Drawthread: lurking squidwardo

Drawthread: lurking squidwardo

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Taking request. I do more the just silly squidwardo just throw something out there.

loli rape

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I dunno man, I like squidwardo. I say president squidwardo

draw robot with riot shield.

If you're taking requests:

Draw an antelope head butting a jeep through a tree.

With you in it.

Chris bishop Chris bishop Chris bishop

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Cute!
Not OR, but I love it

Thank you

Nothing like a good ol 2 in 1
Finishing with a customer and will post it

Requesting this loli witch being fucked by a dog as pic related.

Damn customers keep walking in here thinking its a phone store

Come on Mr. President, you're better than this

Working it now
Buuu... But it was just standing there

mornin pups.

happy sunday. howsit goin?

Lazy lazy Sunday
Just woke up. How was l4d2 last night? Shame I couldn't join. Fucking work.

yo what up, thread, hows it hangin

i'll take some requesterinos

oh hey pin

Bored as fuck

loli rape

Oh hey! You're back but with color! How's it going?

Having a party today.
Is gun be fun

Heyo! I'm great, how are you?

did you try masterbating yet?

i only played for a bit tbh
hellooo
woah bro
use a darker color
cant see you
oooo~ whats the occasion?
p good p good!
its early in the day but I got the whole house clean already.
gonna sling some sick wicked din dins for family later

As in bating masters? No actually not, maybe I'll go do that.

Graduation Party, woop woop

That took way to many attemps for this subpar thing.

hot

it's going pretty alright, just woke up. hows it going for you?

Nice, you work fast! Whatcha got planned for dinner?

you're gonna wut

Watchu cooking?

Did you check Pokemon go? It's updated to tell you not to trespass now kek

I drew this for my kids

I'm doing pretty well, thanks! I just woke up too, figured hitting the draw thread would be a nice way to start the day

Beeyoutefuul.

This one too

*owl noise* congrats!
danke
got turkey and lamb
gonna do some lewd shit to both.

dunno bout sides yet. prolly rice, mashed taters and vegetables
gonna cook
gomen
see above

also LOL YEAH. i got the update this morning. RIP pokevision. im kinda fucking salty tbh

but i finally farmed all those damn pidgeys ive been saving up and shot up a couple levels. so its a give and take.
did your kids like it?

I made them a whole grinch coloring book. They loved it.

Good morning Pin !
Also hello everyone.

show butt

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Ey slimy friend.
How goes the morning?

awww dude. thats so wonderful.
mornin mornin~

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You are right.
Ihave a suit now, i must be professional

thats some gud shit my dude

fuck i love lamb, its so good

hey there, slimy one

Oooh lamb and taters sounds like it'd be delicious! I'm sure it's gonna turn out great!

Slime QT's back!!

Ive gotta fix it up a bit, but I did this before work yesterday.

im not that big of a fan actually. the family is really into lamb so its kind of a must.
s'too gamey for me.
awww yis
s'gonna be good
i cleaned the entire kitchen just to fucking destroy it all over again

which reminds me i didnt clean the stove.

bbl.

Hey guys!

Good .. but its so hot in here.

ey slime mold, shapeshift a donger

Take off pants show wet vagoo

show butt

That's awesome. 12/10 parent

So when am I getting my invite? I'm famished from all that sleeping I did last night.

squishy

i'll take some requestss

Give slime qt a piggyback ride!

loli rape

Last one. In all, the coloring books were 25 pages.

Truth is... I hate Christmas, especially when my wife and I are broke, but I love my kids. Making the books didn't cost us anything really, but the kids loved them and still have them a year and a half later.

Draw us on a bed playing old nintendo

Happy ?

dont let it die

Are we gonna let this thread die??

I guess not.

Any tips for perfecting human body proportions? It always ends up a bit off when I try.

>pic related
>quick sketch

Helden sterben nicht

So goooo
Must
Touch

Mr. President, it's rude to poke your constituents in the face with anything phallic. You could lose her vote

Use circles and squares to find proportions.
Also draw clothes last.

i will totally do those later, i gotta deal with family rn tho, so see ya'll later! -ticks

Perfecting is impossible, just focus on making the imperfections more human and dealing with proportions.
Use referance as much as possible tell you are comfortable with it.

duno mate

aaaand we're back

gimme requests pls

I usually do but I wanted to attempt to see what was wrong.

I've taken classes, but I've never had to do figure drawing yet.

I suck at body proportions, faces, and hands.

Cartoony or realistic.

I'm alright at still life
>pic related

What about you in a chef's outfit? Since you're gonna be cooking and everything!

can you draw yourself in the style of ehg.... and you know whitch style i mean

chefs r cute

Boopin' ass niggas

omg! just becouse she is a woman doesn't mean that she is suppose to cook everything. sponsered by chrishop.inc

ehhhhh

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

You're cute, holy hell Pin I dunno how you end up so adorable in every bit of art

Drew this for my kid a couple months ago

Hey, i did not have sexual relations with that goo.

Still taking request for anything

i want you to ^

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i facked up

You want her to have sexual relations with the goo?

Allo thread, how's life? Hopefully well.

Fucking ADORABLE

It IS going well, thanks for asking. What about you, cat friend?

I thoroughly enjoy how you make all your outfits semi lewd. Gracias

no one wants to talk to a goddamn balloon you trash picking nigger

Squidwardo here still taking request. I do non squid stuff to I swear it look

Hello fellow catposter
:3

bump

Do a yoga
One whole yoga

I guess you're a no one then.

No problem. It's surprisingly slow and lazy today. So that's pretty good.