Hello Sup Forums, greentext story thread. Buckle up boys and girls.
>be me, 16, Britfag, 3 years ago >Socially awkward, as are most teenagers >Get invited to big Halloween party (non fancy dress, just casual) >just out of a breakup with my girlfriend of 8 months >first time really going outside for like a week >Turn up at the place, host is an old friend I havent seen in years >everybody there are people I used to go to school with before I moved >Walk through the door clutching booze > "user HOLY SHIT ITS BEEN AGES" >hugs and cheers all around >shit feels good man >guy walks up to me >I'll give you a fiver if you down this >hands me a mix of vodka and JD which looks disgusting >fuckit.jpeg >Down it goes >and this is where it begins >everybody basically chilling outside >it's cold, but dancing helps >down about 12 beers by this point >Im a heavyweight drinker, can hold my booze >world spinning a little >Thats when I see her
Cont?
Benjamin Wilson
Cont pls
Liam Walker
continue that shit
Asher Sullivan
moar
Ryder Cox
>cute quiet girl >slide over all smooth, start chatting >she's recently out of a relationship like me >success.mp3 >we both have a bit of a whiny teenage bitch session about life >sat drinking and chatting, when someone calls us >Motherfucking hot tub >in the hot tub playing stupid shit like "Never have I ever" >truth or dare, spin the bottle >everyone naked or half naked, end up making out and shit >shits good yo >about 2am now >shit, I've been drinking for about 7 hours and I've lost count of how many I've had >we decide to move inside >everyone moving to different rooms around the house >some nab bedrooms >some grab bathrooms >everywhere private taken >me and grill take a piece of floor in the living room, surrounded by like 23 people curled up on sofas, the floor and in arm chairs
Carson Cruz
Bump
Justin Allen
Bump
Samuel Miller
>blanket over us, start making out >guy throws cushion at us "IM TRYING TO SLEEP SHUT THE FUCK UP" >kek >a girl making out with another guy across the room fires back to him >"Find someone to get with, or shut up ruining other peoples fun" >"cheers from like 5 other pairs" >guy continues bitching but quiets down >go back to making out, I slide a hand up her shirt, she slides a hand to my crotch >boner.exe activated >make out for probably half an hour, hands under each others clothing >all the lights out by this point >so drunk and absorbed by each other we dont notice all the other couples really >someone pulled out the sofabed and is doing something with a guy on it >too drunk to care, literally drank enough to tranquilise an african bull elephant >pair on the sofabed finishes quietly and whispers to us > shit we're the only 4 people left awake in a room of like 20 odd people still > "do you want the bed guys? better than the floor, and we're done now" >"sure whatever" fuck the floor >climb up onto it with the girl
Gavin Cox
Bump
Grayson Williams
Bump
Caleb Gomez
Moar
Cameron Peterson
>pull blanket up >she instantly removes my shorts >soldier standing to full salute >she giggles and starts giving me the single worst handjob I've recieved in my life >idk if drunk or just that bad >probs both >I negate this by saying "your turn" >she thinks im being nice, really im saving my foreskin from undergoing a late circumcision >Fuck off amerifags, this is europe, we dont cut >I go down on her, and she is literally creating a puddle underneath her she's that wet >she's no good at being quiet >moans super loudly >too drunk to realise what this is gonna mean for me though >continue anyway >get her off twice in the space of like 10 minutes >roll back next to her and she straddles me
Jaxson Gray
fuck I forgot an image with that one
Luke Gonzalez
>be me >be cultist >visit Sup Forums one day >man i wish i had a religion that actually had members >see pepe, laugh >see people saying kek >see a post about kek being a god >start sacrificing people in the name of kek >now i can roll dubs as much as i like watch this bitch
Jose Ward
Anyone reading this shit? or shall I not bother continuing?
Logan Torres
whats dick cheese like? do you smell it and pretend its pussy when you bate? I bate most of you do.
Ryan Allen
>7 hours of drinking >boner ok op, good try
Elijah Anderson
I'm reading this keep going
Lucas Ramirez
Cont
Michael Long
There's this thing called, showering, we have it here in europe - dont know if you've discovered it yet?
Kayden Roberts
Keep going OP
Gabriel Wilson
>a wolf whistle in the background >followed by some "holy fucking shits" >some applause in the back >a lamp flicks on >drunk me starting to process >she was loud >there was 20 odd people in the room >almost every single one is staring at us on the sofa bed >mfw I've been fucking this girl from behind with an audience >mfw I was too drunk to realise or care >mfw girl dies of embarrasment and runs to the bathroom, quickly followed by some female friends >get high fives from guys >disgusted looks from some of the girls and a few guys >Im just in shock >"you dun goofed user, do you have any idea who you just fucked?" > dont really respond, just yell to turn the light back off and hide until I pass out
Jaxson Phillips
cont
Levi Ortiz
WAIT WRONG ORDER FUCK
Jaxon Kelly
Jk watch this
Camden James
READ THIS FIRST
>lowers herself slowly onto me >ohmygodyes >tight as a jews wallet >starts riding me >not that shitty grinding style >properly bouncing, and she's audibly loving it >her legs tighten and shake >"seriously?" >she fucking finishes a third time >pull her off me >get behind her >hit it from the back >shit this is good >she's still loving it >I finally finish >no glorious roar of triumph >just a gasp as I roll onto my back again >Thats when I hear it
James Hill
s'okay faggot just finish up
Grayson Bell
Impressive user
Kayden Perez
Have you never been 16, or do you not have a penis?
