Prove you're white, Sup Forums

Prove you're white, Sup Forums.

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I'm polite to strangers.

I'm not

I have a pickle jar right next to me

car is paid for

I put mayonnaise on sandwiches.

I celebrate father's day

I don't use washcloths

I like icefishing, black metal and skiing.

I played gold today and my name isn't Tiger.

I know my father

I have never been arrested.

i just jerked off to this,

youtube.com/watch?v=7oqsc6ahHVI

I don't get shot by cops

All 6 of my felonies were nonviolent

OJ Did It.

I wear a fanny pack and khakis every day

I didn't do anything

I'm pure of blood

i had a child at 19 and my now wife was 17.
we now have a 9 and 4 year old and we are married.
so white....

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I own a car, have money in my bank account and people owe me money but never the other way around

I can track my family back to 17th century

I claim superiority but havent done anything to warrant it.

Me too. I'm a descendant of Thomas Hawley, in fact.

>Be black
>Work in customer service

Gonna need better proof, mate.

I can go back as far as 1623 (Yes, it's exactly what you think it is)

>Car is also paid for
Granted, it's a 6k (then) grand prix and I'm a broke college student.

>Confirmed black

You guys check out.

my nigger detector just went off

All lives matter.

He said prove you're white, not prove you're white trash.

Nice

Sometimes all it takes to be superior is to not be a complete piece of shit.

If you're really superior you don't go around saying it. Unless you're a douche bag,

When did this become a "prove you're a liberal" thread?

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my ancestors invented literally errything of any value in the modern world

I sing along to this song every time I hear it.

youtu.be/vAOVRkSCWmg

Black lives matter

Let's see your hands.

I bought a gun today and wasn't arrested on the spot

I have wet dreams about fucking my sis

I got a bad sunburn today

No they don't.

Because I know the man in OP's picture is Ryan Reynolds

I never get speeding tickets

I never get arrested when I commit a crime

I get high paying jobs just because of my skin color

My gf's name is Dakota

I can dance... just kidding.

I play racquetball, golf, disc golf, also enjoy a glass of fine red wine to go with a home cooked supper with my completely average graded children and my beautiful wife of 23 years.

I work 40 hours a week

This guy is 100% white

I drive a prius

I live in Midland, Michigan. A city that is 99.5% white and like .05% black.

My favorite show is How I Met Your Mother and I like frozen yogurt stands...

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This

jimmy crack corn and i don't care

Hand looks kinda dark.

I don't know why anyone would want to wear a do rag, or how to wear one. Did I spell do rag right?

I have a little dick

Pepe is a funny me me

I'M OBSESSED WITH BLACK COCK.

I don't take any government welfare

My dads in the living room.

SO YOU'RE A CHINK?

WHITES USE UP MORE WELFARE THAN ANY OTHER RACE YOU DUMB FUCK..BUT YOU KNOW THAT,

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FUCKING YOUR SISTER? YEP, YOU ARE WHITE

I smell like wet dog and my dad is also my uncle

I love mayo

i pay my bills on time

I TALK SHIT ABOUT NIGGERS ONLINE BUT WHEN I AM FACE TO FACE WITH ONE I OFFER A BLOW JOB "JUST IN CASE".

Nigga please.

ITT:Little dick white bois

I enjoy reading Hemingway and drinking scotch that is old enough to legally fuck.

SURE WHITE BOY. THE ONLY SCOTCH YOU DRINK IS WHEN YOUR DAD PISSES IN YOUR MOUTH.

I regularly fap to white girls having sex with big black cocks.

Got pulled over by a police officer last week for speeding.

Used my secret white privelage powers and cast a magic spell using the magic words
"Yes sir"
"Sorry sir"
"No sir i wont speed again."
And after giving me the written warning, saying "thank you sir"

I work in finance

I live in the non swedistan parts of Sweden

I only post dubs

I saw journey in concert

Obama was not the one and only time ill ever vote.

Ooooookkkkaaayyyyyy

I like quinoa.

Shoooooped!!!

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I love Mexicans, hahaha, hola mis amigos I like tacos tambien

I'm a big mountain skier.

reported

I'm typing this on a 125 dollar keyboard I paid for at Best Buy

What about peanut butter?

I regularly eat my wife's crusted creampies when she comes home and hope my daughter brings in a black guy so I can fap to the thought of her getting blacked.

post more of the wife

I'm a complete asshole

So do black kids. Here is proof.

No shit, Daquan.

would a black person get trips?

I made a podcast. It was wildly unsuccessful, but I still plan on making more for some reason.

youtube.com/watch?v=uWfCtDvbYhg

Fuck off, Mexico.

Proof I'm white: I shop at hot topic

I smoked a joint with a cop.

that just means you're middle-class

i am argentino

I speak proper english.