we go swimming
>"wow user you have a really nice chest"
>weird but thank you
>we walk up the hill towards the lakehouse, like 4 of them are drunk as all hell
>"I like your chest better, you should show me"
>she was not as shy as she is sober
>she lifts her top to reveal the most beautiful teen breasts I've ever seen
>perfect nipples over her B cups and her perfect light caramel skin
>mygod.png
>we go upstairs and they all stay downstairs playing ping pong
>asians.webm
>she puts on a sweater and takes her swimming bottoms off to change
>I grab her ass and start kissing her
>she faces me
>holy shit her pussy is perfect
>I push her onto the bed and taste her clit
>this was the first time I ever actually craved the taste of pussy
>I start licking gently and applying more pressure and she responds well
>She pulls me up by my hair and starts making out with me

More?

>Drugs
>Wincest
Never has there been a thread more appropriate for this greentext.

Yes

Wincest and drugs? Boy do I have one for you! When I was but a lad, my dad started experimenting with meth! One day when he came home...

>Wincest thread in disguise
why tho

Continued
>we kiss for a few seconds and I take my shorts off
>neither of have condoms
>"I'm on the pill we're good"
>MY
>FUCKING
>FACE
>WHEN
>Have a HUGE creampie fetish
>She's on her back with her shirt lifted above her navel, under her perfect breasts
>she's bottomless and my dick rests on her pussy
>I can literally feel the heat on my head
>I fucking quiver with anticipation
>I rub my head over her clit for a moment
>deep_breaths.exe
>I slowly slide my head into the warmest, softest, most perfectly lubricated pussy I have ever had
>audibly moan and apparently her friends heard from the stairs
>I go all in until I lightly feel her cervix graze the head
>I start slowly pumping
>she grabs my hips and pulls me deeper into her
>we fuck like this for 5 mins, then I roll over and pull her on top of me
>she glides up and down for a solid 3 minutes and her thighs start to give out
>I'm already lucky I haven't come and I can feel I'm close
>she's too tired to ride so I pull her forward a bit and just pump the everloving fuck out of her
>neither of us care about the noise anymore
>I'm slamming balls deep in tight asian pussy and I can't even begin to count my blessings
>come hardert than the fist of an angry God
>she squeals a little more
>we clean up and play ping pong
>ffwd 1 week, her friend texts me and we exchange nudes and that was that.
>thats the story of how I met my chinese girlfriend of 3 years

your story is fucking fake and gay and you are underage

>be 10ish
>parents go on vacation
>send me to live at my grandma's house for a couple weeks
>14ish female cousin lives next door
>spend most of the time hanging around her and her female friend
>cousin seems to be massive bully, constantly groping her friend and shit
>locks me and her friend in the bathroom one day
>says she won't let us out until her friend sucks my dick
>get dick sucked by 14 year old girl while she's practically crying

Didn't really get much out of it at the time, but now it's one of my favorite memories.

>>says she won't let us out until her friend sucks my dick
>>get dick sucked by 14 year old girl while she's practically crying

>girls on drugs or wincest
> be 2010
> be 25, sis S be 23
> party at trashy house, but good music, weed and molly
> bump, grind, sweat, touch, kiss, it's basically a dance orgy
> notice buddy leading S to room, good for them
> 10 mins later he comes back out, motions me over
> "S is inside, go in there and don't say a fucking word, i'll make sure you won't get disturbed"
> get shoved inside, door slams shut
> S is naked and blindfolded, kneeling on a dirty matress, wrists tied to ankles with duct tape
> "i want to get fucked, now"
> instantboner.jpg, pull out, place on waiting lips
> want proof of that, grab shitty cell phone, take quick photo
> she rolls pretty hard, begs me to stop teasing and fuck her already
> push her over, keep fucking her eager mouth for a bit
> grab cell, this is it
> move between her legs, slip right in, im going to hell
> slowly pump in and out, tight, wet, warm, feelsogood, wont last long like this
> flip her over, dat ass, need another photo
> get rough, pull hair, smack ass, she gets off on it
> my hand is around her throat as i finish inside her, grunting like an animal
>
> it's slowly sinking in now, i just fucked my sister, holy shit, im so fucked, we are fucked, fuck
> quickly grab my shit, get dressed, pound against the locked door
> buddy opens, grins, enters room and closes the door
> party still going, nobody seems to have missed me, can i get away with this?
> turn around, sock on the door knob, im getting away with this
> years later sis still doesnt know

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Alright, I'll post a story.

>be me
>19 year old virgin
>I've had a few gfs but I never went all the way with any of them
>No luck over college either with a serious relationship
btw I use to be Mormon and go to BYU, so it was kind of expected
>Decide over the summer to call my first gf up and hang out with her.
>super qt3.14 now
>Half Asian half white with cup C tits
>She's turned into a huge party girl in Colorado, getting high and drunk almost everyday
>Continue hanging out with her for 2 months
>she's my best friend and I want her
Mormons can't drink but at this point I didn't fuckin care.
>ask her if she wants to get drunk wit me for my first time ever
>of course, user, I'd love to drink with you :)))
>steal a few beers from parents, she steals some vodka and gin.
>commence drinking
>get a snapchat from a friend
>get the brilliant idea to drive with her to his house completely shit faced.
>have fun with friends then go with her to IHOP.
>we start telling each other about our sexual experiences
>All of a sudden I say something along the lines of, "I think I'd like my first experience to be with you, I know what I want and I want you."
>she says that she'd like that.

