How easy is it to murder someone? Also share stories of how you did it thread

How easy is it to murder someone? Also share stories of how you did it thread

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The murder part is easy, it's getting away thats the hardish part, and thats not even hard these days

The problems with the blood and shit have all been solved.

Its easy to get away with it for a couple weeks but you'll get knocked eventually

FBI PLZ

Lel nice try FBI

How many murders come up unreported? Especially in rural areas. I'm curious

Dear B,

This is the murderer of the
2 teenagers last Christmass
at Lake Herman + the girl
on the 4th of July near
the golf course in Vallejo
To prove I killed them I
shall state some facts which
only I + the police know.
Christmass
1 Brand name of ammo
Super X
2 10 shots were fired
3 the boy was on his back
with his feet to the car
4 the girl was on her right
side feet to the west
4th July
1 girl was wearing paterned
slacks
2 The boy was also shot in
the knee.
3 Brand name of ammo was
western
OVER

>How easy is it to murder someone
Just stick something sharp and big into their heart/lungs/brain.

This isn't that hard dude

Captain Policeman, pls, don't troll

Super x 22 hollows are deadly as fuck

Just curious why did you kill them? Was it fun? Is it true you get an erection when you play God with someones life?

>only I + the police know.
Christmass
Not that hard to find the information out bud. nice try fagget.

People are almost always murdered by somebody close to them. Serial killers can get away with it for so long because they kill total strangers.

There is usually a personal motive to a murder. There are other people who would be able to name you as a suspect because there was drama leading up to whatever caused the murder.

If you want to get away with murder you pick total strangers and do it in an area away from where you live. Then as long as there are no witnesses there is nothing that would make you a suspect.

Whats the point unless its someone you don't like then?

Im not google, but probably a fucking ton

wtf Im not a serial killer, how do I get away with murdering someone I know

>Become close friends with them

>Learn the insides and outsides of them, like routines, favorite locations, etc etc

>Make sure no one sees you with the murder weapon, if that makes sense

>Or use cyanide or some shit

>Do it when least suspected, obviously when theyre not around anyone

>Make sure you have a reliable alibi

>Dont use your normal vehicle

>Only commit one crime at a time, for example, dont kill someone then race home, roll a stop sign or any stupid shit

>DO NOT DO DRUGS BEFORE YOU KILL THEM

>And remember, no face = no case

>And clean your tracks

Look at this edgy faggot pretending to be a serial killer

>No face no case
Yeah what is DNA evidence.
Do you even know what cyanide comes from? Its also a horrible choice of poison because its readily apparent post-mortem.

Enjoy continuing being 13 though

Not a serial killer, just simple facts.

I've been around people who have been caught up for murder, and they've done stupid shit i've listed. Name one place where that comment says im a serial killer?

Honestly, if you murder a totally random person who you have no connection to, cover up and leave no evidence, you could get away with it super easily

Be careful of dna. Wear gloves, shave your head, get a untouched suit. Leave no proof. Who is your objective?

Hence why I said "Or some shit" lol

>Yeah what is DNA evidence
Im talking about witnesses, if you're fucking killing someone, unless you're a dumbass you're gonna try your best to avoid leaving DNA

Thing is, its somone I know and I'd be garunteed ID'd with 6 other people. Hypothetically, how the fuck do I keep a smug look when the cops question me? Like I know they use scare tactics to get you to admit to it but how do I keep my thoughts calm and not look like I'm lying?

Pretend you are ill?

well first step, dont post it on Sup Forums without a god tier VPN Friendo

and a mac spoofer

Okay Mr. Zodiac sir

Thats the least of my worries, im at a library computer right now. If anything this aint my home IP

id say an unreported amount.

>libraries have cameras
you tard
you literally cant do it now, at least not for a while

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are you at least using a thumb drive loaded with a separate OS?

Not all do. I was on a library with shit pc on a rural area with friends and all they had was a movement sensor

It's called a lawyer, fucktard.

if you think any of that will stop people from catching you, you are a silly silly boy
think about it
wanna take the risk that im wrong? it is your life and anal cavity at stake, not mine

Not that I know of, I asked Sup Forums how to make a bomb out of fertilizer on this same library here a few months ago and I still havent been questioned.

We were alone and We played porn and they didnt notice it. It is againts the rules of course.

>admitting youve done this from the same library multiple times on an FBI thread
>Asking Sup Forums how to make bomb
>not just downloading the Anarchists cookbook

also
>implying that our country actually wants to stop terrorist activites

I would do a drive by shooting with a shotgun near a inerstate because you can just drive away on a inerstate.

cant take the cahnce of someone being a hero and chasing you down

>How easy is it to murder someone?

Now you can delet your thread.

You must be a legend

Holy shit and it was on live tv too. Bet he got found out

fucking toppest of keks

Never ever ever admit to anything OP. Never.

Cus you didnt do shit.

Right?
Right.

you should make it look like an accident
buy a pittbull and train it to attack people and one day when youre alone with your victim the pitbull attacks him "without any reason"
get 2 pitbulls, just to make sure

of course, I didn't commit any crimes.

Don't talk about it ever. Which you have already failed to do.

