If your country was sorted into a Hogwarts house, which would it be

If your country was sorted into a Hogwarts house, which would it be

Britain would obviously be Gryffindor

His country gave birth to the author of one of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

Slytherin

Brazil is definitely Hufflepuff

hufflepoof

ravenclaw = Reddit: the house

Slytherin because in a real world friendship faggotry doesn't work.

>tfw to intelligent too not be ravenclaw

Slytherin
Always the same flag with this copypaste.

tips fedora*

And uk is definitely ravenclaw

>the UK is smart

thanks

> the uk is a shitty nerd
Ayy lmao
Reminder that hufflepuff never had an evil wizard

i dont have the hat that talks, how would i know

Slytherin obviously.

Debates and banter are fun and all, but why not just ring up Ms Rowling and ask?
She can't have gone far...
En Gland is a pretty small place, after all.

alri neville

i feel like we should be hufflefag

Ravenclaw, I suppose.

Canada is a prime example of Hufflepuff

hufflepuff without a doubt

polan would be gryffindor

czechia ravenclaw

austria slytherin

slovakia would be hagrid

Gryffindor, all Anglo's are Gryffindor

Finland is more hufflepuff than Canada tbqh.

Found this, interesting.

We're definitely Ravenclaw

gryf - strong countries
slyth - evil countries
huff - reddit countries
raven - smart countries

Anglos are the Weasley family then?

>Pacific Institute of Magic
>Bolivia
>Paraguay
What a joke. shitty map -1/10

>smart countries
>Australia
>Poland

Gryffindor of course

BRIC union ftw.

ravenclaw posters all have wit, without those four (well three let's be honest) Sup Forums would just be a bunch of americans wanking each other off while euros talk about boring shit and comparing bread recipes

>in one school with bosnia and ukraine

not in the german school

fuck rowling and her fanboys, hungary is central yurop and rowling is just a niggerloving liberl shillbitch

The map seems to be fanmade desu.

There is way less schools.

I don't think Spurdo and cuckposting count as wit

Poland definitely fits Gryffindor better in character than Ravenclaw.

Agreed. They're Neville to America's Harry.

Still, it's wittier than whatever you Pajeets could do.

>comes from an honorable family
>tragic backstory
>thought of as kind of a doofus
>turns out to be a real badass

seems about right

Neville was in hufflepuff

nope, he was in Gryffindor

Anglos:
America - Gryffindor
Britain - Slytherin
Canada - Ravenclaw
Australia/New Zealand - Hufflepuff

You know it to be true

Italy is the true representation of Slytherin

what difference is there between Canada and America?

Very different philosophies

No dude.

Poland is hufflepuff

Good but incompetent

nah, Poland definitely fits Gryffindor better