Will be continued

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How do you know it's fake, nothing about it is gay, and nobody on here cares.

hey..... my neighbor!!!!!

I can also literally show pics from that weekend. I'm the one who wrote it, btw. I'll give evidence if enough people ask

Motherfucker that was a feels and a wincest

Pt 2
Also I'd rate her as maybe an 8/10? She has a really cute face and a nice body.
>We didn't do anything that night, because we didn't want to ruin our friendship, but after that everything was official open game.
>three days later
>She invites me over to her house, parents aren't home and she wants to get shitfaced with me
>oh fuck man, this could be it.
>Head over to her house, I've stolen maybe 6 shots of vodka and 6 shots of rum.
> I walk up to the door
> she opens it with super short shorts and a cut off.
>she gives me a slight smile and says come in.
>commence drinking.
>We're both having a really good time, We talk about music for a while, I show her a new song I've composed.
>Make sure before we get super drunk that she feels the same way that she did three days ago.
>says she hasn't changed her mind.
>Fuck yes.
>Chill on the couch watching Netflix
>to be continued
Sex in next part

Right? That fucking ending though. Theres a version floating around that has the pictures he posted too, the one i posted was just what i screencapped in the thread

pics nigger

>where the memes at

Do you have sounds on those ?

>claims to have pics and didnt start with em

ye sure you can m8 :^)

*may mays

Okay, fuck you. I'm showing pics from then inbound NIGGER.

also eat shit lmao I didn't want to SHOW pics of me and my girlfriend on Sup Forums so Imma edit faces out but you can google check all these I'm obviously the white guy

Pt 3
>Watching some dumb shit called Portlandia? It's her favorite show or something.
>Can't keep my eyes off her I want her so bad.
>Eventually just decide to go for it.
>move in close and brush up on her arm
>she looks at me
>eye contact established
>go for the kiss.
>kiss accepted
>make out session ensues.
>We make out for maybe 2 minutes before I shove a hand under her shirt and push up her bra
>her tits feel so fuckin good
>she moans a little and continues to kiss me.
>I shove a hand down her short shorts and fingering ensues.
>she wants me to eat her out.
>sounds good man
>pull off her short shorts and panties
>a bit disappointed, she doesn't have much of a clit for me to play with but pussy is pussy.
>go in hardcore,kissing along the belly and the thigh once or twice before tasting her
>tastes good man
>Keep at it for a few minutes before proceeding to tongue fuck her.
>she loves it, she clenches my head between her legs and runs one of her hands in my hair.
>I'm so fuckin horny.
>Tell her that my tongue is tired (it actually was) and begin another make out session, with her pussy rubbing against my groin.
>I want her so fuckin bad.

>do heroic dose of shrooms with qt3.14 flip gf
>fuck in outer space for 8 hours
>end up with cock like grated carrot next day
>no_ragretz.jpg

stop your fanasies dweeb

WHY do your Mormon parents have beer?

Stale pasta is stale.

I converted at 16, that's an entirely different story. Family is Methodist so they drink

>Be me
>Be 16
>Getting high in my room, just weed, nothing serious.
>Sister smells the smoke, barges in.
>Hardcore catholic family, she's totally shocked to see this
>Still wants to try it, lol
>I tell her to blow me.
>I'm totally joking, but she seems to think I meant "blow me and you can have some"
>She says she will, but I have to give her half of my current stash in exchange for one BJ.
>Lol, seems cool, I guess? Joke's on her, my "stash" consists mostly of what I'm smoking right now.
>She gives me a passable blowjob: starts out terribly, because she's a little catholic girl, (insert easy priest joke), but she gets better with practice and a few pointers from me.
>End up coming in her mouth.
>She gets annoyed, said she didn't say I could cum in her mouth, but whatever, pay up!
>I say no, lol, i aint giving her what's let of my weed, so she can just go fuck herself.
>She gets sad, angry, we're usually pretty good to each other.
>Says if I don't pay up she'll tell dad.
>Lol, nigga what?? You're gonna tell dad that I didn't give you my weed after you paid with a blowjob?
>She seems genuinely hurt that I used her and backed out of the deal.
>Feel like a dick.
>For a few minutes.
>Next day I pay up, we get high together, she gives me another BJ.
>Over the next week or so I get three more.
>After that we never have sex of any type again.

pic is some creepy fuckng girl, unrelated

>17
>sister is 18
>both are NEET all summer
>we sleep all day and vidya all night
>as soon as parents go to bed sister would strip down to her underwear, sometimes just panties
>claimed it was "too hot"
>would always come into my room between matches and rub against me and shit

Continued for about 4 or 5 years every break from college. She obviously wanted to the D, but I never made any moves. Kind of regret it.

wow abandoning your faith twice in such a short time, you should be ashamed.