James Thomas
now do trips faggot
Gabriel Reed
>Following morning, hosts dad makes us all a cooked breakfast >fucking legend >eggs, bacon, Toast, Coffee, Tea, everything >grill sits across from me >refuses to make eye contact >raise my hand to bring some toast to my face >mfw my fingers fucking stink of her >laugh to myself >people watching me and her warily >some people who slept elsewhere confused as to what the tension is >fast forward a few days >some of her friends message me >IS IT TRUE YOU RAPED FEMANON?????? >wut >little cunt claimed rape so she didnt have to seem like a slut >claimed I was sober and took advantage >the one time I'll ever be glad that I had a room full of eyewitnesses of me having sex to testify otherwise >rethink my life
Alexander Garcia
its a blessing
Adam Nguyen
The end, thanks for reading my shitty little recap, didnt see any fresh OC atm, so thought I'd contribute a lil
Blake Sullivan
bump
Colton Davis
Here's watcha do OP
Clear the charges, everyone knows its a lie but make sure its public knowledge
then rape her. rape her good and hard. Rape her for real, user. She will claim rape again but no one will believe her.
But you will always know, user.
you will always know.
Jason Taylor
i wish muh man but its not in my realm of power
Jack Baker
I feel like most people who were 16 have a similar story
John Ramirez
An actually interesting story, thanks OP.
Carter Fisher
>3 years ago
Ayden Lee
Did anything happen after it was proven to be false rape accusations?
Ethan Watson
>554
YOU WERE SO FUCKING CLOSE GOD DAMMIT
Christian Ramirez
What a fucking bitch.
Sebastian Morris
cheers user, not every day you fuck with an audience
Cooper Wilson
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Christopher Lopez
oh sorry didn't see that. Well then I guess go back and kill her for being a bitchy whore. Maybe mail me the good parts, I can make use.
Ayden Nguyen
> time machine
Anthony Reyes
Nah, people just stopped talking about it. nobody came after me or anything, no longer invited to their parties tho kek
Nathan Rogers
nice Op smelly pussy humor never gets old
Oliver Ward
True, gotta love a smelly cunt
Adam Rogers
Kek has done me good with dubs i am not angry
Benjamin Edwards
Will do sir, I do actually know where she lives tbh lmao
Jordan Jones
Why did they say, "Do you know who you just fucked?"
Evan Foster
diamond mode actividado
Logan Adams
>>"you dun goofed user, do you have any idea who you just fucked?" Who did you fuck?
Jack Torres
HOLY MOTHER OF TRIPS
but she had a history of fucking guys then getting them fucked over apparently
Dominic Morales
did you ever see her again? and what's with this line >"you dun goofed user, do you have any idea who you just fucked?"
Also, if you were so drunk, how do you remember so much about it?
Adrian Gonzalez
see below
Evan Scott
by the end of the story it was roughly 5/6am, so im going the other end of the spectrum and sobering user. PLUS, if you dont remember an experience like that, no matter how drunk, you aint human
Jackson Hall
Anyone screencapping this? Decent wank bank shit
Lincoln Kelly
I still remember my first night and I couldn't stand on my two legs. I guess you are too much of a light weight drinker you fucking pussy.
Nicholas Stewart
you piece of shit im stealing those trips
Connor Scott
Your new here, I can tell
Jackson Reyes
So close
Jonathan Ramirez
REEEEEEEEEEE
Josiah Perez
kek has always been real, and believers like us will be rewarded. DUBS I SUMMON YOU
Henry Wood
You're a great story writer. You should write on for a movie or a book. You've a great fantasy
Adrian Johnson
jk, here they are.
Lucas Edwards
>you've a great fantasy
Angel James
Ruined
Ian Wood
YOU fuCKed uP BOI
Owen Nguyen
Nice one op. Here's mine. No green text.
Be me in Ivy college. Hook up with conservative slut at meet and greet party. Drinks all around. Let's go back to dorm. Fuck like crazy. She leaves in morning. 4 days later she calls to say she didn't consent. Mfw this cunt is letting her friends tell her what happened. "Don't remember giving you consent to swallow my jizz". She goes silent. "I can provide evidence to school of it comes to it. My web cam records on motion, and we moved a lot that night". Now bitch wants to see the vid. "If I so much as hear a hint about me raping you, I'll make this public and allege defamation to the school. The take this seriously". Bitch now cries about permission to record her. "I'm allowed to record anything in my own dorm aside from roommate, and anywhere on campus a student can be. It's in the handbook." Bitch says something about blackmail. "I want nothing from you. If you want to buy the vid rights, okay. 12k, but u don't have my consent to show anyone". Bitch laugh and says I don't have her consent either. "That's fine. It's only going to see the light of day if someone does something moronic like accuse me of raping you".
We talk a bit more, then that was it.
Moral of the story:. These stupid cunts are DYING to be the next victim story. Protect yourselves.
Gavin Sanders
close brother the time is near for the dubs rapture, we who believe will be bathed in glorious reoccuring numbers
Owen Torres
>you've a great fantasy
Gavin Nguyen
Maybe we should all only engage in sex in public areas with eye witnesses?
Jose Phillips
Czequed
Matthew Martin
...
Carson Scott
Kek is a harsh one but in the end he loves his children
Brody Nelson
...
David Rivera
Kinda miss thee old parties. Britfag here also
Ryder Robinson
>"you dun goofed user, do you have any idea who you just fucked?"
Explain this u fucking faggot
Nolan Collins
its been a good day
Julian Richardson
nah, mate trust me more likely is that when you get 'drunk' you're getting white-girl wasted ie 5 beers and slurring your words >omg im so drunk Come back to me when you wake up 100 miles away from your last memory sleeping on a stranger's couch