BEST OF Sup Forums THREAD 2.0!

BEST OF Sup Forums THREAD 2.0!

Why not start the fucking thread off with a story not posted in you fucking idiot?

>inb4 that fucking brazil story from the last thread

You're right. I've got nothing left to contribute. Nonetheless, let's just start again.

I've got a couple...

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waaaay tl;dr

Grrrrrr...

Read it. Trust me, it's worth it.

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dont you fucking start

i'll take your word for it user, don't let me down

HEY, I have an idea. Why don't we just take ALLLL the stories posted in the last thread, then repost them here!

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bump

>be me
>with some friends of mine
>one of my friends bring his friends
>we shall call him x
>x seems cool at first
>likes same video gmmes and likes sport so ok
>always seemed a little off
>kinda believed consperecy theories
> the "jet feul cant melt steel beams" and "Hitler moved to south amercia kinda guy"
>one day x says we swallow 150 spiders a year
>we all stare at him
>me: nigga that some bullshit
>x: well then i guess we never landed on the moon
>imdonewiththisshit.png
>my dad watched the moon landing and personally met neil armstrong
> worked with people who helped with the moon landing
>moonlandingisnotbullshit.gif
>tell him to fuck off
>he swings at me
>we where at my arpartment so i tell him to haul ass out
>x:make me
>well all drag him out
>one friend apologizes
More stories of my life or nah?

I'm running out here.

What a dumb thing to fight about

Thats what your dad said about your mom to her prostitute

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Thanks,
Wouldnt mind blowwin my load sometime soon

are you fucking kidding me
how old are you

Thats...
Thats what she said

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Ladys and gentalmen the best of Sup Forums

newfag, still thinks there are grills here

no
and stop talking like a nigger/mudshark

Neckbeards and gentalmen the best of Sup Forums

as a grill myself I have to say my good gentlemen that I feel offended

He might consider the traps "girls."

OP cucked by Dad anyone?

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dude

Well, the rest of the stories can't be as shitty as this one, right?