I want to start a Pokemon GO brothel. and by "Brothel" I mean a place where i could offer girls Pokemon in exchange for sex. My plan is going to be something like this.
>Place about 5-10 lures in my house, hopefully in a way that causes most of the Pokemon to spawn inside. Or at least in my gated backyard. >Put up a sign with my prices at the front door. I'll post the prices in a moment. >Hope for cute girls to come and accept my offers.
As for my pricing, here's what i'm thinking of. Feel free to suggest better prices if you think i should offer more or less.
I'd keep close watch of them before and after i'm finished. To make the sure they only catch the amount of Pokemon i offered. But the main thing i want to know is if anyone else has tried it? and if so, how many girls have you gotten so far? I want to make sure it's worth the money. Thanks for any feedback, Sup Forums.
Kayden King
Are you fucking stupid?
Luis Parker
Are you a retard? Just get a fucking hooker, nobody is going to fuck you for pokemon
Elijah Turner
>Pokemon in exchange for sex
Mason Kelly
Is this b8?
John Bell
You're a fucking loser
John Richardson
>I want to start a Pokemon GO brothel you have to be baiting
Juan Allen
/thread
Gavin Hernandez
Your ideas. Theyre shit.
This sounds like a good place to start a spiderman thread
Ryder Rogers
Or just screencap this shit for a cringe thread
Isaac Robinson
OP are you serious?
Hunter Watson
you don't even know how the lures work
Jayden Morris
I would but im on my phone while working. Someone else should.
Owen Cook
>has anyone else tried it
John Thomas
If you don't call your brothel ''Pokemon HO'', you're a fucking waste of space.
Cooper Scott
Nigga are you for real?
Nathaniel Howard
do you pay them with fucking pokemon cards??? do they fuck you longer depending on the rarity??
Adam Brown
Screencap this
Robert Price
Underrated kek
Charles Gomez
*gig
Connor Gomez
...
Gavin Young
(Short for giggle)
Grayson Butler
Shut up nigger
Brayden Morris
You... what ?
Dylan Walker
Someone screenshot this thread and put me in
William Carter
You can't trade Pokémon in Pokémon go, you dumb faggot.
Alexander Cruz
/r/Sup Forums here we come!
Joseph Moore
Read the whole thing you moron
Ethan White
You don't even know how the game works.
I can only assume you're a 60 year old who wants young children to come to his house so you can diddle them.
Tyler Roberts
B8 or not, this is one of, if not the most autistic thing I have ever wasted my time reading.
