Hello Sup Forums, greentext story thread. Buckle up boys and girls

Hello Sup Forums, greentext story thread. Buckle up boys and girls.

>be me, 16, Britfag, 3 years ago
>Socially awkward, as are most teenagers
>Get invited to big Halloween party (non fancy dress, just casual)
>just out of a breakup with my girlfriend of 8 months
>first time really going outside for like a week
>Turn up at the place, host is an old friend I havent seen in years
>everybody there are people I used to go to school with before I moved
>Walk through the door clutching booze
> "user HOLY SHIT ITS BEEN AGES"
>hugs and cheers all around
>shit feels good man
>guy walks up to me
>I'll give you a fiver if you down this
>hands me a mix of vodka and JD which looks disgusting
>fuckit.jpeg
>Down it goes
>and this is where it begins
>everybody basically chilling outside
>it's cold, but dancing helps
>down about 12 beers by this point
>Im a heavyweight drinker, can hold my booze
>world spinning a little
>Thats when I see her

Cont?

Cont pls

continue that shit

moar

>cute quiet girl
>slide over all smooth, start chatting
>she's recently out of a relationship like me
>success.mp3
>we both have a bit of a whiny teenage bitch session about life
>sat drinking and chatting, when someone calls us
>Motherfucking hot tub
>in the hot tub playing stupid shit like "Never have I ever"
>truth or dare, spin the bottle
>everyone naked or half naked, end up making out and shit
>shits good yo
>about 2am now
>shit, I've been drinking for about 7 hours and I've lost count of how many I've had
>we decide to move inside
>everyone moving to different rooms around the house
>some nab bedrooms
>some grab bathrooms
>everywhere private taken
>me and grill take a piece of floor in the living room, surrounded by like 23 people curled up on sofas, the floor and in arm chairs

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>blanket over us, start making out
>guy throws cushion at us "IM TRYING TO SLEEP SHUT THE FUCK UP"
>kek
>a girl making out with another guy across the room fires back to him
>"Find someone to get with, or shut up ruining other peoples fun"
>"cheers from like 5 other pairs"
>guy continues bitching but quiets down
>go back to making out, I slide a hand up her shirt, she slides a hand to my crotch
>boner.exe activated
>make out for probably half an hour, hands under each others clothing
>all the lights out by this point
>so drunk and absorbed by each other we dont notice all the other couples really
>someone pulled out the sofabed and is doing something with a guy on it
>too drunk to care, literally drank enough to tranquilise an african bull elephant
>pair on the sofabed finishes quietly and whispers to us
> shit we're the only 4 people left awake in a room of like 20 odd people still
> "do you want the bed guys? better than the floor, and we're done now"
>"sure whatever" fuck the floor
>climb up onto it with the girl

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>pull blanket up
>she instantly removes my shorts
>soldier standing to full salute
>she giggles and starts giving me the single worst handjob I've recieved in my life
>idk if drunk or just that bad
>probs both
>I negate this by saying "your turn"
>she thinks im being nice, really im saving my foreskin from undergoing a late circumcision
>Fuck off amerifags, this is europe, we dont cut
>I go down on her, and she is literally creating a puddle underneath her she's that wet
>she's no good at being quiet
>moans super loudly
>too drunk to realise what this is gonna mean for me though
>continue anyway
>get her off twice in the space of like 10 minutes
>roll back next to her and she straddles me

fuck I forgot an image with that one

>be me
>be cultist
>visit Sup Forums one day
>man i wish i had a religion that actually had members
>see pepe, laugh
>see people saying kek
>see a post about kek being a god
>start sacrificing people in the name of kek
>now i can roll dubs as much as i like
watch this bitch

Anyone reading this shit? or shall I not bother continuing?

whats dick cheese like? do you smell it and pretend its pussy when you bate? I bate most of you do.

>7 hours of drinking
>boner
ok op, good try

I'm reading this keep going

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There's this thing called, showering, we have it here in europe - dont know if you've discovered it yet?

Keep going OP

>a wolf whistle in the background
>followed by some "holy fucking shits"
>some applause in the back
>a lamp flicks on
>drunk me starting to process
>she was loud
>there was 20 odd people in the room
>almost every single one is staring at us on the sofa bed
>mfw I've been fucking this girl from behind with an audience
>mfw I was too drunk to realise or care
>mfw girl dies of embarrasment and runs to the bathroom, quickly followed by some female friends
>get high fives from guys
>disgusted looks from some of the girls and a few guys
>Im just in shock
>"you dun goofed user, do you have any idea who you just fucked?"
> dont really respond, just yell to turn the light back off and hide until I pass out

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WAIT WRONG ORDER FUCK

Jk watch this

READ THIS FIRST

>lowers herself slowly onto me
>ohmygodyes
>tight as a jews wallet
>starts riding me
>not that shitty grinding style
>properly bouncing, and she's audibly loving it
>her legs tighten and shake
>"seriously?"
>she fucking finishes a third time
>pull her off me
>get behind her
>hit it from the back
>shit this is good
>she's still loving it
>I finally finish
>no glorious roar of triumph
>just a gasp as I roll onto my back again
>Thats when I hear it

s'okay faggot just finish up

Impressive user

Have you never been 16, or do you not have a penis?

