Long story short, my cousin is on backpage, im 75% almost sure she won't recognize me. Im going to set something up tomorrow. It was to late right now she didn't answer. What do if she does know im her cousin?
>>Inb4 The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Do it faggot
how old and how hot?
24 and 7/10
Post pic from backpage
do it
>>"but you're my cousin..."
>>"and ? doesn't mean i don't want to fuck you "
>>???
>>Profit
worst case scenario if she notices you and looks grossed out just go "ohhh omg ohh omg this is so embarrassing, fancy, hey! fancy you! wow! wow I am so surprised omg.. gosh, so, what now huh?"
If she doesnt mind fucking strangers for money she probably wont bat an eye at fucking you.
Well I need to re-evaluate a couple of things I've come to believe.
>Think that user is so obsessed with incest because everyone is 12 and "accidently" seeing cousin/sister/mother in the shower meant that they are the only tits they've ever seen so don't know any better.
>Turns out even given a choice of many unique and perverted ladies of the night user still likes to keep it in the family.
I suppose if I had a job that needed doing I'd rather pay my bro than some random contractor?
But for fuck sake Sup Forums I can't even pretend you Sup Forumstards are just misguided and misunderstood any more!
But you don't reconize her OP
If she's selling herself, she probably won't give a fuck if you're her cousin. She's already been fucked by daddy, why not cousin too?
this
Flash the cash, tell her to earn it... Remember, it's hard out there for a bitch, she needs to eat right?
Op here.
This her
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damn son
give her a good pump for me
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Bro the shit i want to do. Im talking her down to 80. She's asking 100
Yup .... do it
Yea, gotta get your friends and family discount OP.
Im honestly guna accidentally pull of condom put it in and see what she says
Try to knock up your hooker cousin ? Or ya trying to get AIDS ?
heres hoping you dont get stabbed, gl op.
Im leaning towards the knock part. But i guess I'll keep it wrapped if it makes you feel any better.
For real .... spic slags always have a shank
No, go for it. Just don't let her see you do it.
moar pics
I could give a fuck less .... I was hoping you get AIDS a little bit though
Those are it, bro. My shit got diamond when i saw her. Im surprised she's using her real name. No stage name.
Well that seals the deal ..... she fucking retarded
That's not the worst part. Just about 4 yrs ago when she turned 18, she had got a settlement. Obviously blow all of it if she's selling her ass. I think it was over 30k.
Just make sure you get her to suck your dick. You'll never forgive yourself if you don't.
Was my first thought
Is she going to recognize when she sees you in person ?
Wait so you want to knock up your cousin op?
No butt i want to literally bumb skins with her. Am i evil for that?
No that's the thing im positive she wot m8. Im guna act brand new. Like roll out the whole condom before putting it on like I've never done this before
Trips don't lie
DOOOOO IIIIIIITTTT
fuck then blackmail dont pay got full GTA on her
Ya gotta tell her after though . Be like "oh BTW .... I'm you cousin"
>Im guna act brand new. Like roll out the whole condom before putting it on like I've never done this before
how the fuck will acting more retarded than usual help you not get recognized?
Dog, i swear on my mum i want to do that and walk out the door. But i don't need my grilfriend to find out. I don't give a fuck about the fam knowing. So im guna stay anonymouse.
To keep the focus off my face and have her put the condom on with her mouth. I'll say i saw that in a porn. I want to finish looking her in the eyes tho.
Eat dis dick
>To keep the focus off my face
she is going to see your face. unless you are very distant cousins and haven't seen each other for 5 years she will probably recognize you.
Good luck little buddy.