Post your hcaracteristics and other annons decide if you live or you die.
Example:
>Male >Young >White >Not really strong not too weak >Loner >manipulative >Silent >Shy >Probably doing crime for being in the wrong place at the wrong time. >People tend to like me because I listen to what they have to say and keep my opinions to myself >Gamerfag Would I Survive?
How big a guy are you? You might get raped, but if you can join a white supremacist group, you probably survive.
Jacob Nelson
I'm not that big, as I said, Im young.
If I where to join a white supremacist group I whouldn't really want to get into big trouble...
whould that even be possible?joininga group in prision and not getting into trouble?
Jeremiah Perry
>male >young >white You'd get raped. If not the whites would use you as currency in which case you would still get raped
Justin Cook
I would. Rape is a bonus. You're safer if you just avoid groups and gangs.
Carter Martin
even by joining a "white supremacist" group?
Logan White
>male >black >late 20s >weeaboo >body like Seven of Nine from Star Trek Voyager >quiet and stand-offish >round ass >not too hairy Precisely why I don't do anything legally questionable
Luke Kelly
how can rape be a bonus?
Carson Richardson
not a weaboo, not a sci fi geek either...
Jose Campbell
I'm just that much of a faggot
John Sanchez
ah.... you.... weabo... you wouldnt survive
Im retarded
Gavin Sanchez
え?
I'd request that the prison-library be stocked with FMA and Fairy Tail manga. At best, the other prisoners would start fapping to waifus and stop raping each other.
Isaiah Reed
I spent 2 years in NY state prison. You're strongest trait is your silence. The fewer people you interact with in prison the less likely you are to piss somebody off.
Jaxson Harris
...
Ryan Scott
>prision
what the fuck is a prision OP
Zachary Rogers
so gangs and groups is a no go?
do young loners get raped?
how much raping is done?
Camden Johnson
...
Julian Kelly
I think I'd last and depending on security, could probably break out
>6'3 >210lbs >White male >Not a meathead but still athletic and pretty decent strength >Good at leading people as I've had multiple leadership courses and a few manager positions with success >Not too outgoing unless I know what I want/need to do >Pretty red pilled so would make some "friends" >Probably be in jail for drunk fight and resisting arrest How do you think I'd do
Colton King
kill yourself faggot
Lincoln Morales
In the 2 years i spent in NYS prison i only ever ran in to one /b tard and he turned out to be locked up for (I shit you not) promoting the indecent acts of a child (CP)
Joshua Price
I spend 8 years in prison so yea
Julian Robinson
Forgot to add I'm 22
Hunter Morris
what a faggot lol, do you goasking people "hey bro u Sup Forums?"
Cooper Reed
If I die now, I'll miss the next seasons of my favorite anime AND the new Star Trek: Discovery. Can't die yet.
Nathan Martin
Kek
Chase Stewart
Rape isn't that common anymore because there are plenty homosexuals that are out and DTF. Getting involved in gang activity is a fantastic way to end up in and out of the box your whole bid.
Dominic Peterson
I think you would try to take leadership and people whouldnt like it... and you are done.
Elijah White
Nope he was actually my bunkie but i had my family run his DIN number on the DOCCS site (SOP whenever I got a new bunkie). When i found out I told him to pack his shit and tell the CO he couldn't live there.
Adrian Edwards
Keep quiet, study, lift, maybe buy some weed from the smuggler guys, get into a fight or two if I had to.
I'm not American though, so our prisons aren't quite as buttfucky
Kevin Nguyen
o shit, you can actually demmand to the CO who you want to sahre cell and who you dont?
Samuel Ramirez
>male >18 >white >Not really strong not too weak >dominating person >not many, but good friends >doing a lot of sports >not dumb not a genius >love music and too much alcohol >probably go to jail because of a fight
This is him. I beat his ass and then the CO's fucked him up.
Anthony Green
Male Old White Would an hero before prison so I don't end up as prison bitch
Lucas Wilson
so you get off a beating because of what the mand did? didnt the CO already know what he had done??
Brody Ward
>male >23 >british >white >5'11 >skinny but can put on muscle easy if I lift everyday and get three hots >kinda athletic >reader, writer, sports fan >kinda charming but sometimes awkwardly so >good at befriending people, got a few weird friends who I'm not sure how we even became friends >like weed, booze >probably in jail for bad mouthing a policeman or something
Jonathan Anderson
Nope. If you tell a CO you don't want to live there it's considered refusing a housing unit violation and you're going to the box and getting a beating from the CO's. But it was either an ass whooping from me or the cops. I made that clear to him. We went toe to toe and he ran out of the bathroom with his face leaking.