It's just how some people get off

Zodiac

Push from ship at night at sea, nobody knows.

>some people
We all want to murder a little user.

>get 2 pitbulls, just to make sure
my sides

>someone
let me guess its, you?

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twist ending:OP wants ideas to make himself look like a murder victim so people think he was worth killing in the first place and not a sad little faggot

ofcourse make my suicide look like a murder. Genius why haven't I thought of that before

your shit is lame. like 90's chain mail. fuck your chain posts.

oh fug

Oh noes my master plan of killing my employer for evading tax returns is a bust :o

If you want to get away with killing someone, do it in a shitty black city. Most murders go unsolved.

For example, in 2012 Detroit PD only solved 9% of its murders.

newsnet5.com/decodedc/how-many-unsolved-murders-are-there-its-greater-than-the-population-of-des-moines

Once that you've decided on a killing,
First you make a stone of your heart.
And if you find that your hands are still willing,
Then you can turn a murder into art.

There really isn't any need for bloodshed,
You just do it with a little more finesse.
If you can slip a tablet into someone's coffee,
Then it avoids an awful lot of mess.

Now if you have a taste for this experience
And you're flushed with your very first success,
Then you must try a twosome or a threesome
And you'll find your conscience bothers you much less

Because murder is like anything you take to
It's a habit-forming need for more and more.
You can bump off every member of your family
And anybody else you find along the way

Now you can join the ranks of the illustrious
In history's great dark hall of fame.
All our greatest killers were industrious
At least the ones that we all know by name.

But you can reach the top of your profession
If you become the leader of the land,
For murder is the sport of the elected,
And you don't need to lift a finger of your hand

Zodiac killer is that you?

Same question different, scenario. Lets just say someone who isn't me impregnated a college professor and really needs to get her out of the picture.

I like your style

how to kill someone (guide)

>get a weapon (gun, knife, whatever)
>Find a subject
>Smile
>Kill yourself you stupid faggot

Congratulations! you have successfully killed someone

Bat right on the belly. I aint paying for a abortion. Yeah, DIY!

Hello summerfag

This should help you op

OP?? Thread Bait/ IP Post Scan?

he can't be caught doing the baseball bat abortion and has no one wants to volunteer for him

Heartwarming

There are some pills that cause abortion.

cant use a day after pill when shes 6 months pregnant, unless theres something out there I dont know about

ha you're fucked faggot man up and take responsibility.

>a little

So Sup Forums

I'm a cannibal. I have my ways of supplying my own human meat and organs. Never actually killed anyone for it but want to try it since the meat will be more fresh and not frozen. Any tips?

>inb4 Hannibal wannabe

There is a pill that causes a natural like abortion. It is unsafe after 12 weeks, but possible. Searh on google abortion pills. You can probably get them on alpha bay on the deep web

nah dont feel like it tho

What does human taste like?

This bait is bigger than Titanic

Nice job proving that you are a newfag. It's the Zodiac

like freshly baked cookies, just like grandma used to make

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This thread is fucked

become a magician

Depends what part you're eating. The liver can vary a lot depending on how badly the person have been fucking up his body with alcohol and stuff like that. Same with lungs and smokers. Not a good combination. One of my favorites is the big muscle under the leg. Lots of meat, easy to season and prepare. Once had a friend over for dinner who thought it was lamb.

wat

I will tell you the story of how i became a murderer

>It is the 2000, 19 years old
>i live in a third world country in America, a pacific one, there's been only one serial killer through all of our history
>working as a salesman
>my dad was a carpenter, still had in my house all of his equipment
>my life was boring, no gf, friends and job wasnt bad
>but i was bored
>i enjoyed the occasional thrill of picking up a hooker
>One day i came across a crack whore, she couldnt be above 16, pick her up, paid her and took it to a black street
>fucked her, i asked her if a could do a little strangle play, as a crack habit she only thought of money
>she said yes
>got out of hand and accidentally kill her
>OHSHIT
>Drove to my house at 2am, there are no cops awake at this hour here
>took one ofe my fathers saw and chop her i 6 pieces
>next day i threw them at 4 different rivers
>at this moment i was felling great
>the boredom of my life went away
>the first news of the parts of the bodies start appering in the news
>It was a girl name Ivette 14 years old
>Since it was such a thrilling thing i did it with 3 more girls in the lapse of 1 year
>Police here was in diapers with DNA and that shit
>The only suspect there ever was, was a Med Student
>I stopped doing it because i got a coworker pregnant, couldnt bear to kill again
>Now 15 years have passed since my last murder, the case have prescribed

Dont eat the brains. Plz

yeah whats with the brains? I heard eating it makes you go crazy and shit. Is that true?

How to elucidate a difficult cold case : track this IP address. The end.

Wow

Yes, for example, the mad cow disease is a prion, witch locate in the brain.

1.Believing anything on Sup Forums
2. In a lot of countries past 10 years of the last crime, the case cant go to court

A muzzie tried mugging me a few years back in a shitty area of Paris and I stabbed him in the gut and left him there. Moved home a few weeks later as my school term was over. No idea what happened to him

nothing on google with key words, bullshit