What's the grossest thing you'll admit you do /b?

What's the grossest thing you'll admit you do /b?

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>i killed a woman in front of her children with 3 rolls of gold dollars

Masturbate with the same jizzrag every day...

I'm pretty much a normie when it comes to gross stuff, but since I live alone and it's all pipes I will pee in the shower.

I never clean my keyboard, there's like a 1cm layer of old skin underneath the keys

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Licked the shit off my friends underwear for 50 dollars

worth it?

I tasted shit for the rest of the night but yea.

I let a dude sit on my face for a dare

I snorted a line of someone else's vomit.

I use diapers for fun

prob jizzing on my own face

When I wake up in the middle of the night and I need to relieve myself. I'll piss in a cup I got from Taco Bell. I don't think that's super gross though.

>I don't think that's super gross though.

not if you never drink out of the cup.

Of course not.

i hold in my shit to the point that i need to silly-walk to the bathroom to not shit myself.
often this goes wrong

I think my blood tastes delicious, so I indulge whenever I'm mensturating. I scrape it off my tampons and eat it.
It kinda sucks that I have PCOS and only mensturate about every 40 or so days (although PMS is really shit so...meh.)

I like to workout for a while and get super sweaty. I'll sit for about 10 minutes and cool off and then I will cup my ballsack for a while. I like to smell my hand afterwards.

It's intoxicating.

lick my own blood too.
get hurt alot because idiot skater
winrar me

why

I do this too

I keep a garbage bag in my room for old food and shit, and I haven't cleaned it out in like 3 months.

Getting a boner to this... Holy shit, I really need to kill myself, before I do something worse...

>this
>partly my way of life

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I'm not a violent person but that pic makes me want to put on a hazmat suit and beat the fuck out of him for being so damned lazy. You too if that's how you live. Get your shit together you lazy fuckwad.

How does someone even live like that?

Bump

Used to be a heroin addict. Girlfriend was to. Saw a girl I used to go to high school she got into heroin to and needed a fix, I had some, said I would get her well if she fucked me. Fucked her on my girlfriends bed. No condom. She came on my dick a lot she was a squirter. Got her high, kicked her out. Girlfriend came home like 10 mins after she left. Fucked her without taking a shower in the same bed. So I mixed the other girls pussy juice in my current girlfriend cunt. She never found out.

I finger my cat when she's in heat...

jesus...

>Be Me
>16
>German
>Going to a New Years Eve Party at some Girl Friends home
> Bring some Punch bcs. bitches Love Punch
>Punch was like Pic Related
>Forget in the kitchen of host
>Get Drunk af with some fucking Vodka-Fruit- Mixed stuff.
>Eat Fruit Salad (Womans Party so this was the only fucking shit to eat)
>Remember the punch (some strong shit with Strawberries and Peach)
>Pick it up
>Needtopuke.jpg
>Puke into Punch
>Decide to carry it anyway because the Girls were exited for it
>Wow user, tastes Amazing! All those Small fruits and stuff
>Girls got Drunk
>Realized what i have done the next morning
>Went away
>Never spoke to them again

I've eaten a pigeons brain

Grossest thing I'll admit to is that I love smelling and hearing women fart. Especially when they're comfortable enough to do it directly in my face.

well.. for me its drugs &work that keep me from cleaning
sanitary is good tho. couple of stains but no biggie
howvr wouldnt invite a girl over, but that wont happen anytiem

having to enter loli threads to derail them with memes. I'm a changed man

>i peel off pieces of skin from me heel, the larger the piece the better. i then chew on it for a while

Two types of people in this world, people who piss in the shower and fucking liars

Good story if it's true. I don't know how they wouldn't be able to taste vom though.

Unfortunately it is. Well i think it was just all ths Vodka and fruits only that came out of me and they were already a bit drunk too. I am not sure if somebody noticed something strange, infact nobody ever told me and the punch was empty the next moring

I'd say you're doing her a favour

Pick my nose and eat the boogers

You and the person in the photo you shared are vile and putrid if you actually live this way. Please don't ever procreate, the world definitely doesn't need anymore filth like you in this world.