What religion are you now? Did you join Defranco's Big Gay Religion ?

...

PROOF INBOUND
Here's the girl I slept with, and my current gf. She took this when she had my phone

you have a nice dick m8

>>the smartest kids in the state go here, its basically liberal nerd camp
>smartest kid
>liberal

pick one user

She also took this photo of me

true

...

>Picture of some downie and a chav wannabe
>PROOF YO

This proves literally nothing.

>be designated family cook
>cum in sister's food every day for like 10 years straight
>she still doesn't know that she's consumed gallons of my semen

...

flat face wok. not even a cute asian

best I could do considering this was summer of 2012 m8, oh well. I have pics of me and asian girls at a lake, it at least provides some credibility

>Be me
>15 minutes ago
>walk into bathroom with qtgf
>undress qtgf
>qtgf gets in the tub
>proceed to piss all over gf
>she thanks me
>Leave

yeah she got better around age 20, she lost her baby fat (I think thats the word in English), like the largeness of the cheeks I mean

Fake and gay

>it at least provides some credibility
It kinda doesn't. There are plenty of people who really were faking it that provided more "evidence" than you did. If that's all you got then thats all you got, but don't act like it means anything.

Ethan is that you

Holy shit, how did you know it was me?

Really? Fair enough it really isn't a big deal whether any anons believe me but I had no clue people would try hard to prove a hoax.

The chin and tanktop

I know right? My teen years were fuckin awesome.
Maybe i'll convert to Judiasm or Islam and bang some of their women.

>Tell her I want to go all the way
>She just keeps kissing me as she slides a hand down my jeans
>rubs up against my dick for a little before she takes my pants off
>commence rest of undressing
>She has a fine body, but not much of an ass unfortunately.
>meh don't care
>I struggled with the condom for a bit, I'd never tried to put one on before.
>Commence fucking
>She's pretty fucking tight
>I had a bad case of whiskey dick so it took me like 20 minutes before I came.
And we hooked up for the rest of the summer.
Tldr - got drunk with best friend and hooked up with her and continued to hook up with her.

>I had no clue people would try hard to prove a hoax.

i didnt realize this was a ylyl

>be 8
>finish eating dinner first
>sneak into sister's room and hide under her bed planning to scare her or something
>sister comes in and shuts door
>immediately takes off her clothes
>oh shit, she's going to be mad
>goes to her dresser
>pulls out something
>sits down in front of her computer
>starts licking it
>sticks it in her vagina
>looks at pictures of naked people on her computer while pounding herself with it
>eventually she makes a funny face while rocking back and forth
>pulls thing out of her vagina and licks it a few more times
>gets dressed and leaves room
>hear bathroom door open and cloth
>get out and run back to my room

First I was traumatized, then in a couple years I figured out what it was.

you left out how old she was

she was 7

I was 8 and she was older than me. Use your imagination.

jesus lol

74?

89?

>pulls thing out of her vagina and licks it a few more times

Why do all women do this? Are they all lesbians? I don't lick the cum off my hand after I masturbate.

>>>favorite memories.

I don't play use the Imagination game what was her age

She was exactly the minimum legal age in your country.

>>get dick sucked by 14 year old girl while she's practically crying
Hey, some people would pay for that, user, be glad you got it for free.

Heh, oh Utah. Sometimes I'm glad I live here.

>be me
>sister gets knocked up by black guy
>he disappears
>sister get pregnant horny
>asks me to fuck her
>get herpes

What were you expecting?

>grated carrot kektus

>we go upstairs and they all stay downstairs playing ping pong
>asians.webm

kek

Is STD cuckolding the new degeneracy?

Could be. After mom cucking, food cucking, and pet cucking, there's only so many places you can go.

>mom cuck
>food cuck
>PET CUCK

>racemixing and incest
Jesus christ, user. Just end your bloodline right now, please.

Naw Fam, Texas. :P I have a few Utah stories now though. But I'll save them for another thread.

no

>implying it is him
>implying the pictures literally don't have Sup Forums filenames

T-This

>be me in early 2000's
>girl
>is drunk
>I am drunk
>I am boy
>We kiss each other with each others nipples
>wake up
>mom in room
>nipples on moms nipples
>pee in my pants
>mom pregnant 6 months later
>Mine?

I want you to know... That actually hurt to read. Sincerely, fuck you.

>wait until sister takes shower
>steal panties from her laundry
>cum in them
>put them back
>next day
>sister barges into my room and throws cum encrusted panties at me
>tells me they're mine now

I-I think she's coming on to me.

My sides

Don't Forget...

>be me, at family nightclub in Brisbane. Had about 20 vodka redbulls cuz yes I'm that kinda cunt. Dancing n shit see this glorious blonde..talk dance hookup. She then asks me for coke.
>say nah don't do drug I get tested before fights.. She whispers in my ear I'll show you how to do it properly in the toilets.

>goto toilets with skinny hot blonde bitch (she was actually engaged) she did a line off my cock then rubbed some in her cunt and fucked like a champ.

>got invited to her wedding

>still see her now every few weeks