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REPUBLIC OF CALIFORNIA WHEN
> baja california secedes because of corruption, taxed and cultural differences with the south
> california secedes because of trump butthurt and superior economy
> california and baja california union creates republic of united california

inb4 liberal shithole
> butthurt trump supporters get the calexit ball rolling
> secede with the intentions of creating a progressive utopia
> annex baja california because white liberals ironically believe that they are loved by minorites
> central vally/baja california conservative coailition btfo commiefags

>be prosperous western country
>advance technology
>eliminate low IQ jobs at rapid pace
>set up welfare state to compromise
>rapidly grow technology further
>start wars in low IQ countries
>import low IQ people
>???

Socialism is literally retarded. It literally retards itself.

Wtf so is bajachan actuallya girl?

Gonna post in this one 2bh

>grills in my classroom started giving me cute looks when they heard I got divorced
The god damn whores

god, I hate myself

Have to take out the garbage and the fucking animals eat the stuff, even when it's snowing this hard. Fucking animals.

RIP /cum/

Women are bad people 2bh

>dat humble brag tho

Fug some qt's and send your ex-wife pictures desu.

THIS IS NOW "SUPPORTING LOCAL BURGER JOINTS" EDITION

I'm not getting close to a woman for a long time

What kind of animals?

lock it in a shed?

Racoons and shit

Live in the suburbs, I have to put it on the curb and not in a can or else the garbage guys might not take it. Reeee

you're bad people

put it out in the morning

in the mountains we have to lock it in a shed or the bears get it and spread the garbage across your lawn

>ywn visit the /cum/ bar
>perfect burgers, poutine, and burritos
>getting drunk with your /cum/bros
>top banter

this

>first world problems
Here we shoot dogs who mess with a man's trash

>margarita on the rocks, cheeseburger with over easy egg, poutine on the side

You will NEVER be served this great meal

rude

we hit them with a broom

FUCK the globalists for shitting on this separation of culture

I wonder what Baja's pussy tastes like

Do you ever think how great it would be if we could be buddies IRL?
Most of you sound nice

I already know mexicans are fun to party with. The only remaining variable is Canadians.

>we hit them with a broom
And that's why they don't respect your property

wtf Mexico

We could, I live in South Texas, but I both hope and doubt yall live in North Mexico with all that violence

you do realize I'm talking about bears, right?

In Pennsylvania we put huge cages (like the size of an SUV) around our trash so bears can't get to it

Osama Bin Ladin is an impostor
I am the real Osama Bin Ladin

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everything is terrible

Stray dogs are worthless
>but I both hope and doubt yall live in North Mexico with all that violence
>He fell for the propaganda
Nigger I live in Culiacan, Sinaloa and I lead a comfy life

FUCKING DIE SCUM DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

Am I missing a joke here

I don't fucking know dude, US border towns are legit no-no zones for white people

El Paso is fine unless I've just avoided everything dangerous for the last 23 years by random chance.

Oh yes, border towns are filled with trash

Thread's dead so I'll be lurking Sup Forums

I've been told not to fuck with the RGV

alright later man

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I'm sad how fast time is flying by buds

I stopped caring years ago

I lost 5 years. Feel like a failure.

I feel like a nigger

If you're in your thirties is it wrong to date someone who is in their early 20s?

No
It means you're a stud or rich

If you're rich then there is a problem

Why would that be a problem?

I don't know how I'm going to survive for the next ten years. I have a feeling I'm going to die before I turn 30.

People say she's using you

Women use men at all ages senpai

I'm scared of life

Good morning /cum/

I hear that

It's 4am

>worst coast time telling skills
It's actually 6 bud

h-hello?

Hello Latvia

you don't even have a coast

Hi o/

ayyyy hows it going ladd

>he's never seen the Mississippi Ocean
Top lmao

It's going well. How have you been

s-stop bullying

*bullies you even harder*

got sick, thats why ive been dead for 5 days

That sucks

please stop! i'm going to cry myself to sleep

at least i didnt have to go to work

I love your flag colors

Oh, alright... But only because you're so darn cute

There is that

Same

blood red for the death god

I haven't had a gf in over 5 years. My ex is probably sleeping right now living a semi happy life, and here I am.

Just get a gf lmao

gfs are overrated
bout to break up with mine desu

Why?

She's boring and needy

Fair enough

I forgot how I did it

...

I'm not the man I used to be

You call yourself a man?

not anymore

ur man enough for me bb

There over 4,000 people with the surname Trump in the US alone, highest density is surprisingly in Guernsey

What about Drumpf

It doesnt even exist, lmao I was thinking the same thing

>Trumpff
>Drompf
>Derumpf
>No Drumpf
We've been rused by oliver and the media this whole time

This is BULLSHIT

thanks qt

No wonder no one ever complained about him making fun of it, the name simply doesnt exist. They even have extinct surnames listed, the whole thing was a hoax

I guess I better return this shitty hat then

I never understood how Drumpf was an insult. Was it because it was """funny""" sounding?

Yes,that was pretty much the extant of it