ITT: Cast a more ideal actress for Lara than Alicia Vikander

ITT: Cast a more ideal actress for Lara than Alicia Vikander

Any woman with actual breasts. Anything above a b-cup, seriously.

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or Kate beckinsale, or Lauren Cohan

This one

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Angelina Jolie was perfect casting

Idris Elba

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I believe that film is based on latest games, not anniversary.

The only true Lara

This.

Angelina Jolie.

Well they've turned Lara from a hot superhero into a middle school teacher so probably someone like Kate Winslett

Pic related kind of has the look and body.

Jolie in her prime would still be best though.

Step back

fuccn sex arms holy shit

Me
I'm a girl btw :3

ScarJo

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that i could defiantly get behind

Biel if she were british.

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Holy shit

Anniversary is such a great game, if anything deserves a film adaptation it's that.

A shame

Spoiler: The dog is there to protect you from Biel

Just admit you're gay already.

dogs r so kind :3

thanks you dog

her or daisey ridley desu

>he doesn't want a brutal tugjob
i think u will find it is u who is the homo lmao

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>the way her eyes widen

so good

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Almost anyone really, but Kate Beckinsale would be perfect.

Lauren Cohan.

what emotion is this expression trying to convey?

>crazy eyes
>super white teeth

I wish she'd pin me to the ground and tear my throat out

Pretty good taste ITT.

Kate Beckinsale would be perfect. Though I guess she's a bit old if it's for a younger Lara Croft. Lauren Cohan would be a great alternative in that case. Jessica Biel doesn't really fit that well and is American, but still a billion times better than fucking Alicia Vikander.

Those shits would probably cast JLaw if they could afford it, that seems to be what the new games are going for.

>tfw emily blunt won't play atwell lara's lesbian lover
JDIMSA

If if she was wearing this wig?

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Alicia Vikander wouldn't be convincing. Need someone who could look powerful, and as previous poster said, have tits that are bigger than b-cup. Basically it's hard to replace Angelina Jolie

She would be a 10/10 choice for a slightly older Croft. Has done plenty of action roles too. That's not to say Vikander looks overly young herself, or that Beckinsale looks all that old.

We need to isolate the gene that makes eyes like this and the corresponding facial aesthetics, it can't be allowed to die out.

Kind of makes me legit sad that it will never happen.

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>Titwell

Honestly Carrie from Banshee could probably pull it off really well if she was just younger

nah

>russian accent
>ayy lmao, nothing like lara

pretty good at the physical aspect though

And didn't look like she cooks Sabertooth tigers over a roaring spit

>Russian accent
Literally wut.

she looks 60

She's hasn't got any tits mate

Roon Roon the Queen would make a perfect Lara Croft and you know it.

why has no one posted the obvious?

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this deserved a (you)

>It stuck to the roof of my mouth.

her titties are kind of too big to be believable as a spelunking treasure hunter

rhona mitra but might be too old now

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It's Lara Croft, fuck believability

[x] Wonder Woman
[x] Motoko Kusanagi
[x] Mommy
[x] Lara Croft

Is there any role she's NOT perfect for?

Fml

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What is with all the shit in this thread? Is this to underscore just how bad a choice they made?

idris elba

I want to father her children

>ignoring obviously shit daisy post
>implying beckinsale and beil even now aren't way better than the choice made

He didn't quote Beckinsale to be fair.

The best candidates to play Lara Croft are pornstars. There's no getting around that. Croft has a pornstar body and if she does not look like a pornstar it was miscast.

My first thought would have been Catalina Cruz, a fitness model turned pornstar who can give a better blowjob than any hollywood actress could ever hope to give.

why is this board pretending this woman is attractive?

Denise Milani.

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yeah, dude, look

it's 2016

i think we've all seen denise milani already

it's okay if you're excited about her, we were all 15 once, but still, stop

Bottom line is that Tomb Raider should not be a movie. Lara Croft is ideal as a polygonal model because that way she doesn't get pregnant, smelly, ornery, or whatever else happens to women.

The best a real woman can do is dress up like her for the purpose of trying to get a guy to notice her. But to act out an entire movie? No thanks.

Too pretty

>Lara Croft isn't for 15-year-olds

A woman

>getting triggered by denise milani

seek help, user

lol

Bianca Beauchamp, obviously.

post her delicious soles

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>Eric Roberts already has the tank top and the hot pants on, sir

this literal wonder woman