this fucker crawled right next to me while I was chilling in my bed, I freaked out and put him in a 5 gallon bucket (its pink inside) if anyone could tell me what exactly it is that would be great, obviously its a beetle but still. do you think there's more of them in my room? are they dangerous or just spooky looking.
Also dubs decided what do, nothing involving genitalia, snorting, or stuff like that
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come on somebody try :/
It's just a garden beetle. There's probably more around, like out in the yard, but they tend not to come indoors or anything. If you're worried about an infestation, don't worry about it. Most likely, it was just attracted to the light.
Quit being a pussy. Take it out and put it in your garden.
Give it a sipp of bleach
Set it a blaze
RROL
Take a wire that plugs into the wall. Cut the protective covers, check for a current. Shock beetle to death, record it.
>Take a wire that plugs into the wall. Cut the protective covers, check for a current. Shock beetle to death, record it.
Take a wire that plugs into the wall. Cut the protective covers, check for a current. Shock beetle to death, record it.
Take a wire that plugs into the wall. Cut the protective covers, check for a current. Shock beetle to death, record it.
Take a wire that plugs into the wall. Cut the protective covers, check for a current. Shock beetle to death, record it
Take a wire that plugs into the wall. Cut the protective covers, check for a current. Shock beetle to death, record it.
I WANT THIS, I WONT STOP
Take a wire that plugs into the wall. Cut the protective covers, check for a current. Shock beetle to death, record it.
I WILL GET DUBS EVENTUALLY
Take a wire that plugs into the wall. Cut the protective covers, check for a current. Shock beetle to death, record it.
EVENTUALLY
Take a wire that plugs into the wall. Cut the protective covers, check for a current. Shock beetle to death, record it.
IT CANT BE THIS HARD
I'm a little scared of shocking myself :/
drown it in cum
cum on it
Take a wire that plugs into the wall. Cut the protective covers, check for a current. Shock beetle to death, record it.
DEATH TO THE INFIDELS
Take a wire that plugs into the wall. Cut the protective covers, check for a current. Shock beetle to death, record it.
reroll
Take a wire that plugs into the wall. Cut the protective covers, check for a current. Shock beetle to death, record it.
YOU'LL BE FINEEE
Take a wire that plugs into the wall. Cut the protective covers, check for a current. Shock beetle to death, record it.
Shock the beetle in the manner described by above posts until it is dead
Take a wire that plugs into the wall. Cut the protective covers, check for a current. Shock beetle to death, record it.
HOW THE FUCK HAVEN'T I GOTTEN DUBS BY NOW
rubber gloves if ye can
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Take a wire that plugs into the wall. Cut the protective covers, check for a current. Shock beetle to death, record it.
FUUUUUUCK
Fuck this edgy cunt Let it go outside.
Use lysol on it after shocking it
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rerolling
Let it go
Take a wire that plugs into the wall. Cut the protective covers, check for a current. Shock beetle to death, record it.
IM GETTING SICK OF CAPTCHA
Crush and eat it. film the process
Let it go
Take a wire that plugs into the wall. Cut the protective covers, check for a current. Shock beetle to death, record it.
FUCK THIS GOODY 2 SHITS
That took long enough
Good luck OP
WinRar
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Let it go.
YOUVE GOTTA BE SHITTING ME
>never said how to prepare it after being crushed
one second i gotta make a grilled cheese
mfw you dont know what a fucking cockroach is
I walk into this thread, slam my cock on the keyboard, and pump out dubs like a champ
Take a wire that plugs into the wall. Cut the protective covers, check for a current. Shock beetle to death, record it.
NEITHER OF THOSE DUBS ARE ACCEPTABLE REQUESTS
Said you have to film the process
1.put it in a blender
2.add little bit a water
3.blitz till its all liquid
4.inject
Teach me your ways
Lots of vicodin
inb4 catches HIV
will post to YouTube, KEEP THIS THREAD ACTIVE
Take a wire that plugs into the wall. Cut the protective covers, check for a current. Shock beetle to death, record it.
FUCCC THE STOREFRONTS
bumpty bump bump bump
Thats a roach
Take a wire that plugs into the wall. Cut the protective covers, check for a current. Shock beetle to death, record it.
ABANDON THREAD
Take a wire that plugs into the wall. Cut the protective covers, check for a current. Shock beetle to death, record it.
Take a wire that plugs into the wall. Cut the protective covers, check for a current. Shock beetle to death, record it.
IM ACTUALLY SHOCKED THAT IVE YET TO GET DUBS
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Take a wire that plugs into the wall. Cut the protective covers, check for a current. Shock beetle to death, record it.
No.
It's a beetle.
SO FUCKING CLOSE
Take a wire that plugs into the wall. Cut the protective covers, check for a current. Shock beetle to death, record it.
Take a wire that plugs into the wall. Cut the protective covers, check for a current. Shock beetle to death, record it.
Fuck you mr.fuck buckles
Drown it in muriatic acid!
keep thread alive
Take a wire that plugs into the wall. Cut the protective covers, check for a current. Shock beetle to death, record it.
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>Take a wire that plugs into the wall. Cut the protective covers, check for a current. Shock beetle to death, record it.
Check my dubs.
this
Take a wire that plugs into the wall. Cut the protective covers, check for a current. Shock beetle to death, record it.
You will hence forth be known as singles man
Take a wire that plugs into the wall. Cut the protective covers, check for a current. Insert into urethra.
Take a wire that plugs into the wall. Cut the protective covers, check for a current. Shock beetle to death, record it.
YOU TRIED YOUR BEST
Why the fuck do you have such a nasty ass bucket in the same room in which you sleep?
Find another bug for it to fight.
FUCKING YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
BLESS YOU
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WE HAVE OUR DUBS WE NEED TRIPS FOR THE LECI IN WATER
> nothing involving genitalia, snorting, or stuff like that
this also implies eating.
OP, don't do what the original dubs said. Bring the bucket outside and just let it go. It's that easy. It's life consciousness, just like you. Don't unnecessarily end another's. Just let it go outside.
God Bless America
oh shit nigga
dont be a bitch
double dubs
First part is right, last part is gay and stupid, kill yourself.
Find another bug for it to fight
I love you
Find another bug for it to fight.
palo verde beetle
youre in the southwest?
OP DO IT
FIRST DUBS BROKE THE RULES
imagine how scared you'd honestly be if right now, someone stood before you with a gun, threatening to kill you. you would be terrified and likely pleading. admit it. behind Sup Forums, you are the same kind of bitch as anyone else. you know that's 100% true, too.
>palo verde beetle
Don't those things fly? Op should hurry
Op is a faggit
Except I /care/ about myself and not about a fucking Beetle, kill yourself, please stream it also.
yes they do, but theyre pretty harmless unless you go around fucking with it.
itll be dead in a month if OP doesnt kill it first
these fuckers are everywhere in the SW right now
Abandoning thread soon
He should hurry the fuck up and shock the bastard then
He should hurry the fuck up and shock the bastard then.
geez, when did Sup Forums turn into tumblr. kill yourself you pathetic fuck, get the fuck out of here, you don't belong in Sup Forums