Confess....Confess....Confess

Confess....Confess....Confess

Confess your darkest secrets. Something no one knows. What's the most fucked up secret you have?.

No holding back.

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I still play Skyrim...

One time I was masturbating and my cat was there and I jizzed on my cat.

She licked it off.

wtf bro?

Only dumb fuckin' FAGGOTS play that game!!!! FUCK YOU NIGGER APE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I put things in my butt

Once, a long time ago, I had consensual sex with my wife in the missionary position solely for the purposes of reproduction.

you should have never been born. seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you.

I want to an hero but am too much of a pussy

the horror D:

I stole from my place of work. I'm not sure why. Still plead innocent to this day.

A cat I used to have used to slobber all the time. At the time 13 yr old me thought it was a good idea to have her lick my dick and slobber all over it.

It didn't feel good

I want to preserve the white culture and race for the future white children, and I'm not white.

Majority see's this as dark, I disagree.

I did too, but I was 14 and it was a pack of mentos from a supermarket. I feel approximately zero guilt.

i've played wow for almost 10 years now.

I dropped the screw in the tuna.

I shot the deputy.

i payed 120 dollars for a virtual knife

Had sex with 5 woman and 1 trap.
>inb4 gay

I stole a webkinz when I was seven

i go on Sup Forums

No you don't

i touched my cousin in several times when she was "sleep"

I am madly atracted to furry porn

have had dirty fantasies about fucking that woman like at the end of season 6

I'm a woman, and I'm not a lesbian, but I really just wish I were a guy so I could date all the gay men I find attractive. There's something about the mannerisms of men who like other men and the way they court each other. I always feel odd in heterosexual relationships: like I'm trying to hold back a side of myself that wishes my partner was submissive and would look to me to control the situation and such. It's not the same when men have a submission fetish because they still look at me as if I were a woman. It's hot to them BECAUSE I'm a woman and I usually don't have the control.

Idk. Fuck. My life is frustrating and that's just the tip of how I'm sexually fucked up.

Why m8?

I murdered spiders in my shower this morning
My wife has no idea what kind of monster I am

I can one up that...

I got skyrim about a year ago, learned about the DLC's, had to buy the legendary edition, and now will probably buy the PS4 remake.

Somebody stop me

i was raped in grade 2. and im not talking "looked at me wrong" rape i mean legit forced penetration into ass. i have never told anyone.

What kind of guy was it?
Age, body size, etc

op is a faggot. I've never told anyone that.

Id let you control me... for the most part

the first time I came was on my cat

Be strong

I enjoy playing Bad Rats

>13 year old me
>impying that in some way mitigates

I used to coax girls onto my lap and dry hump their butts because I thought I was a pedo.

Long since gotten over it, but still a good solid half the time i jerk off I'm thinking about it.

youtube.com/watch?v=M_azCIe_0Kk

I've had lezsex and threesomes with my sister. My husband doesn't know.

I hope you get to the point where you're able to tell someone. I'm sure it will be a huge help. I suggest a therapist so you don't have to worry about how it will impact things with your family and friends

I break into people's houses at night and reverse the hanging of their toilet paper.

No matter how bad your life may be, you can never know for certain it won't become awwesome enough to balance all of it out.

Don't do it. Face your problems, or get away from them. Either way, get them out of your life.

Dick

Why don't you take the batteries out of their remotes while you're at it asshole.

You MONSTER!

do tell

What do you want to know?

I once took a shit in my high-school sink.

I cheated My girlfriend With my stepsister

when and how did you two start getting physical?

you'll find someone with a submissive personality eventually

When we were kids we used to sneak into each other's beds at night. Just to giggle and tell stories and stuff. But as we got older we'd try things. Practice kissing. Masturbating while we told stories about our boyfriends. Stuff like that.

have you ever considered telling your husband? Maybe planting the idea of a threesome with your sister in his head?

No. I'd be jealous. We never did it with boyfriends. Just one nighters.

any pics?

if you own the legendary edition on PC you get the remake for free

No way. This is a confessions thread not a camwhore thread.

Green text story please

second'

From 3-10 I had a friend who was molested by his uncle.
He was white blonde and very sexually fucked up for his age.
The second time we ever hung out he convinced me to let him touch my asshole with his finger, I didn't want to at all but I finally caved after a lot of convincing and it actually felt kinda good. This sort of led to us hanging out almost every day, or as much as we could, and running off to find somewhere private (The beach usually)
to play with eachothers cocks and just figure stuff out. One time we were hanging out with one of his cousins (Female, probably 6) And we all crawled inside a blanket cover and started daring each other to do sexual stuff. It was pretty exciting for my friend and I because it was our first time seeing a vagina and all I remember it that we convinced her to touch our dicks with it. It was awkward because of the cramped space in the blanket cover.
When I was around 13, I had a group a friends who all lived on my street.

These two guys in the group were closer than the rest of us and they would always sneak off together and come back with the wild stories about "some crazy shit they just saw"
due to the way they acted and their body language etc. and because of my experiences with the molested friend, I was 100% sure that they were doing gay shit together.
So one day we were building this retarded treehouse/camp near this muddy river and the two guys sneak off. The moment they leave I turned to everyone and I was like
"I wonder what theyre doing, let's follow them" knowing full well what they were doing.
We follow them for like 30 minutes and eventually they end up stopping on this fallen over log, taking their pants off and touching eachothers dicks.
The rest of the group found it hilariously fucked up but never said anything. a few weeks later rumours spread around the school and they lost all their friends.
To this day I feel so guilty and I hated that I did that.
I've never felt worse guilt.