Daniel Peterson
lmao
>Oatman-Gaitan also volunteered at anime classes in the Colonie Town Library, police said.
Daniel Long
>Male >19 >White >Normal >Talkative >Shy >Nerd >Overweight Will I survive?
Wyatt Sanders
nice one user :)
Jayden Diaz
It's a complicated culture. One thing CO's and Inmates have in common is that neither of us like rapists or child abusers. Some people don't care if they get stuck living with a rapist they just don't talk to them etc. I'm not with that shit
Isaiah Ward
I'm going to say.... no
Alexander Cook
>Male >29 >Dirty Gypsy looking weirdo with selfharm scars >200lb 5'10 fairly muscular >Hate social situations but good at pretending >Have BPD >Would probaby toe the line between seeming soft and kinda crazy I've no idea how I'd do. Probably be miserable.
Aiden Ross
>I've no idea how I'd do. Probably be miserable.
Indeed.
Jordan Collins
>BPD in prison I'm sorry friend. You've got no chance.
Ayden Carter
I was in a prison with a population of 1,700 people and in the entire 2 years I was there the only Sup Forums tard I run in to is there for CP, fucking hilarious.
Isaiah Price
>Male >Young >White >Currently dyel, have started lifting and eating big though >Socially anxious >Love a fight >Manipulative >Trust nobody >Very good judge of character >6'2 >Very pale white skin with almost black hair, male model looks apparently
Tyler Gutierrez
Also, forgot >8 inch dick
Juan Hughes
What were you in for?
William Clark
>male >21 >225 pounds >do parkour & krav maga >lone guy >used to the steets >>had a lot of steet fights
David Lopez
tough one....
Julian Moore
survive
Connor Fisher
Originally charged with 1st deg robbery. Plead to 3rd deg attempted robbery.
Aiden Gray
was it that bad? lol
Aiden Torres
Prison sucks but for the most part staying out of trouble is up to you. Don't do drugs (they are everywhere including the box), don't gamble and don't get involved in gang activity and you're going to eliminate 90% of potential problems.
Jonathan Brown
and the other 10%?
do the cops sell the drug to you in the box?
Colton Parker
Yep. I havent committed any serious crimes in awhile so hopefully I'll never have to find out.
Jordan Thompson
>Male >22 >White >Manipulative >Good at talking with/to people >Openminded >Did drugs but clean now >Love scheming >Consider myself to be quite funny >Probably in jail for a white collar crime such as fraud
What happens?
Michael Foster
The other 10% is dickhead COs and luck.
Tyler Nguyen
by the way you describe yourself I think that you'd survive by keeping as quiet as possible.
Alexander Thomas
You'll be a niggers personal jester.
Owen Phillips
No in NYS you can still get visits in the box. The vast majority of drugs come in from visitors. You have your visitor rap the drugs (Suboxone and K2 are the most common) in several layers that you then jam up your ass and shit back out after the visit ends
Carson Sanchez
anyone else gonna answer?
Evan Smith
>Black >6'3 >270 pounds >Extremely fucking strong >Quiet but not shy >Probably doing time for white collar >crime / insider trading
Joseph Carter
>male >20 >white >6'4 >260 >work out regularly >not a fast runner >manipulative >quick to anger >don't like fighting >not afraid to fight though
Cooper Cruz
I know guys that literally bought new cars while they were in prison all from selling drugs inside.
Jeremiah Martin
whould you join a gang?
Blake Morgan
Forgot reason
>probably in jail for robbery
Adrian Edwards
holy shit
Thomas Ortiz
Gee I wonder how you'll do.
Jayden Bell
you'd be someones bitch
Julian Martinez
Not if I could help it, but I wouldn't mind if that's what it took to survive. I have no idea what it's like
Evan Thompson
eey me too
Alexander Hughes
For all of you that are talking about being strong etc. When you walk in to the weight shack in some facilities there are multiple niggers benching 315 for sets of 15 like it's fucking nothing. These are dudes that have nothing to do but work out all day and they've been at it for years.
Robert Wilson
(continued) My point being that chances are there is always going to be someone bigger than you.
Robert Foster
Pfft. That's nothing. I've been doing Starting Strength and GOMAD for a year.