now do trips faggot

>Following morning, hosts dad makes us all a cooked breakfast
>fucking legend
>eggs, bacon, Toast, Coffee, Tea, everything
>grill sits across from me
>refuses to make eye contact
>raise my hand to bring some toast to my face
>mfw my fingers fucking stink of her
>laugh to myself
>people watching me and her warily
>some people who slept elsewhere confused as to what the tension is
>fast forward a few days
>some of her friends message me
>IS IT TRUE YOU RAPED FEMANON??????
>wut
>little cunt claimed rape so she didnt have to seem like a slut
>claimed I was sober and took advantage
>the one time I'll ever be glad that I had a room full of eyewitnesses of me having sex to testify otherwise
>rethink my life

its a blessing

The end, thanks for reading my shitty little recap, didnt see any fresh OC atm, so thought I'd contribute a lil

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Here's watcha do OP

Clear the charges, everyone knows its a lie but make sure its public knowledge


then rape her. rape her good and hard. Rape her for real, user. She will claim rape again but no one will believe her.


But you will always know, user.


you will always know.

i wish muh man but its not in my realm of power

I feel like most people who were 16 have a similar story

An actually interesting story, thanks OP.

>3 years ago

Did anything happen after it was proven to be false rape accusations?

>554

YOU WERE SO FUCKING CLOSE GOD DAMMIT

What a fucking bitch.

cheers user, not every day you fuck with an audience

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oh sorry didn't see that. Well then I guess go back and kill her for being a bitchy whore. Maybe mail me the good parts, I can make use.

> time machine

Nah, people just stopped talking about it. nobody came after me or anything, no longer invited to their parties tho kek

nice Op
smelly pussy humor never gets old

True, gotta love a smelly cunt

Kek has done me good with dubs
i am not angry

Will do sir, I do actually know where she lives tbh lmao

Why did they say, "Do you know who you just fucked?"

diamond mode actividado

>>"you dun goofed user, do you have any idea who you just fucked?"
Who did you fuck?

HOLY MOTHER OF TRIPS

but she had a history of fucking guys then getting them fucked over apparently

did you ever see her again?
and what's with this line
>"you dun goofed user, do you have any idea who you just fucked?"

Also, if you were so drunk, how do you remember so much about it?

see below

by the end of the story it was roughly 5/6am, so im going the other end of the spectrum and sobering user. PLUS, if you dont remember an experience like that, no matter how drunk, you aint human

Anyone screencapping this? Decent wank bank shit

I still remember my first night and I couldn't stand on my two legs. I guess you are too much of a light weight drinker you fucking pussy.

you piece of shit im stealing those trips

Your new here, I can tell

So close

REEEEEEEEEEE

kek has always been real, and believers like us will be rewarded. DUBS I SUMMON YOU

You're a great story writer. You should write on for a movie or a book.
You've a great fantasy

jk, here they are.

>you've a great fantasy

Ruined

YOU fuCKed uP BOI

Nice one op. Here's mine.
No green text.

Be me in Ivy college.
Hook up with conservative slut at meet and greet party.
Drinks all around.
Let's go back to dorm.
Fuck like crazy.
She leaves in morning.
4 days later she calls to say she didn't consent.
Mfw this cunt is letting her friends tell her what happened.
"Don't remember giving you consent to swallow my jizz".
She goes silent.
"I can provide evidence to school of it comes to it. My web cam records on motion, and we moved a lot that night".
Now bitch wants to see the vid.
"If I so much as hear a hint about me raping you, I'll make this public and allege defamation to the school. The take this seriously".
Bitch now cries about permission to record her.
"I'm allowed to record anything in my own dorm aside from roommate, and anywhere on campus a student can be. It's in the handbook."
Bitch says something about blackmail.
"I want nothing from you. If you want to buy the vid rights, okay. 12k, but u don't have my consent to show anyone".
Bitch laugh and says I don't have her consent either.
"That's fine. It's only going to see the light of day if someone does something moronic like accuse me of raping you".

We talk a bit more, then that was it.

Moral of the story:. These stupid cunts are DYING to be the next victim story. Protect yourselves.

close brother
the time is near for the dubs rapture, we who believe will be bathed in glorious reoccuring numbers

>you've a great fantasy

Maybe we should all only engage in sex in public areas with eye witnesses?

Czequed

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Kek is a harsh one
but in the end he loves his children

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Kinda miss thee old parties. Britfag here also

>"you dun goofed user, do you have any idea who you just fucked?"

Explain this u fucking faggot

its been a good day

nah, mate trust me
more likely is that when you get 'drunk' you're getting white-girl wasted
ie 5 beers and slurring your words
>omg im so drunk
Come back to me when you wake up 100 miles away from your last memory sleeping on a stranger's couch

user who did you fuck

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Out Fucking Standing OP