How to scare niggers away from my flat?

How to scare niggers away from my flat?

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Convince them that there's a ghost over there.

Sprinkle job applications all over the place?

Offer them condoms

scream police.

Bring a little kid around claim someone's the father

blessed bread.

Stand with job applications outside your flat. Help wanted signs are effective as well.

Top kek. Do this.

What are they doing there? Are they a gang?

Tell them you are the police, they will scatter faster than a jews ashes

Call the police and say you think they are dealing drugs.

Wave a rebel flag and blast country music?

Scream "Police show me your dubs!!"

THIS

library card

Call the police then pick a fight with them .. police arrives and shoots them .. dead niggers = everybody wins

It's funny cuz its true

move

nah, police and you're a white-boi. yell five-oh, they'll scatter.

Its fathers day! Go find him!

this, it will work 99% of the time

and stand inside your home with your shotgun. No questions if they walk through that front door uninvited.
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Where are you? Makes a difference... what race is the majority in your area? Attitude of police?

Call the police from a neighbor's phone & say you see a group of thugs jumping a guy alone


then go get jumped until police arrive
??????????
Say they tried mugging you

Profit

Just go back to jacking off to anime they'll leave eventually

this., where do you live. how often they hang out there.

What's a flat?

Invite them in for tea and crumpets

This isn't a 90s "in the hood" movie. Nobody talks like that anymore

"AY YO BROTHASS! DAY HAVIN A SAYL AT DA KAY-F-SEA! BUKET OF CHIKEN 4 2 DOLLA WIT A SIDE OF KOOLAID!"

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I mean if this doesnt work I dont know what will.

Here's what you do. Call the cops. Don't say nothing too urgent is happening, just like they are smoking weed or something. Buy some firecrackers. When the cops get there light the firecrackers. The cops will take care of it for you.

Do nothing. There is literally nothing wrong with black people

if its late and you need to sleep just go up to them and ask them if they can move cuz u gotta go to work or something.

people who hang around outside at night preffer that over getting the police called on them. when i was niggering about i always appreciated it when they asked us to move instead of calling the cops, or throwing buckets of water on us lmfao, which definitely doesnt work

Negroid confirmed.

yes you are right, nothing is wrong with black people. Something is wrong with niggers. Their is a difference, newfag.

Play police siren

I cringed

Shoot at them.

This

Commander Cisko was a nigger and I liked him.

Its well known black people are decent people (sometimes with nigger outbursts) However its the NIGGERS that should be killed. there is a differenece

wrongfag

The niggers are rathering in a cround, its a matter of time before someone steals a tv.

just like Chris Rock said lol

what does
>rathering in a cround
mean?

i just.....
i can't.
the fucking racism here.
you people are ill
literally shaking right now.....
wow.....just. just wow. literally unbelievable.
ill never understand this......place.
it feels like
after the past 2 weeks i have been here it just seems to get worst and worst.....
blatant racism
child porn spam
animal abuse
anti semitism
holocaust denial
woman hating
homophobia
fat shaming
off topic adult cartoons
the list goes on and on.......
the n word literally hurled around like it was a casual insult......
are there even moderators to control this insane place??!!!
disgusting.....are you even "humans"? or just jaded pieces of SHIT??!!
i see why you people are callled the sewer of the internet...

you know what to do OP. pic related

bait lol nice 1 friend gave me a chukel

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Lol wrong

Get a laser point and start pointing it at them. Then yell "Sniper!"

KFC buy one get one. First 100 get a pack of newports.

Someone call tumblr, one of them has escaped again...

haven't you watched The Wire op?
just yell 5-0 time out time out

Theyre literally the same. they look the same. they act the same. they smell the same. How do you defend your premise. Because I really cant tell the difference between an educated koon and a BLM koon.

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OP call your landlord this second and demand for lower rent. Niggers outside your home? What the fuck? I would not be shocked if he sold the place! Property values are bound to plumit.

Tell them that if they don't fuck off, then you know a way to cancel all their welfare checks with immediate effect.

chris rock thread

Go to where they hang out and spray this stuff everywhere. The stink will make them go away.

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Install a swimming pool

Faggot

buy a gun situation is bad there

Offer them a job

did you get lost from your safe space?

i just.....
i can't.
the fucking racism here.
you people are ill
literally shaking right now.....
wow.....just. just wow. literally unbelievable.
ill never understand this......place.
it feels like
after the past 2 weeks i have been here it just seems to get worst and worst.....
blatant racism
child porn spam
animal abuse
anti semitism
holocaust denial
woman hating
homophobia
fat shaming
off topic adult cartoons
the list goes on and on.......
the n word literally hurled around like it was a casual insult......
are there even moderators to control this insane place??!!!
disgusting.....are you even "humans"? or just jaded pieces of SHIT??!!
i see why you people are callled the sewer of the internet...

...

Top kek I'm saving this for later

Don't be such a jewcunt you niggerfaggot

let it spread

Faggot

throw molotov on them

hang one from a lightpost

double nigger

Oh god please let this be a meme

Like this.

Oh my sides. Good jape there, user

Serch youtube for gun sounds. Find a perfect one, then turn the volume up. Place the speakers by the window. Get a flashlight. Stand in the window and shout: "WE DUN TAKE KINDLY OF YOUR KIND AROND HERE" then play the shooting sounds and flick your flashlight at them, as if it's a gun. The area will be nigger free in seconds.

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fyi, the burger is more likely to shut up when punched

this is the best way op....

that's racist

+1 internet that was a cool meme u copy posted them mate top troll!!!!

I like this pasta

>off topic

It's Sup Forums, there is no topic.

Call the cops and say you saw at least 4 of them loading what looked like guns. With any luck the cops will kill at least 1 when they show up.

> not getting the joke

Ha! Niggers love fried chicken and Kool aid

play loud classical music.

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Masturbating

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>How to scare niggers away from my flat?
Chikin Charlie

just shoot them from out your window

scream DAD!!!

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