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Chose your wish carefully,
It can drive you to horrible consequences

Wish I had telekinesis...

I wish to have the body I desire

Simpsons did it

You will have constantly brutal headaches

I wish i could make my wish without any consequences

Granted, but when you change form you will experience the most horrible pain

Fake

What if your body is already dsired by another? Do you need a scooter to shop or something?

this is easy

all these wishes end up ironically robbing you of the thing you desire, or giving you the opposite

so: "i wish to be poor"
" i wish to be ugly"

etc.

I wish that all of the wishes in this thread, except for this one, do not come true.

/thread

I wish OP weren't such a faggot.

I'd wish for a stick with a nail through it.

Dis nigger

my wish would be for OP of this thread, to live stream him killing himself with a live toaster inside a bathtub filled with water.

I wish OP wasn't a faggot

>fucks your mom

I Wish i have friends

Granted. But now you are forever banned from wishing in a wish thread.

I wish my best friend throughout high school beat cancer instead of dying...

>fucks all of your female friends, including gf

good, faggot.

Everyone is ur friend on Sup Forums, newfriend.

wait, but will people know I have changed, or will they not notice

I wish I could have a good personality, pretty, sexy, gf

Granted. You are now one of the many brave souls kind enough to turn their home into a half-way house for recently released criminals.

>your female friends, including gf
I have none of those, you're still a faggot

I wish OP was a faggot, hey look it came true. heheheh

as a sidenote, the monkey's paw story is based on a short story called "the bottle imp". which is actually really cool, go read it.

Granted. However, the relationship lasts only 3 days when she realizes how much better she can do than you.

When will this happen?

also when will it happen

i wish for silver age supermans powers

I wish I wasn't depressed

i wish that everyone else's wishes are consequence free

Lots of dollah dollah bills yall

Wish I could walk

if this is canonical to the monkey paw story asking for this means your son dies in a work accident and you get paid a lot by them because of it.

good one
you will have your brain zapped till you reach the intel of a potato
but you will be happy even when you shit yourself

I wish.. I could have the perfect gf,no matter how, she could be cute & shy sometimes, obviusly not a sex maniac, she could get me to met her parents someday, i could cook something for her, she would be my best girl, i would never be alone again

Suicide.

I wish that magic would immediately cease to exist.

I wish she liked me

Immortality. Do your worst

Magic ceases to exist, no curse is able to perpetuate beyond the implementation of the wish.

Side effects are:
Marxist theories
No creativity
Narcissism
Cynicism (the bad one)
No free will
Etc etc

I wish I had a reason to live

...

Granted, but you already used up your wish so it's useless

>Granted
>All friends are robots

You never find it

i wanna shit money

i wish for infinite wishes .Duh

Batman will kill u

I prefer Nietzsche to Marx. Communism is impractical in the face of human nature and the predilection of man to seek opportunity where weakness is perceived. Marxism only works if EVERYBODY is a Marxist. All it takes is one Stalin to bring Communism to its knees.

You get immortality, it will always end in torturous existence

I wish the wish i am about to make dosent have any secondary effects and it lasts forever, since i have finished the wish the introduction and rules to the wish work aswell, so on, i wish i become the best at everything i do.

I wish I knew binary code

I wish I wouldn't wake up tomorrow.

See? The wish was actually granted

...

All your wishes will cause horrible consequences

I want to know the answer to everything

I wish to stop being so unlucky

I wish I had perfect charisma

"Do you need a scooter to shop..."
Thanks for the chuckle

Granted, but some of them will make you feel bad & you'll lose your hopes in humanity

I wish that i were the worlds best singer

You will be right in everything, so you will predict death

If we knew each other outside the cyberspace I could (maybe) help.

Do you feel how non-practical it is?

Granted mr. Justin bieber

I wish my cousin would let me bone her. (Checkmate faggot hand, lets see there be ironic consequences for that)

Top kek

2 wishes retard

I wish that my anxiety and stress would go away

Not OP but she gets pregnant and has inbred baby which she keeps and you have to raise as she dies in childbirth

Get schizophrenia

Stressfull posting gore?
That is unique

You'll be chill everytime, one day you will die in your sleep, like your mother did that day

She lets you shove an actual bone inside her but nothing else

Thats not ironic though.

I wish I had unlimited wishes with no negative side-affects.

I wish that op find happiness

Ohh, and he ruins the party.

Granted, but i can't do anything with your hands

Wish I was a beatiful woman.

I want to be the very best. Like no one ever was

...

To negate all negative effects
Check, m8

i wish i had 10 billion dollars

You cant wish unless you are naked in space

No worries

Dat got the unlimited wishes nigguh

Granted, but he. Till a faggot

Rape

Who says I'm not already.

It's cold here, and my dick has shriveled., So I could do with those wishes.

I wish I lost 40 pounds before school starts. :)

i wish i was zero

I just wish me and my ex could get along. See eye to eye about what happened and understand...if she apologized I'd accept it if it was truthful and from the heart..

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