hey Sup Forumsros I want to get fired from my job. Anyone wanna help?
Hey Sup Forumsros I want to get fired from my job. Anyone wanna help?
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where do ya work, Sup Forumsro?
Taco Bell sadly
can you or can you not replace any of the ingredients with mashed cockroach?
Nope. This place is cleaner than all hell
dubs say kill a man
damn
No call/no show - turn off your phone for a couple days or just ignore the calls. Come in on payday and get your check with minimal words.
Alternatively you could give me your first name and store phone and/or bosses phone number and I can make a call to get you fired.
Might figure out a way to record the phone call and upload it.
Tell a fat customer that you won't serve them because you feel that by not giving them food you're doing them a favor. If you get a warning just do it again.
They all want to. Just pretend like you don't want to get fired or die on the job and they'll come to your rescue.
You're a real her, Eliot.
Any helpful info? I'd he married? Kids?
Hero*
No clue
Wait, he's a French speaking African
There you go OP.
Goddamnit.
But he's fluent with English. Also thanks brah. Now I have a good story to tell as well
Keep us up to date if he replies
Here is what you do
>Buy a shit ton of hot sauce packets, 50-60 should do
>Shove them into your ass, lube up if you need
>Acquire a pair of pants that can be torn off in a second, Acting stores could be good here
>Go to work with payload and pants on
>Take about half sauce out of bucket/whatever it is stored in
>Hopefully the sauce runs low about halfway through rush hour
>Wait for complaints
>First guy to come up and say "There is little/no sauce left" if the signal.
>Jump onto counter
>Throw away pants
>Shit all the sauce packets into the bucket, followed by a nice liquid mess of shit
>inform them that some of them ripped.
>???????
>profit
And if the customer requests your shit for sauce?
Will do. Thread pinned.
Gotcha
What would you say if u had his first name and where he works and the number?
I already sent a text dickwad, check above. If there's a store to call I'll do that shit, too.
Any other ballsy people wanna text this dude?
Why not
instagram.com
>gives out name
>gives out manager information
>gives out 402 area
get doxxed fucker
wtf is that
elliot rager
HUURRRRR I FOUND A PRIVATE INSTAGRAM DOXXING LEL LEL LEL 4CHANS
Faggot.
Just a mosquito bite on my thigh
it's healthy
ikr. all we can tell is his name and know hes a cringlord metalhead
BUT WHY THE RED DOTS AND GENERAL HAIRLESSNESS ALL OVER MY BODY, DOC?!
>being this Butthurt
go back to tumblr you cunt
fap more
Now hold on bud we need the managers opinion your health
I don't get it. Is OP trying to get a personal army?
>Assuming I'm OP
no he just wants attention
>implying that I assumed you're op
>getting so mad you have to start making shit up
He's trying to get fired in an interesting way. At this point I think OP is regretting making this thread kek
>he
you
I'm to OP
>Implying I'm panicking
>implying that I was implying you were panicking
>being Butthurt and making shit up
Op wants a tranny post?
break it up you 2
>Implying of implying implications
>getting so Butthurt you try to turn this into a comedic piece
Let my imply that we are going down a quite a deep rabbit hole with your implication of an implication of implications
Fuck that, join in. One of four available holes is being used, join and make it five available. ;)
>you getting so butthurt you get mad at a comedic post
have fun in the pokie faggot
kys
>you getting so butthurt you get mad at a comedic post...
>implying I was mad at the comedy
>
famesag
Well you're trolling soooo....
>implying I'm trolling
>let the ass hurt flow through you
I'm not implying, straight up accusing.
all the morons in this thread not realising this is a PA request... haven't you summer chucklefucks read the rules? fucking retarded...
gtfoutta here with your pocket monster mobile maymays
what was the posht
...
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My sides
Put it in me, baby.
phone number... people are too fucking dumb to realise when they're being played. Then again, suits the rest of humanity that they end up here, I suppose.