Too tired for greentext. AMA.

i Cross dress like once aweek fuck myself silly with dildos go on cam sits make tokens never had sex with men been thinking about it for awhile gets loads of offers

My desire to commit suicide is stifled only by the knowledge that my dad would not be far behind, and by the fact that I wouldn't be able to watch my sisters grow up and find happiness.

Darn

Do you feel guilty/wrong for fucking your sister?

how old are you two?

Have you ever munch her? Describe the taste.

Nope

25 she's 28

Yes. She tastes a lot like me. I Const describe it.

I have two female roommates. One is a 5/10 and another a 7/10. I work nights so the girls are never home when I'm up. I go through the 7/10's personal shit all the time, used panties, bras, diaries, and I've fapped on her bed while using her dildo.

pics of room

I had sex with some girl at a party while I was drunk and regretted it in the morning.
Was I raped Sup Forums?

Sure why not

you are horrible

elsanna lives lol

The last 19 years of my life has been shit. I'm now 30. I have no hobbies or talents. I hate that I took the red pill. I've grown to hate myself and every one around me...

Suicide if for faggots!

Huh?

I enjoy having my cum swallowed so much that I use a regular guy to do it cos girlfriend won't, he sucks and licks out every drop.

i'm a girl. I can only get off watching gay porn.

fuck off

When I was 13 my parents split up and I moved with my mother. 2 years later she ended up marrying this guy and moving in with him despite my protest. His daughter who was my age shared my frustration and we became each others only friend.
We ended up falling in love and having sex at least twice a day behind our parents back. This was the highpoint of my life. We loved each-other so much. She was the most gorgeous and adorable human being I have met to this day.
One day our parents found us asleep in my bed naked. Needless to say they weren't happy and divorced eachother. Mum moved us like a million miles away and completely severed contact between her and I, which was effective due to there being no technology back then.
Long story short I ended up despising my mother and moving back to her city to try and find her. I instead found a crippling heroin addiction and couch surfed for about 4 years until I got a decent job helping this rich guy sell cars he refurbished for fun. It was also around this time that I found her online and arranged to meet her.
She was married and had a kid.
Kid was named after me.
She said she couldn't handle seeing me anymore.
I've had several girlfriends since then but it never worked in the end because I compared everyone to her.
Consider writing a book about my life.
Realise I can't stick to anything for more than 6 months.

Holy shit

I shit in the shower. Shits cash

Holy shit that is terrible. Have you ever seen the movie "Before Sunset"? Kind of similar. Also pics of girl?

I kind of want to buy this, and wear it in public
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I am a guy in a heterosexual relationship but crave a real cock in my asshole.

go see a shrink man, it'll be worth the money

get her to cheat on him with you. marry her.

When I was 6-9 my parents had a friend who was a nice lady. But her daughter is what fucked me. Literally. Her daughter who is 2 years older than me and did all this shit. At first I thought it was cool. I did alot of things you see on tv and stuff. Thats basically all we did.

But after a year or so she started to hit me till I cried. And this happened alot because we went to their house every weekend. Then they were homeless and had to move in. It got way worse. The shit was daily. My mom eventually saw the teary eyes and such and thought it was my allergies. Never could tell my mom because we promised not to, and she said I would get in more trouble because of what I did to her. I cant have a real relationship because I'm scared if I do actually like someone and do "things" again i'll get hurt. I know its very irrational but its very scary for me.
I've never told anybody about this.

pretty plugged into a hooker network. Have a girlfriend who loves me whole heartedly. Have like weird crazy honry rages that she cant satisfy and browse pix on the site until i fap. I've cheated on exes doing the same thing. Afraid i'm going to fuck up again. what the fuck is wrong with me... 7/10 looks great personality very loving good family make more money than i do.

have you tried going celibate for a while? I mean cutting all masturbation, sex, teasing, whatever out of your life for a few months. I had a hell of a porn addiction a few years ago, went on a month long trip where it was impossible for me to find time to fap, came back a new man

lets hear more then...

It's kind of heartbreaking to write out fully. I haven't seen that movie no. I have a few pictures I saved off her myspace profile before she deleted it when I was like 20 ish.
There's nothing a doctor can do.

>I shot the deputy.
ha

I wish it was that simple. When I'm around her and we talk we connect so well and understand eachother so perfectly. And for that reason it absolutely shreds my heart to listen to her talk about how much it hurts her to see me.

Don't get me wrong I've definitely considered trying.

i'd say that sounds like not me but cheating on someone i care about sounds like not me. It's unreal how much your opnion can change after you blow your load. Surprising and embarrassing. Trying to stay strong.

You should watch it! Also therapy can help. It's at least worth trying if you want to live a happy life.

I groped my friend while she was asleep when I was really drunk and now I go to therapy for that. It hasn't "cured" anything so far but it's helped.

idk man, try to maintain a friendship if you can. find happiness in her happiness

ahahah what... You go to therapy for that? Why.

Ask her why it hurts. She has to accept that you loved her enough to find her now. so tell her.