How many of you utter retards would push the button?
How many of you utter retards would push the button?
John Long
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Ethan Lopez
nothing happened
Ryan Evans
I'd push it.
I wouldn't mind daydreaming that many years, either way it's a win.
Blake Powell
The image just keep changing size. What a shitty button
Nathan Smith
I would push the shit out of this button. A shitty way to start immortality, but once its over a blow job! Whuuut?
Jaxon Lopez
Either way I have a chance at immortality, so why the fuck not
Jason Green
>why are both results a win
Brody Russell
i pushed it. now i have this fucking trap next to me in the bed... i'm straight, goddammit. should have read it more carefully.
Lucas Rogers
You're only immortal while you're trapped in the room, once you get back out you start aging from the age you were when you entered the room, you dolt
Lincoln Watson
You are only immortal in the box dweeb
James Martinez
But they aren't a win. The 60% chance is that you end up trapped in a fucking prison for a time longer than the universe has existed.
Leo Evans
Yeah but free blowjob
Caleb Diaz
Well, I don't like oral sex. Never had it because it looks gross.
Justin Rodriguez
Besides
I don't want saliva burns on my cock.
Mason Long
I would push it until I entered the white room and became immortal.
100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 is nothing in comparison to infinity. I would be a God, and in those 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years I would wait patiently and learn everything I could by digging into my deepest memories and subconscious.
William Foster
wtf dubs storm
Aaron Howard
youtube.com
this idiot would
Xavier Collins
You wouldnt now a celebrity to give you a blowjob. You'd also need to relearn everything too.
Owen Bell
c-c-c-combo breaker
Hudson Rogers
Topkek
Aiden Ross
kek
Cooper Reyes
What the fuck
Jaxson Bailey
Isn't the 60% chance thing from the Stephen King short story..?
Considering you'd claw your eyes out the moment you returned, and be an irreparably insane pants shitter after experiencing just about the worst thing imaginable for years with so many zeroes, i'd never risk it.
Christian Gomez
> see red button
> push it
Jordan Mitchell
i would do it considering that this is the closest you will ever get to experience the void/nirvana
Easton Wright
We are dubs, destroyer of worlds