Useful info thread, as useful as possible: No bombs edition

Useful info thread, as useful as possible: No bombs edition

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youtube.com/watch?v=uV105xW5xYo
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_behavioral_therapy
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self bump for a dying thread

>page 2
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That's just my bumps in progress

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Why is talking about this guy so bad, what did he do ?

>didnt leave Sup Forums
>no gf
>betamax
>no cash monies

seriously, wrong thread you autistic faggot

>Bitches about me not leaving Sup Forums
>On Sup Forums

Do i really need to go in detail about how fucken retarded you are...

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ARE YOU REALLY STILL NOT READING THREAD

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I can't really see the big pictures of the files I post so I don't know if something is good or just plain bullshit text.

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Wow. Whoever drew this knew nothing of socialism at all and little of communism as practiced.

Excellent bait.

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those are gold, you got more?

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i saved em from Sup Forums, so no

not him, but I found this.

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Am I the only one here?

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Is there anyone here that actually needs this basic level of advice?

If so, Jesus fuck, life is not going to be easy for you.

>Walk up to a girl, introduce yourself, ask if she would like a drink...
What if she says no. What the fuck do i say after anyway.

Thanks for the heads up. Now how the fuck do I succeed in life?

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I'm not trying to be a dick, it just seems like really obvious tips.

In my opinion you don't need to "succeed in life", that isn't a well defined goal imo, what is it you actually want to accomplish?

>run into house
>standoff
>cops rush the house after a few hours of silence
>by the time they realized I escaped it will be too late

what if i got hit first

I want to pass my exams but I can't because I procrastinate a lot. The reason I procrastinate a lot is because I need a lot of dopamine to feel slightly happy or else I'll just be miserable.

Get thread

Never get hit first. At that stage you could better try to outrun the guy.

What if you gave yourself permission to occasionally feel miserable so you could pass your exams?

Also, what's your situation with access to mental healthcare and treatment providers?

if she says no, laugh it off and whistle for a cab with license plates that read *FRESH* and say 'yo take me home to Bel Air'

I don't want any medications to alter myself. What I'm trying to do is to limit the amount of dopamine my brain gets every day and to get used to it.

Satan explains it well. youtube.com/watch?v=uV105xW5xYo

Tough just remember to check if there is agression. Dont just suckerpunch some poor sap automaticly out of the blue because YOU spilled beer.

If there is going to be a fight he will be angry about it first. Even if you have heavy autism you can still tell he is mad. If he is calm then there will be no fight and the "sorry bro" approach will work.

The safest thing is to stay at home tough. But then again even there you may be the victim of a serial killer, axe murdering face eating psycho on bathsalts or just die from plain old meteor strik trough the roof and into your head.

Life is pretty dangerous and there is a very likely chance you will end up dead within this century.

Fresh thread op

Thanks bro

After I realized that nothing in life matters and that existence itself is completely pointless I just said "fuck it, nothing matters but I'll do it anyway"

>become as normalfag as possible.

Sorry, I can't...I just can't...

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Same. I try to go Nietzsche mode and be successful in life. But mental game is too strong for me. This site fucked me up for life.

jim profit

You do realize there's this whole field of study called psychology, and within this field of study are a plethora of approaches to altering behaviors and attitudes that aren't "throw some chemicals at it", right?

Seriously though, what you're already trying alone might be better accomplished with a well studied hand at your side, perhaps look into Cognitive Behavioral therapists if you can afford the treatment in your country.

Jim Profit

gr8 b8 m8

Isn't cognitive behaviorism limited to animals. At least that's what I learned in psychology?

Anyway I'm gonna look for them right now. Thanks man.

oh shit, he bout do it

this doesn't work on Sup Forums but only on boards where you can name and trip yourself.

Nah, CBT is used from anything from assisting with anxiety to addiction.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cognitive_behavioral_therapy

Good luck out there user.

Becoming an hero always matters

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mind explaning what is factual incorrect here?

No it doesn't. You miss out on all the beautiful GET threads.

Did you save this from last thread? Thread got pruned before I could save last half of the thread. Can you post what you got from there?

>Earn decent Dollar
>Look in your local newspaper for available jobs

kek

Opkankeren als je niks toe te voegen hebt.

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I got this. I mean all the stuff from the latter half of the thread.

>no bombs edition

I was gonna send more but it's giving me a limit on mobile. Also I didn't save any of the later half either. Thread died too quick

Anyone got anything on how to study without getting distracted?

True. I tried looking into Sup Forums archives around the webs but couldn't find it.

Here's the thread number if you could find it better than me.

I need a lockfag to explain this to me in detail

Put a blank piece of paper next to you and when you think you need to do something
'Watch movie/remember thing/browse b'
Write it down on the paper for later and continue with the study

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Arigato user-san

But I know I'll be a faggot and just do it instead of writing it down
I have pretty severe ADHD so I can't study to save my life

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I'm not an expert but it seems there is a combo on how to unlock it. A key does it automatically because it's meant to unlock it that way. The pic just shows somebody unlocking the lock manually.

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Thanks fam. Igonore the MBTI stuff in the pic.

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>BEING THIS DUMB

Bümp

>vinegar
>salt
>chip flavouring

I read all of these and that one last. My fucking sides are in orbit

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Lacking self discipline is no excuse for itself just because you call it a name. Try harder, that is what I've always done.

what a fucking garbage
for thousands of years, millions-billions of people wasting energy on bullshit that doesnt accomplish anything but hindering human progress

Stratfor is missing. There is no source of better foreign policy coverage and analysis anywhere on Earth.

I didn't make this. I just found it and saved it.

You are a one braindead faggot kys

You sound triggered, maybe you should tip your fedora and go back to your waifu body pillow.

didnt get banned

i mean, he is right you know..TRIPPSZZ

lel studying is for fags

wtf, something actually half-useful in an infothread

This is fucking funny as hell. Thx

A life of constant discipline has led this user to a life of T R I P S!!
>CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT MORE

Slide down your pants, you're my woman now.

im fit illiterate, what will be the results? ill get ripped or strong or just healthy?

Ive been looking for a guide that doesnt require equipment

If you follow up with a proper regime (which will take care of the healthier part), you'll be stronger, more ripped and it will give you some balance.

It takes more time than going to the gym. But allegedly makes you stronger than bodybuilding. That's the main difference imho