America throws a nuke on your cunt's capital city

>America throws a nuke on your cunt's capital city
What do you do? What does your cunt do?

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Everyone is triggered but we can't really do anything

I'm dead and nobody alive can really do anything.

>not owning a shelter

Chimpanzilians would celebrate, Brasilia is in the middle of nowhere and is also infamous for its """politicians."""
Nuke Rio de Janigger instead.

We'll give the nukes back you gave us and be confused.

I would hope Americans are dumb enough to mistake Toronto for our Capital

In that case I would be happy actually

>Living in your cunt's capital city

I think everyone would be happy.

Celebrate as the UK becomes instantly 5% whiter.

entire country is obliterated
nothing to do cuz nothing left

Not the Canadians living in Toronto.

There are no Canadians living in Toronto

Then who are Torontinos?

>its a prarienigger sticks dwelling cuckbertan episode

Immigrants and cucks

kek

They can't mess with India.

>Dublin
>all gays, gypos, knackers and nignogs evaporated
>only Irish left alive are the secluded elves far away in gaeltachts
>Irish becomes main language again
>Britain also gets rekt
I praise Lú and bask in his burning glow

>India
>Launches retaliatory strikes
>chucks few at pakistan and china for shits and giggles
>Starts WW3
oddfuture lad.

Americans already nuked us in 1966 but the bombs were too lazy to explode. They quickly integrated into our culture and decided "meh, whatever, I'll blow up tomorrow".

All weird people are dead
Survivors hope that Turku will be next

>US mistakes Australian capital as Sydney or Melbourne
PLEASE

what is a knacker

top laugh

All population moves into the mountains.

We wait there hundreds of years.

Meanwhile Hungary takes Transylvania.

We take it back from the Mongols.

They bitch for centuries that they were here first.

throw a party

It's true though, you did nuke us accidentally.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1966_Palomares_B-52_crash

I know, I laughed at how you described the situation, you are a funny person.

Less terroni to care about: YES!!

Destroy it near border
Nuke america

Start anew, this is actually what we need, on every single city

im dead and nobody cant do anything.

Isn't Rome full of polentaniggers?

zitto animale, no one from the productive North would ever want to move to Rome

no idea

>America throws a nuke on my cunt's capital city
>bunch of armenians,azeris,gypsies,kurds,arabs,turks,feminists,communists,libtards,jews,atheists,jehovah's witnesses and niggers die

FUCKING NUKE IT ALREADY!!!!

nice

>Rome
>South

K bruh

Still worship murrica probably

>capital city
Literally who?

>(((T*rana))) destroyed
>Rest of us go to bunkers

Want a comfy Albanian bunker desu

>What do you do?
Thank America.

>What does your cunt do?
Idk fire nukes, chuck some at Pakistan, China, WW3 basically.

Make them feel bad. Finally make a deal with the jews to help us.

America is already dead and rest of the world too.
No sign of life on Earth.

Joke, maybe Earth will survive but without America and some countries.

Libs cheer, but everyone else panics... then dies

>roma ladrona gets nuked
Best day of my life

I celebrate.

find the nearest American tourist and buy him a drink

We would nuke them back at Washington, DC and New York City with our second strike capabilities.

An eye for an eye, except we are taking an ear as interest.

Would probably unleash Pakistan on Indian and North Korea on South Korea, allowing each of our respective buffer states to nuke the opposition the opposition into oblivion for the "shits and giggles".

There might be one or two Indians that our government would attempt to evacuate or forewarn before our missile strike is launched just because those would be the Indians that we like and become sad if they died. They would become the new Brahmins after the rest of their population gets wiped out. For the most part, however...

Fuck Korea and fuck India.

This is of course, after our government evacuates our civilian population into our underground nuclear tunneling network and deploy the over 3000+ nukes that we have stored inside across the world at their targets.

>one or two Indians that our government would attempt to evacuate
Aamir Khan is a proud patriotic Indian, you damn commie! He shall never betray the motherland!

literally nothing changes

This, thank God.

the 100 persons still alive in the country start to organize to fight back

Celebrate

survive the nuke

traditori della patria

Truman should've let MacArthur nuke you maggotts in 1950

rejoice

Am dead, and probably war for like 12 hours until our army gets stomped. Then, I guess terrorist attacks inside the US would become a much, much, much common issue or maybe even a civil war with guerrilla tactis, but inside the US.

>celebrating of extermination of fithy Humanity.Let's burn entire world into ash!

Not very nice tbqh
The whole country grinds to a halt, the economy collapses and russia moves in to "protect the local russroaches" or some other bullshit.
Again not very nice.

Oh not again

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You just killed all the corrupt politicians. Our capital city only has 1% of the population.

I thank god and based America. Fuck all those politicians

Underrated

Welcome the sweet embrace of death

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Rejoice
THE NIGGERS ARE GONE!

Most of the South of Mexico is gone and all the violence in Mexico pretty much dissapears.

Thanks US!

>What do you do?
celebrate

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>What do you do?
celibrate ; please point at Molenbeek thank you kind sir

>What does your cunt do?
media and politicians: whine and moan as always
native people: hope as much muslims as possible got removed

Can you wait until parliament is back in session and the kids are back at ANU and Duntroon

Good post, user.

Burn down their capital city for the second time :^)

I supose

>Canadians taking credit for the achievements of the Brits
The meme never ends.

Well, we will do it for the first time since our confederation then :^)

pls no ;_;

>surviving government writes several strongly worded letters of concern to the UN
>become a republic
>most domestic issues resolved
I suppose things could be far worse. However harryhandel will now require hazmat suits and deconamination showers, which I suppose is a problem.

Write your president a thank you note

Fuck Ottawa.

...

Cuck detected

>not wanting to remove trudeau

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Nothing, I hate France and I don't live in the capital.

why is he such a faggot?

I'll probably die but our capital is shit and some people would even celebrate. New capital becomes Bergen which is not as shitty as Oslo yet

I don't know, but I'd like to find out why he's constantly wearing doo-rags.

>everyone is happy their capital gets nuked
porquois

Because capitals house politicians and other scumbags.

Because of jacobinism.

I certainly wish we were the capital, would make protesting easier

>obliterating a central government
>jacobinism

Good riddance, you guys should sunk the java Island while at it. Peoples will gone mad, and curse the america, but more than that nothing can they do. I will just immigrating to first world country as a war refugee and have a better life

Brazil would become the happiest country in the world.

kek

Well,as they say:Third time's the charm. After all,the nukes were the cause of anime and manga to appear. And the dakimakuras. And the filthy weebs.
Fucking hell.