I have a dick rubbing fetish and I rub my dick on people's pillow

I think there's nothing wrong with living filthy, the kind of immunity you would have living like that... your offspring would be better off

>own a dildo with a suction cup feature
>attach it to my shower wall
>really high up
>like chest high
>smoke a ton of weed
>turn the lights off
>turn the shower on
>roleplay that I'm a girl who's getting molested by her onii-chan

I was at a party a while ago and some girl I had a crush on just took a shit, and I may have gone into the bathroom afterwards and sniffed inside the toilet.

Same

I like crunchy peanut butter

wena palacio

fucked a tuna sandwich once

This place isn't for you sicko

m or f?
either way
>hot

grossest thing i've ever done was become a furfag

I like wearing diapers and using them.

same

wow ive never felt this close to someone before. perhaps some day we can exchange pieces of skin

Uh, I fapped on a young girl's swimsuit once. I didn't cum on it, but it feels a bit too weird.

I'm a Trump supporter.

threw up a lot in my mouth / 10

fuck everyone in this thread you guys are so gross whats wrong wtih you!?!?%/

that image is literally heaven

In the end, all people are guilty of something. You just need to be open about it.

Tits or gtfo

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I secretly wanna fuck the bunny

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Kek @ No.

Jerked off a horse, let it cum all over me and then jerked off with his cum and rubbed it all over my nipples. 10/10, would do again.

Got hard typing that.

I jerck off watching girls puking

I like to sniff my shitty toilet paper after I wipe my asshole. Every time.

>Away from home for school
>Come back for a week
>Plan to meet up with ex
>She has a thing with her manager at jack in the box
>We go to jack in the box and she orders a shake
>Manager gets all pissed off because he recognizes me from facebook
>We leave drive off into the woods
>She chugs milkshake, it's strawberry
>Make her deepthroat my cock
>She vomits repeatedly like 5-6 times
>Weird combination of warm mouth and cold milkshake
>Smells like strawberries
>Cum the most intense orgasm while she is vomiting with my dick down her throat
>Clean of my dick with a towel
> Make her walk a mile home

Get ass naked, piss in my hands all over myself use the Piss ass lube stroke my cock cum in my hand, eat it then shit and eat that too, puke in a jar and put chicken in it and eat it like soup.

I shit in the shower. Use my hands to put it down the hole. Saves on buying toliet paper and my ass is always clean. Shits cash

i daily browse Sup Forums

Also I like the pee in condoms and jerk off with it while in the shower.

Not her, best bunny

fucking your mother

Pics

Kek

Taste my own
-Shit
-Dick
-Semen
not proud

I used to eat my own cum our put it on the side on my bed until my bed got infested with bed bugs. Didn't throw my bed away for a month embarrassed of the 1 year collected stains .Then my cum stain bed sat on the curb for a whole week till someone picked it up that wasn't the garbage man.

P.S. Still cum on tables and lick it up.

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sorry I only have pics of my bloody puss

Was waiting for that

Naa its fine

post it

i sucked my own cock when i was 16

nah i am cheating it was amazing

>Be me in a camp
>three days without pooping
> in the third day a big huge fucking shit is at the door of my anus screaming "I WANT TO BREAK FREE"
>The bathroom was too far away of the camp
>I go slowly, veeeeeery slowly
> I get to the bathroom and that's a girl there
>She screams and I shit my pants
> That pants was not mine, Its a friend's pants
>I wait she got off the bathrom
>There's a huge poop saying "hi" in my pants
>I clean my pants in the wall
>the wall is all brown and black with shit
>modernartdude.jpg

i came on my face

That's hot

When I was a child sometimes I used my finger to pull my shit out of my ass if it was too big and then clean my finger with the walls of the bathroom

But how?

I play with my hemorrhoids then smell my finger

>take a shit
>flush
>dip toilet paper in water
>use it to wipe
Is this weird? I only do it if I don't have wet wipes

I took home a warm cow pie and fucked it. It smelled like burger.

I dont change my sheet soften enough. Ones im using at the moment ive had on since november.

I like to wear baby diapers (ab/dl)
Pee in them
Wrap them arounddick while still warm
Squeeze
Fap
I literaly cum buckets

As a virgin I think that's how it really feels like to fuck a real pussy

i bend hard on a chair kinda pull myself with arms towards my cock mate it is hard but worth it

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