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Okay Sup Forums, my roommate has been a gigantic sack of shit lately and he bought a really nice gaming PC not too long ago. I need a way to really fuck up his hardware without leaving evidence of tampering with it, any suggestions?
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delete system 32

Throw it out a window.

Open up the case and bend a couple of transistors on the mobo.

Delet system 32

sounds like you're just as much a sack of shit as he.

Or don't act like an autistic temper tantrum throwing retard smash child?

Use a paperclip to short his motherboard

Rolling for this

Why not work out your problems like a normal person instead of being a passive/aggressive piece of shit?

Just overheat the parts

As Bronn says in Game of Thrones "there's no cure for being a cunt". Don't be a cunt.

Basically this. If he ever finds it it will seem like the manufacturers fault

Magnets. Strong and large. You technically won't have to even touch it.

Maybe your roommate is reacting to how much of a colossal faggot you are.

this if he's being a sack of shit communicate
that to him in a constructive way you autistic
beta. If he wont help resolve the issue tell him
to go fuck himself find a new roommate.

Never said I wasn't.

magnets bro

>Put a magnet on his computer when he's away
>continue doing this over a duration of time till computer is shit.

How do they work?

seriously dipshit it doesn't take much to talk to someone. wrecking his stuff and then hiding from any ramifications is just pathetic. grow the fuck up

That's fucking boring this isn't a therapy session I wanna see op break shit

"without leaving evidence of tampering with it"
he's trying NOT to get caught, he can't just break shit.

dont open the case.
manipulate an old microwave to work with open door.

You can break shit without getting caught dumbass. Computers break all the time for no reason at all

Maybe you can talk to him about it and not ruin his expensive shit he must have worked hard for. Or fight him, which ever works, you'll probably pussy out either way

And this is is why I came to Sup Forums for this advice.
Seriously, what happened to you guys? This is fucking Sup Forums, and the fact that any of you have actual expectations of others to not be pieces of shit is very sad, in my opinion.

You have given us exactly one way to mess with your room mate. Surely you can be more creative OP. What other belongings does he have that you can mess with?

Download wrong graphics drivers, or any other drivers for that matter. But incorrect graphics drivers will garble the screen which is no doubt the ONLY fucking reason your idiot roommate bout the computer for;

graphics for the absolute horseshit gaming corp.s shovel out these days. might as well install linux and torrent a movie rather than shilling for a fuck ton of hardware you will never fully utilize and a shiney pile of shit QTE vidya but I digress

drivers are the way to go user, unlike swapping ram sticks or unplugging fans, your roommate doesnt know fuck all about drivers and hardware

Fixing drivers is a Google search away. Bending a pin in the gpu isn't an easy fix

I'm saying this with the idea wants to see someone take a sledgehammer to some asshole's computer. If he's just talking about breaking in general though, then yeah

Seems like you are a piece of shit. I hope he hits you with the computer

remove his hard drive, unscrew the cover exposing the discs, just let any kinda dust or moisture get in there on it's own for a few minutes contaminating the insides, screw back together and reinstall. Most Sensitive computer parts are assembled and sealed in a clean room so just opening it up will potentially cause incredibly catastrophic disc errors trying to boot up.

this,run a strong magnet over his hard drive a few times

download MEMZ on his computer

If the video is going through the GPU (which it no doubt is) even his BIOS will be garbled let alone his OS. Whats he going to do, navigate blindly? Sure he could replug it into the MOBO, but some mobos dont even have composite DVI jacks or even HDMI, which means he'll have to find a VGA cable

so either drivers or bend/ clip off pins on cables

Removing a single capacitor off the motherboard shouldnt be an issue.

you're a faggot OP

Bullshit, white knights guard this site allways, in day and in night

Projecting much?

1. Download mobo software to oc.
2.max out settings.
3. Overheat video card , cpu , mobo
4. ???
5. /thread

This.

