ITT: Give yourself a superpower and other anons put a limit on it

ITT: Give yourself a superpower and other anons put a limit on it.

>Flight

3

Can take as much marijuana as I want without overdosing.

You can never land

7

You can't stop flying and you can only fly upward, eventually dying in space

No his limit is already 3

It gives you cancer and forces you to a wheelchair for the rest of your life. In order to not slip in to coma, you constantly be inhaling THC

you can only fly when sitting on the wc, with the wc stuck to your ass

the more you smoke it, the more money you lose


>literally shit gold.

Free wifi everywhere i go

You will die if you go 10 minutes without smoking weed

My sincerest of apologies. In that case I shall give this a shot.
The ability extreme reflex and recognition.

Must constantly be inhaling*

Fuck my life, I'm high as fuck brashky

It's extremely slow

It's the worst of all fucking Comcast, and it takes 1 hour or more just to load up google

Every movement causes the moved appendage to snap and fracture. Constant use results in aneurysms.

Only into the twin towers

>I can control heat absolutely

The power to always be the happiest person alive. Whatever shit I'm going through I won't give a fuck.

Your internal body temperature instantly matches the temperature of the heat-source you are controlling. This doubles after 10 seconds of continued use

Can swim the oceans and go to any depth in a Mithril wetsuit with unlimited O2. Not impervious to being swallowed whole.

But you have herpes.

Then you realize your life is meaningless

Falcon Punch that keeps you stationary.

You go through life without the ability of sight, sound, speech, or feeling. You're legs and feet are severed. You are confined to a bed for the rest of your life.

Teleportation

The gold you shit is literally bigger than your asshole can allow, so every time you shit gold it will literally cause your anus to prolapse and tear open, causing hemorrhages every time

You can only teleport inside other objects.

It's all a mask to hide your utter, undying pain.

>I can travel through dimensions

it's random and may teleport you into outer space

When you get into the ocean water freezes

Who gives a shit I'm happy

only dimensions where jews rule the world

>restricted to 2D and 3D

The power to leave Sup Forums

But once you are in one dimension you must live there for 20 years

you have to join /mlp/

I have the force

The ability to throw back everything that touch me

You can only punch yourself

dabbing so hard (2016) I create shockwaves equal to the force of an atomic bomb

wat? wrong reply?

you get uncurable chlamydia

but only underground where you would be crushed or suffocated

mine would be being taller

omnipotence

Worth it...??

>Could I study the darkside to find a realistic solution?

limited to the city of Townsville, Australia

Congrats, you can already do that, faggot

But you never will know it

your penis shrinks

im tumblr famous

...

You get fucked in the ass for every second of your live, this giga-nigger cocks are unaffected by your shockwaves. Each-time you dab, they grow bigger by roughly 6 inches, both girth and length

you can only go on 9gag

you become sexually atracted to sharp objects

Even if the touching is consensual. Sorry, ain't gettin' laid, buddy.

>I can stop time

You don't have a sense of touch

Time can only be stopped, not restarted.

you stop, too

underrated post
where the fuck did that come from?

you only get two years to live

you can only leave after killing your alternate self

welcome summerfag

Power to clone and reform with clones.

you can only teleport to detroit

>you ain't never leaving the hood

>ability to adjust any unfavorable situation/position and change it to whatever I want

I can hypnotise people to do whatever I want

The are exact clones, extra chromosomes and all. All last names are changed to Palin

I become the angel of death

I know this is a bit far fetched
I haven't even told my wife about it but
what if I had a notebook
a notebook with the power to kill anybody whose name is written in it
yeah it sounds crazy but just hear me out

You only age while time is stopped. You watch everyone around you that you love, grow old and die. The only way you can die of old age is if die in the realm of stopped time.

In order to keep your clones from killing you. You must suck them off every 24 hours.

You stop with time though, never knowing that you actually stopped time

You end up doing what you ask them to do.

they know you're doing it, and everyone hates you for it. No friends buddy.

but you can't spell

you now have a geass
you can only use this power once per person

Who gives a shit I'm the happiest human alive

They are fully aware that they are only doing it because you want them too.

>The ability for my body to constantly regain perfect health

You get the notebook and it works, but only on people who have touched your penis

I don't care, as long as they do what they're told everything is fine

The situations changed must be for anyone else, you can never change your own situation.

not if you're dead which you will be after two years

It deforms your body

to be able to turn into a cute loli at will.

I have the ability to blink very very fast. Almost as fast as a car

You constantly hear "Crawling" by Linkin Park in your head at 150db. This is played continiously

regaining health puts you in excruciating pain

You can only use it once then you die of an aneurism

Kek

Your clones get smaller everytime one is produced

>the ability to eat litterally anything

But you're invisible to anyone who has hit puberty.

Run and think as fast as I want to

kill everyone else on earth
your standards of happiness are now much lower

every time you blink you get hit by a car.

you only ever want to eat poop

your father rapes you once per day

Perfect

Every time you stop time, you must travel to somewhere on the the planet (minimum 1000 miles away, never in an ocean) for the thing that will restart it. You know where it is, fortunately, but you'll have to see if engines and computers work in stop-time.

It tastes like shit

Others can change you back at their will

All the effects of friction still apply.

>I have the ability to seduce anyone at any time.