it's my birthday today Sup Forums. >go to dinner with family >buy cake >eat cake >gym w/ the gf >gf doesn't want to squat >haram.jpg >workout alone >fast forward I'm trying to get her drunk but she's a fucking boring """"shy""" virgin-type >been together for years and about to get married >rethinking marriage for a while now >realize she's boring and COULD be sexy but just doesn't even try at all >can't tell her this because I know she'll throw some shit my way too and it'll just be a fight in the end >watched the fights tonight >she's passed out on the sofa snoring >I'm on Sup Forums >mfw opening and closing tabs on Sup Forums
What did you do today?
Xavier Bell
happy birthday man here have a pepe
Logan Perry
Happy birthday user, anything in particular you'd like to do in your thread?
Christopher Stewart
Happy birthing day user, all i did today was lay in bed like a piece of shit
Adam Perez
Are you some kind of arab shit
Gavin Stewart
>>can't tell her this because I know she'll throw some shit my way too and it'll just be a fight in the end
Happy birthday user. I ate food and had beer with some friends while playing smashup.
Yeah, sounds like you got some problems but honestly nothing that couldn't be worked out in a couple's session. Sounds pretty mild, honestly.
Good luck and I hope your birthday's a good one. Fag.
Easton Baker
Ch-ch-ch-check'd
Cameron Sullivan
Chosen one.
Ethan Butler
Obvious Chad copypasta is obvious. >I've got GF >I work out at the gym. >My family celebrated my bday and took me out for a nice meal. OP is a faggot!
Logan Bennett
Nobody cares op kys
Leo Martin
happy bday mate
Carter James
happy birthday dude
Cooper Gomez
Honestly doesn't sound that bad tbh. Could be way worse.
But its not time to marry a girl if you can't just talk about your problems in a peaceful way
Happy birthday fam
Bentley Gonzalez
How mad were you when Robbie got ktfo from the blacksplosiveness
Hudson Morris
Happy b-day, user. I got out of the hospital last night and now I am in my bead, rethinking my life.
Daniel Foster
Bed**
Kevin Baker
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Dominic Diaz
Happy birthday user
Gavin Sullivan
why are you marrying her? how old are you?
Carson Price
Hb, spend a week away from her and see if you miss having a gf
Daniel Robinson
Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday to you Happy Birthday dear user Happy Birthday to you >cheers and whoops