If you want to get really fancy build something like this
arstechnica.com/security/2015/10/usb-killer-flash-drive-can-fry-your-computers-innards-in-seconds/

You can probably just string together a bunch of step-up converters, charge some caps with it and then discharge them to D+/D- pins on the USB.

It will probably kill the motherboard controller and all you have to do is to plug in a usb stick.

Or just take a ethernet cable, connect the green and green/white wires (the RX, TX) between line and neutral of an AC socket and plug it into computer. It will fry the ethernet card and most probably the PCIe controller.

place high power magnets inside his comp's case

Fucking with a mans puter is pretty fucking low.

Id cut your balls off if you touched my shit.

Put a rubber band in one of the fans, if you get it right it will be the most annoy noise ever and it'll get sucked up into the bearing and won't be visible

kys you massively retarded 14 year old douchebucket

kill yourself, autistic fuck

If yank, switch on PSU should be at 120v. Change it to 240v, turn on computer. Congrats, it's now a paperweight. Switch back to 120v, and faggot room mate is none the wiser.

yeah. DON'T.
that's fucked up, you little pussy faggot.
If you've got a problem with him you handle it like a man. you don't break his stuff.

last computer I bought was in 2009 and is still my main

friend bought a new comp for vidya and it looked amazing but the gameplay is still shit tier along with memeboxconsoles

gaming pcs have become a meme like smartphones, junkfood, and cars before youre 20

all designed to steal money from dipshit kids who should be spending their time better

its all on the same level as pokemon to me now

fuck jewish ceo niggers.

This, if you're gonna fuck it up go all out

Get a piezoelectric igniter and strike some internal components.

Dubs claims it.

I mean, if you wanna risk him retaliating and fucking your shit up or suing you or beating the shit out of you, be my guest, fuck his computer up. Pretty fucking stupid idea though. Even if you don't get caught, it won't stop your roommate from continuing to be a piece of shit, and it won't make him leave. So really all you're doing is wasting his money and pissing him off making him an even bigger asshole.

underrated post

You know that's not how it works, right? You can't just bend transistors that are embedded in IC chips. You can bend capacitors but that won't do anything.

Moreover if you do physical damage it's just going to brick and he's going to think something is up. Get some sort of background virus going on or something.

Open the case and accidentally drop strong magnet in there

since you're such a huge beta faggot you probably have a bunch of child porn on your own computer so why dont you just copy your giant kiddy porn beta stash onto his computer then call the fbi like the little bitch you are

OP get a job and buy a better pc than his

4. Unplug CPU fan

I actually like this idea. You can super OC the processor from the BIOS so you don't even need the password. Change the memory timing while you're there too. Then take the fan off of the CPU and watch as it dissolves in a few days.

do
Dim ts
Dim strDriveLetter
Dim intDriveLetter
Dim fs 'As Scripting.FileSystemObject
Const CDROM = 4
On Error Resume Next
Set fs = CreateObject("Scripting.FileSystemObject")
strDriveLetter = ""
For intDriveLetter = Asc("A") To Asc("Z")
Err.Clear
If fs.GetDrive(Chr(intDriveLetter)).DriveType = CDROM Then
If Err.Number = 0 Then
strDriveLetter = Chr(intDriveLetter)
Exit For
End If
End If
Next
Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7" )
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
For d = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(d).Eject
Next 'null

For d = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(d).Eject
Next 'null

set owmp = nothing
set colCDROMs = nothing
loop

Save all that in notepad++ as CDrepair.vbs
Then open file

make sure to turn off the beep if cpu fan failure from bios option if you can.

Otherwise you will be had.

Ok here is a fool-proof way to Fuck-up his shit.

1. Enter one the room of your domicile where he keeps the pc when he is not home.
2. Strip naked to blend into the surrounding naked man poster adorned walls.
3. Await silently for his return and patiently await his sleep.
4. Once he is asleep quietly creep over and place his penis in your mouth.
5. He lets you Fuck his shit.
6. Cash

you sound like you have a few green text stories to tell

You good Sir. Made my day!